Or would you get eaten like a jackass?
![](http://i10.tinypic.com/497niqb.jpg)
Alright, so its them:
![](http://i3.tinypic.com/2heblo5.jpg)
Or you:
![](http://i11.tinypic.com/48p032r.jpg)
Assuming at the time of reading this, there are reports of strange isolated zombie outbreaks. Where ever you are right now at the time of reading this, is where you would be in the zombie outbreak.
Alright zombies are spreading FAST..so regular zombie rules apply, they can be fast but not faster than a regular human, they don't need oxygen, can live without limbs..destroying the brain destroys the zombie. This thread isn't really a game, more an interesting scenario.
A few things can tip the odds of surviving a zombie attack in your favor, if you have any special abilities mention them, such as:
Good physical condition.
Knowledge of firearms/weaponry in general.
Wilderness survival training.
Military service.
police/rescue.
First aid/CPR/medical training.
Martial arts training.
Construction.
Hunting.
Your specific countries military strength.
Anything else you can think of thats beneficial during a zombie attack..
Other facts that might tip the odds in your favor include:
Location.
People in your area.
Supplies available.
Vehicles/ATV's/boats/weapons in your possession.
How often you check the news.
Ability to stay calm/mental stability.
ETC..
Go into detail, do you have any special plans for more plausible things such a nuclear war or natural disasters? Would it be you alone, or would you have friends or family to protect. How strong would your will to live be, could you kill zombies of people you knew and be cool with it, or would you fall apart like a pussy?
Ok so based on where you are(or could be within 30 minutes, and if you chose to leave where would you be going?), could you survive a zombie outbreak? As implausible a scenario this is, try to keep it realistic and based on what you would actually do believing it to be real. Take all above facts into consideration, like if you managed to get home could you survive long term? Or for example..if you live in an apartment in new york and never check the news..be honest, your just plain fucked.
Nobody wants to end up like this:
![](http://i10.tinypic.com/2mgrsia.jpg)
(Note: Cher might not actually be a zombie)
Alright, I'll go first and i'll try to keep mine fairly short because this post is long enough.
At this time im a home and it's 8:00am, I live in a more secluded area on our 5km stretch of road there are only about 5 houses, most of which are mansions with old people living in them. The house i live in is huge and it's built almost completely out of 12x12 wooden beams, we have generators and 3 wells. We have 2 gardens and a greenhouse, multiple ATVs, cars and trucks and such, no boats though. 3 guns but limited ammunition, we have a well stocked cellar and pantry, and over 50 acres of land, at least 30 of it is forested to hide our house from the road. We have 4 guard dogs, and a fairly large fence. I wouldn't have to leave to find anyone as everyone i care about is here at the moment. Im trained in first aid and CPR, wilderness survival training, martial arts training, im in good physical condition and im fairly knowledgeable when it comes to weaponry and firearms but you kinda have to be living out here. Reading that it sounds like i would kick ass during a Zombie attack, but considering Canada's military strength (limited), we would probably be alone and mostly cut off during winter which might do me in, so over all ill give myself a 65% chance to survive.
Throw in anything you think could help you survive, and try not to say "jeff post" to many times, it was a lot to explain and i kinda feel bad for making you read so damn much.
In the end, based on what you wrote give yourself an approximate percent chance to survive, but keep it based on actual fact of the moment, not like saying "if zombies attacked i could go buy a gun". High five for the first person to randomly comes up with 27%.![](/smile/47)
So let's see how well everyone else does.
After writing all this, i can't even remember if im posting this in the lounge.
![](http://i10.tinypic.com/497niqb.jpg)
Alright, so its them:
![](http://i3.tinypic.com/2heblo5.jpg)
Or you:
![](http://i11.tinypic.com/48p032r.jpg)
Assuming at the time of reading this, there are reports of strange isolated zombie outbreaks. Where ever you are right now at the time of reading this, is where you would be in the zombie outbreak.
Alright zombies are spreading FAST..so regular zombie rules apply, they can be fast but not faster than a regular human, they don't need oxygen, can live without limbs..destroying the brain destroys the zombie. This thread isn't really a game, more an interesting scenario.
A few things can tip the odds of surviving a zombie attack in your favor, if you have any special abilities mention them, such as:
Good physical condition.
Knowledge of firearms/weaponry in general.
Wilderness survival training.
Military service.
police/rescue.
First aid/CPR/medical training.
Martial arts training.
Construction.
Hunting.
Your specific countries military strength.
Anything else you can think of thats beneficial during a zombie attack..
Other facts that might tip the odds in your favor include:
Location.
People in your area.
Supplies available.
Vehicles/ATV's/boats/weapons in your possession.
How often you check the news.
Ability to stay calm/mental stability.
ETC..
Go into detail, do you have any special plans for more plausible things such a nuclear war or natural disasters? Would it be you alone, or would you have friends or family to protect. How strong would your will to live be, could you kill zombies of people you knew and be cool with it, or would you fall apart like a pussy?
Ok so based on where you are(or could be within 30 minutes, and if you chose to leave where would you be going?), could you survive a zombie outbreak? As implausible a scenario this is, try to keep it realistic and based on what you would actually do believing it to be real. Take all above facts into consideration, like if you managed to get home could you survive long term? Or for example..if you live in an apartment in new york and never check the news..be honest, your just plain fucked.
Nobody wants to end up like this:
![](http://i10.tinypic.com/2mgrsia.jpg)
(Note: Cher might not actually be a zombie)
Alright, I'll go first and i'll try to keep mine fairly short because this post is long enough.
At this time im a home and it's 8:00am, I live in a more secluded area on our 5km stretch of road there are only about 5 houses, most of which are mansions with old people living in them. The house i live in is huge and it's built almost completely out of 12x12 wooden beams, we have generators and 3 wells. We have 2 gardens and a greenhouse, multiple ATVs, cars and trucks and such, no boats though. 3 guns but limited ammunition, we have a well stocked cellar and pantry, and over 50 acres of land, at least 30 of it is forested to hide our house from the road. We have 4 guard dogs, and a fairly large fence. I wouldn't have to leave to find anyone as everyone i care about is here at the moment. Im trained in first aid and CPR, wilderness survival training, martial arts training, im in good physical condition and im fairly knowledgeable when it comes to weaponry and firearms but you kinda have to be living out here. Reading that it sounds like i would kick ass during a Zombie attack, but considering Canada's military strength (limited), we would probably be alone and mostly cut off during winter which might do me in, so over all ill give myself a 65% chance to survive.
Throw in anything you think could help you survive, and try not to say "jeff post" to many times, it was a lot to explain and i kinda feel bad for making you read so damn much.
In the end, based on what you wrote give yourself an approximate percent chance to survive, but keep it based on actual fact of the moment, not like saying "if zombies attacked i could go buy a gun". High five for the first person to randomly comes up with 27%.
So let's see how well everyone else does.
After writing all this, i can't even remember if im posting this in the lounge.
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