Could You Survive a Zombie Outbreak?

I watched Night of the Living Dead back in the mid 70's- i've been thinking about this shit for a longggggg time

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Originally posted by Kanzen

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I'd definitely survive. All I need is a single 76cm (30" blade.

Any kind of plan or strategy?...or just you and a blade VS the mass zombie army?
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My plan is to make it to the rural areas, and travel from town to town for supplies. Stealth is king, and that is why I would need is a blade. Guns, explosives, and weapons that create a lot of noise are terrible choices for anything but controlled and isolated situations. I would work my way slowly through areas, only taking down zombies as necessary (quick slice through the spinal cord).
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wait wait wait, but zombies are stupid, would they come to a loud noise, plus you dont want thier blood on you. what are you going to do for protection? (condom only covers you dick?)

Incidentally, I'd give myself a 0% chance of survival.

Either because of that schoolgirl thing, or because I'd have to fight off the damn zombies while whoever (a girl) I was with was rescued by some jackass National Guard guy, whom she swoons over because even though I saved her ass every 5 minutes for the past... however long it took for them to show up, he saves her ass and there is nothing left to do except have sex on the helicopter or truck ride to the nearest camp.

Man, I just got boned.

This zombie attack sucks.

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Originally posted by Kanzen

[reply=Honda_X]
[reply=Kanzen]
I'd definitely survive. All I need is a single 76cm (30" blade.

Any kind of plan or strategy?...or just you and a blade VS the mass zombie army?
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My plan is to make it to the rural areas, and travel from town to town for supplies. Stealth is king, and that is why I would need is a blade. Guns, explosives, and weapons that create a lot of noise are terrible choices for anything but controlled and isolated situations. I would work my way slowly through areas, only taking down zombies as necessary (quick slice through the spinal cord).
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@ Kanzen- but the only way you can actually kill them is with a bullet through the skull- you would get bit on the ankle by a paralyzed zombie laying on the floor that you just sliced

i forgot to add this- then we would have to put a bullel through your zombie skull (or cut your leg off)

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

Incidentally, I'd give myself a 0% chance of survival.

Either because of that schoolgirl thing, or because I'd have to fight off the damn zombies while whoever (a girl) I was with was rescued by some jackass National Guard guy, whom she swoons over because even though I saved her ass every 5 minutes for the past... however long it took for them to show up, he saves her ass and there is nothing left to do except have sex on the helicopter or truck ride to the nearest camp.

Man, I just got boned.

This zombie attack sucks.

sucks, i guess it would help more if you where a virgin.

one thing is for sure....zombies=greatest target practice ever...that part of Dawn of the Dead always stuck with me

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Originally posted by franklin

I watched Night of the Living Dead back in the mid 70's- i've been thinking about this shit for a longggggg time

And the best you could do was basically "i'll be dead before the zombies even get there"

@ bangles

@ kanzen you'd be staying to rural areas...but any specific destination?

@Strichnine zombies are dumb, but they should still have senses.

I would have to assume that cause would be scientific. (28 days later, resident evil) some kind of leaked virus or contaminant from space perhaps, although thats pretty weak.

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Originally posted by franklin

@ Kanzen- but the only way you can actually kill them is with a bullet through the skull- you would get bit on the ankle by a paralyzed zombie laying on the floor that you just sliced

Anything that destroys the brain kills them, although if they're paralyzed they cant really bite you..they would just lay there while you mocked/pissed on them. (haha sucker zombies)

Yeah, Scientific ones are easier to beat tho i think.... Cause some nerd could think of some air born antidote to kill em all or something. If they where cursed by God, then they would be uber strong and the only way we could beat them is one by one.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

I would have to assume that cause would be scientific. (28 days later, resident evil) some kind of leaked virus or contaminant from space perhaps, although thats pretty weak.

it most definitely will be a virus...they didn't show it in Dawn of the Dead but most likely they'll end up starving to death like in 28 days later. After all...virus aside they are still just flesh and bone and they need some source of energy to continue living

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Originally posted by Strichnine

wait wait wait, but zombies are stupid, would they come to a loud noise, plus you dont want thier blood on you. what are you going to do for protection? (condom only covers you dick?)

Well in such a situation you must assume and operate based on the following premises:

1. Zombies respond to light (sight).
2. Zombies respond to sound (audio).
3. Zombies respond to smell.
4. Zombies have unlimited stamina.
5. Zombies will not die from any mortal wound outside of head destruction or decapitation.
6. Zombies have some form of intelligence and coordination (they walk, and they know who to attack right?)
7. Zombies will show absolutely no fear or intimidation.
8. Zombies never rest, that means they will always be an active threat.
9. Zombies can be located in any possible darkened area.
10. Zombies can be located in any habitable liquid and still be active.
11. Zombies can be silent, and audio alerts are not always present.

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Originally posted by Kanzen

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wait wait wait, but zombies are stupid, would they come to a loud noise, plus you dont want thier blood on you. what are you going to do for protection? (condom only covers you dick?)

Well in such a situation you must assume and operate based on the following premises:

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12. Zombies do not use firearms. I don't care what the new Dawn of the dead says.

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Originally posted by Strichnine

[reply=Kanzen]
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wait wait wait, but zombies are stupid, would they come to a loud noise, plus you dont want thier blood on you. what are you going to do for protection? (condom only covers you dick?)

Well in such a situation you must assume and operate based on the following premises:

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12. Zombies do not use firearms. I don't care what the new Dawn of the dead says.
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The new Dawn of the Dead has absolutely no footage of zombies using guns.

Land of the Dead, however--which is from the god father of Zombie media, demonstrates how much of an increased threat they would be if they could learn and adapt.

In this game you make yourself as a character and you roleplay out what you would do for a Zombie infestation. It is a fun, and can be pretty scary game.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

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@ Kanzen- but the only way you can actually kill them is with a bullet through the skull- you would get bit on the ankle by a paralyzed zombie laying on the floor that you just sliced

Anything that destroys the brain kills them, although if they're paralyzed they cant really bite you..they would just lay there while you mocked/pissed on them. (haha sucker zombies)
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i didnt feellikeusingspacebarsorhavingtomakesureispelled"quaddraplegic"therightway

@ Kanzen. Then what one am I thinking of? I swore I saw a new Zombie movie with Gun wielding Zombies. hmmm. I could be mistaken

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Originally posted by Kanzen

Land of the Dead, however--which is from the god father of Zombie media, demonstrates how much of an increased threat they would be if they could learn and adapt.

George A. Romero is the god father of Zombie media~!

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Originally posted by Strichnine

@ Kanzen. Then what one am I thinking of? I swore I saw a new Zombie movie with Gun wielding Zombies. hmmm. I could be mistaken

You're probably thinking of Land of the Dead, in which the zombie's evolve and expand their capacities. Yes, they begin to use tools, weapons, and even develop the idea of planning attacks.

If I am home I would have a 99% chance of surviving.I keep a month of emergency food and water at all times.I am well armed,knowledgeable in survival techniques,and have survive some bad situations before.

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Originally posted by tgoatdog

I keep a month of emergency food and water at all times.

Paranoid much?