I Have a Pretty Serious Problem Here Guys, HELP!!1

This is so confusing I think I'll ignore this thread for the duration...well, I might check back in once she figures out the baby is hers regardless of who the father is. This reminds me of several "dumb blond" jokes I've heard in the past.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

Or maybe point her fist inward, with her elbow pointing out...and then run into a wall?

She's pregnant, her belly probably sticks out to far to point her fist into. Maybe she could cut of her arm, stick the end into the ground so her fist is pointing up, then find something tall to jump off and bellyflop onto her fist?

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Originally posted by RumDum

I will help with all kidding aside.

Him banging another girl will not get you prego.. It can get her prego..

Him still banging you means he impregnated you and was having sex with someone else.

If your pregnant, Its yours.. He is still a douchebag, but you are pregnant with your own baby.. regardless of who he is tapping.

BTW.. Sorry for your situation..

Thank you! If this is not a joke, I am wondering if she knows she is pregged.

i juts don't understand, i was watching muray povich the other day, and a woman was cheating on this guy..and then it turned out it wasn't even his kid.

..now im getting cheated on, and i don't know if its mine, like if he had sex with her and then had sex with me, there is like a 50% chance that it's not mine...and i wasn't even cheating on him..i loved him.

Thanks RUmdum i apreciate it

..so now that im pregnant, what should i actually do though? like...has anyone had any experince with htis kinda thing?

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Originally posted by Suckrates

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She's pregnant, her belly probably sticks out to far to point her fist into. Maybe she could cut of her arm, stick the end into the ground so her fist is pointing up, then find something tall to jump off and bellyflop onto her fist?

That's a pretty good idea actually.

..Do that.

Is that you Bristol?

it takes his sperm to get YOU pregnant. dont you know who is letting their load go inside of you?

You gotta be kidding me right?

I think you need to get the basic Idea on how this whole thing works.

A man can father many at once.

A women can only mother her own.

I know its a bit tricky.. But its true.

If some other guy fucked you, you would still be pregnant, but you wouldn't know for sure if it was the guy you cheated with or your BF now..

Sadly for you, It doesn't work the other way around..

I hope that didn't fry you brain too terribly bad..

this thread is too deep for me....

if you can't figure it ou by now PS go to a clinic, you shouldn't breed. Either that or seek advice on a family planning website near you. I am sure us tax payers will be glad to support you and " whomevers" baby (sic)

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Originally posted by Pretty_Serious

i juts don't understand, i was watching muray povich the other day, and a woman was cheating on this guy..and then it turned out it wasn't even his kid.

..now im getting cheated on, and i don't know if its mine, like if he had sex with her and then had sex with me, there is like a 50% chance that it's not mine...and i wasn't even cheating on him..i loved him.

Thanks RUmdum i apreciate it

..so now that im pregnant, what should i actually do though? like...has anyone had any experince with htis kinda thing?

you are the one carrying the baby, so it has to be yours... this is what the confusion is about... did you cheat on him ??? if not then it's you and him....

You could have "their" baby and then give it to them as a Xmas gift! For god sake dont have a kid thats not yours!

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Originally posted by Pretty_Serious

I like totally just found out dat my Boyfriend of 2 years has been cheating on me, and now I'm pregnant and I don't even know if the child is mine

So hes cheating on you and your cheating on him? if your pregnant and only been with him then the baby is yours... and his. but if your pregnant and have been with other guys besides him then it might not be his... but its still yours either way on account of its in you. but if your cheating on him and hes cheating on you then i guess you cant be to upset about him cheating on you

My brain is melting trying to understand this thread... I mean, I was thinking that I have understood she.. .But those last post makes me more confused... if this is real, we have some real problem here...]
I think that by "mine", she means her and her boyfriend... so if she cheated with other who isnt her boyfriend, the baby wont be "her"... its confused, I know... but i am confused.. and a little drunk, too... vodka makes miracles...

And now i thinbk I am too drunk, because I saw that other post, http://whatboyswant.com/forum_read/4266317, and I think its all a great joke...

i'm drinking rum, and trying to figure this out... all i know is, SEX ED - THEY SHOULD TEACH THIS IN SCHOOL... that's all..

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Originally posted by Pretty_Serious

..now im getting cheated on, and i don't know if its mine, like if he had sex with her and then had sex with me, there is like a 50% chance that it's not mine...and i wasn't even cheating on him..i loved him.

this don't make sense. i don't get this statement

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Originally posted by JSteel

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this don't make sense. i don't get this statement

that's all right, because, i don't get this thread....