Acting upon a suggestion from VicVega, I decided to find a home for those jokes that are too small to use up a whole thread but are just too good to let go untold.
I'll post some one-liners and quickies and all you wits feel free to add whatcha got; long ones or short.
Here's a few too kick it off:
A word to the wise isn't necessary.
It's the stupid ones who need the advice.
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The big difference between sex for money and sex for
free, is that sex for money costs less.
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Like the song says, there are fifty ways to leave your
lover, but getting caught in bed with her sister is
pretty foolproof and makes for a much shorter list.
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"I've had it with my wife." said the one drinking buddy
to the other. "I'm filing for an divorce."
"Sorry to hear that pal." said his partner. "May I ask why?"
"I found her supply of birth control pills." said the first.
"Listen Frank, with all due respect to your religion, I just
can't see leaving your wife for what the Church says is a sin."
"It ain't just that." stormed Frank. "I had a vasectomy over
five years ago".
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this has been going for a while, so i thought id leave it open since i allready locked TK's other thread
but when this reaches 50 pages, it will be locked and a new one made and stickied, this one will then be
unstickied.
I'll post some one-liners and quickies and all you wits feel free to add whatcha got; long ones or short.
Here's a few too kick it off:
A word to the wise isn't necessary.
It's the stupid ones who need the advice.
=====
The big difference between sex for money and sex for
free, is that sex for money costs less.
=====
Like the song says, there are fifty ways to leave your
lover, but getting caught in bed with her sister is
pretty foolproof and makes for a much shorter list.
=====
"I've had it with my wife." said the one drinking buddy
to the other. "I'm filing for an divorce."
"Sorry to hear that pal." said his partner. "May I ask why?"
"I found her supply of birth control pills." said the first.
"Listen Frank, with all due respect to your religion, I just
can't see leaving your wife for what the Church says is a sin."
"It ain't just that." stormed Frank. "I had a vasectomy over
five years ago".
################################################################
this has been going for a while, so i thought id leave it open since i allready locked TK's other thread
but when this reaches 50 pages, it will be locked and a new one made and stickied, this one will then be
unstickied.
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: 17 years ago