I Have a Pretty Serious Problem Here Guys, HELP!!1

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Originally posted by notech

awesome posts to an agravating problem...

but, I think she should look for the real mother!!!!

before she drops the kid and make her pay!!!!!!

Is that like O.J. looking for the real killer?
...wait! hire O.J.!

PS, i've read your thread and im here to help. im sure we could be best friends.


private message me your address and ill come over with a bottle of vodka and a coat hanger.

afterwards we can dye each others hair again.




because.... thats what best friends do.

^^ thank you for an answer to this delema.....

So...it's over?
It's really over.

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

PS, i've read your thread and im here to help. im sure we could be best friends.


private message me your address and ill come over with a bottle of vodka and a coat hanger.

afterwards we can dye each others hair again.




because.... thats what best friends do.

That's your solution to everything...

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

PS, i've read your thread and im here to help. im sure we could be best friends.


private message me your address and ill come over with a bottle of vodka and a coat hanger.

afterwards we can dye each others hair again.




because.... thats what best friends do.

lol were you from? that would be pretty rockin we could have a little girls night with the vodka, but lik why would you bring acoat hanger? i cant wait to show you my closert its soo hawt i have so many clothes and you culd try dem on and stuff it could be a good nite. but i have plenty of extra coathangers if we go shoping or anythin. yah but no, it sounds lik fun, hit me wit a pm.

4tokerits not ova until my girls and i werk out a plan to deal wit dis, prolly a trip to the doctor and such. my bff jillian seems to think dat if i swim alot, that might work to help my "situation"..lol. as a total joke my friend came over with the movie "knocked up" and we watched it, it was so unsensitive thou, shes kind of a bitch and just doenst really like me dat much cuz dis 1 time back in grade skool her bf and i made out when i thought they were broken up, but he wuz totally lieing..and its not my fault im pretty right lol

alos, fuck you guys and the onti-mustang comments, i luv that car and im going to get it red, its lik the girliest car i know of, i cant wait to see all da jealous bitches. im going to fire up my fake id dis weekend and hit the bar for my friends 21st b-day, hopefully i get in lol..wish me luck. immma fukkin party.

look im not hating on mustangs its just its gonna be kinda hard with a kid trust me ive tried it it is very cramped and all.

once started reading this thread i could not stop, and I got other shit to do!!!
for sure if I will have any serious life dilema I will post it here because I know you guys are all great when it comes to help (as some of you really tried... and tried... and tried)

I had one advice to give to ps - change your drug dealer because your current one is selling you some bad stuff...
but after going through it all... i don't know, visit wikipedia from time to time?

I think Honda put his sister up to this...

I don't think Honda would cheat on his sister though. Even if he did cheat on her, he is still a good enough of a person not to knock'er up with some other chics baby. That would not fit into his awesome S.O.P.

Plus it would mess up the family dynamics..

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Originally posted by Pretty_Serious

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lol were you from? that would be pretty rockin we could have a little girls night with the vodka, but lik why would you bring acoat hanger? i cant wait to show you my closert its soo hawt i have so many clothes and you culd try dem on and stuff it could be a good nite. but i have plenty of extra coathangers if we go shoping or anythin. yah but no, it sounds lik fun, hit me wit a pm.

4tokerits not ova until my girls and i werk out a plan to deal wit dis, prolly a trip to the doctor and such. my bff jillian seems to think dat if i swim alot, that might work to help my "situation"..lol. as a total joke my friend came over with the movie "knocked up" and we watched it, it was so unsensitive thou, shes kind of a bitch and just doenst really like me dat much cuz dis 1 time back in grade skool her bf and i made out when i thought they were broken up, but he wuz totally lieing..and its not my fault im pretty right lol

alos, fuck you guys and the onti-mustang comments, i luv that car and im going to get it red, its lik the girliest car i know of, i cant wait to see all da jealous bitches. im going to fire up my fake id dis weekend and hit the bar for my friends 21st b-day, hopefully i get in lol..wish me luck. immma fukkin party.

Alcohol + Pregnant = Bad

this has to be the weirdest fucking thread i have ever read

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Originally posted by Strichnine

this has to be the weirdest fucking thread i have ever read

I agree -

This is classic ... kudo's to whoever came up with this idea

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Originally posted by Strichnine

this has to be the weirdest fucking thread i have ever read

You haven't been on the internets very long, have you?

Definitely a scam!

Really?
I don't think so!

This is scary enough to be true, Im afraid people..

I think we have a legit fucked up thread.



This is a once in a lifetime thing you have here..

I think this thread represents the end of the universe.