I Have a Pretty Serious Problem Here Guys, HELP!!1

I liek totally just found out dat my Boyfriend of 2 years has been cheating on me, and now I'm pregnant and I don't even know if the child is mine, what do I do guys?

What would you do?!

Personally, I'd do a barrel roll.

Hrmmm, seems you really have a problem, if he's been cheating on you and you don't know if the baby is your's...

Me thinks you might be a tranny...

Or you need some serious grammatical help...

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Originally posted by Suckrates

Personally, I'd do a barrel roll.

Good advice, although I tend to be rather fond of the falcon punch.

@Demo: How could a tranny be pregnant?

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Originally posted by Honda_X

@Demo: How could a tranny be pregnant?

If SHE'S pregnant and doesn't know if the baby is HERS something is definitely wrong...

I cheated on her too, but not with her boyfriend.

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Originally posted by screwy.one

I cheated on her too, but not with her boyfriend.

Slut.

@Demo: lolwut?

@Kanzen:

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Originally posted by Honda_X

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Good advice, although I tend to be rather fond of the falcon punch.

The falcon punch is best applied to other people that are pregnant. You just can't get the proper swing trying to falcon punch yourself.

..I really dnt think you guys are taking this seriously enough.
Please help me...what should I do. I mean fuck, I'm carrying a baby that might not even be mine!~

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Originally posted by Suckrates

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The falcon punch is best applied to other people that are pregnant. You just can't get the proper swing trying to falcon punch yourself.

Good point..I guess she could get a friend to help?

Or maybe point her fist inward, with her elbow pointing out...and then run into a wall?

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Originally posted by Pretty_Serious

..I really dnt think you guys are taking this seriously enough.
Please help me...what should I do. I mean fuck, I'm carrying a baby that might not even be mine!~

If your carrying the baby,,,, Its yours. It may not be his, but its yours.

@Jeep:..Well said.

@Kanzen: Sounds delicious.

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Originally posted by Pretty_Serious

..I really dnt think you guys are taking this seriously enough.
Please help me...what should I do. I mean fuck, I'm carrying a baby that might not even be mine!~

I wish you were smart enough to see what is so fucked up with your last two statements, Cause that's funny shit if its what you actually believe..

How the fuck is it not yours.. Your pregnant.. Think and type slowly.

If this is a grammatical error and you don't see it, then I think you owe it to the baby to take smart pills now.


BTW.. post pics and we will tell you if you are pregnant for real.. We are trained in this field..

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Originally posted by jeepncolo

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If your carrying the baby,,,, Its yours. It may not be his, but its yours.

But..HE..was cheating ON ME...so how th e fuck do ino if its mine?

Read my post before posting gawd.

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Originally posted by RumDum

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I wish you were smart enough to see what is so fucked up with your last two statements, Cause that's funny shit if its what you actually believe..

How the fuck is it not yours.. Your pregnant.. Think and type slowly.

If this is a grammatical error and you don't see it, then I think you owe it to the baby to take smart pills now.


BTW.. post pics and we will tell you if you are pregnant for real.. We are trained in this field..

Whasts so funny? did you see your penis in a mirror?

go bak and read my fukin first post...HE CHEATEED ON ME!!!

So this baby im carrtying might not even be mine...like, help me out..stop making fun of me guy.

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Originally posted by Pretty_Serious

..I really dnt think you guys are taking this seriously enough.
Please help me...what should I do. I mean fuck, I'm carrying a baby that might not even be mine!~

I don't know where to begin.

I will help with all kidding aside.

Him banging another girl will not get you prego.. It can get her prego..

Him still banging you means he impregnated you and was having sex with someone else.

If your pregnant, Its yours.. He is still a douchebag, but you are pregnant with your own baby.. regardless of who he is tapping.

BTW.. Sorry for your situation..

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Originally posted by Pretty_Serious

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But..HE..was cheating ON ME...so how th e fuck do ino if its mine?

Read my post before posting gawd.

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Whasts so funny? did you see your penis in a mirror?

go bak and read my fukin first post...HE CHEATEED ON ME!!!

So this baby im carrtying might not even be mine...like, help me out..stop making fun of me guy.

Dude, if your boyfriend cheated on you, and the other chick is pregnant, how in any way would it be YOURS? If that's the case, stop asking if it's yours, because it isn't, it would then be THEIRS, having absolutely nothing to do with you.

But for some reason you keep saying YOU are the one who is pregnant, confusing the fuck out of me and the rest of us, if you are the one who is pregnant, OF COURSE it's yours, wtf would him cheating on you have anything to do with wether or not the baby growing inside of YOU is YOURS or not, are you mentally challenged?

Your boyfriend got you pregnant, the baby is yours and his, cheated on you, meaning he slept with another woman, and for some reason that confused you as to if the baby was still yours?

WTF are you trying to say, I think YOU need to go reread your post, I don't mean to be a dick or anything, but it's really confusing at this point.