I Have a Pretty Serious Problem Here Guys, HELP!!1

Muad-dib you better remove that "B" word.

I betcha she just has some bad gas...

Did ya let him stick it in your pooper...

Ya know what? I wouldn't take this shit. I'd tell that baby to get outta my belliez! What a set of ballz for a baby to just be takin' up room in your Womb when it ain't even signed a lease or anything. There are laws against this, but you need to hurry because the longer you wait the more it will have squatter's rights.

And in swoops Demo, with a fantastic pooper comment..

Well played..

Seriously... I just read all of these posts twice and still cannot believe it.
Is this all just a really long and elaborate set up for an April Fool's prank?

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Originally posted by SoCal.

Quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever heard here!

This whole thread is hilarious!!! I woke my fiancee up in the middle of the night cause I was laughing soo hard about it...

I can't believe that I read this whole thread,,,,, IF it's serious, then she's got a problem,,,,, called aggravated stupidity,,,,, I keep hoping the bullshit meter would go off,,,,

pretty_serious, it doesn't work like that. if you're carrying the baby, it's definitely yours. you do understand that, right?

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Originally posted by gordo9094

I can't believe that I read this whole thread,,,,, IF it's serious, then she's got a problem,,,,, called aggravated stupidity,,,,, I keep hoping the bullshit meter would go off,,,,

The meter HAS been going off! So long that it's like that car alarm that has been going off so long that you just stop paying attention to it and forget it's even there.

^^ewwww pork nipple?

Call Jerry Springer and make some money off of your tale. All you have to lose is your dignity...

This thread was interesting in the beginning. For the first 6 pages or so I thought she was serious. Now its just f'ed up. If she is serious she should not be allowed to have this baby.

Is she blonde?

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Originally posted by Pretty_Serious

Sugarpie and Quaerdip..what would you two do if you were me?

Kill myself.

this thread is pretty entertaining...

but... to tell the truth... you only can get pregnant if you're not videotaping your sex with him. so next time... better record it and once you have it you can post it here! you also could solve your problems now if you just give him a blow, together with this other girl... this neutralizes your pregnancy! and of course don't forget to videotape and post it... otherwise you will be doublepregnant! and she too! and maybe he too... you never know nowadays!

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Originally posted by BDWW

Is she blonde?

my ntural hiar color is an off blonde kindof light brownish blonde..like, some ppl liek to say its brown, but i lik to think it's a dirty blonde..

..like my screen name 4 tha longest time was Xxdirty_blondexX on msn, and my friends all thought it wa slike dirt or sumthin, but it was totally just my hair colour lol oh and sugerpie i guess that menas your truely a quitter, and i dun quit like that, life takes like determination and stuff..but if you feel lik that you would quit that easy you shuld try lik getting on aterdepressents. they helped my uncle roy, he touched my one time when i was 11 and i kinda hoped he would die a little, but then after going off of them he killed himself and ive alwaus been like "carful wut u wish 4 u no" because at his funeral i totlaly felt bad htat i wish he would die, even tho lik i said one time he touched me appropraitely. but i looked so ttly hawt in my blue and black dress and matching shoes, one of the paulbear guys was all checkin me out the whole time..we made out a little after..but my bf at the time and i were on break so lik wuteva.

i talked to ma friend debbie, and she ttly back me up sayin i cant get preggers if im on top when he cums, its gravitationaly impossible. unless the sperm was liek tom cruise all sneaking around in my vagina. but then i took another preggers test when i got home, and i dont no becuz it came up posi too..so my bff jillian and i are going to the doctors a little later 2nite to c if we can lik get a second opinion on this.

thanx 4 tha support guyz..you all rock. except fehumhum thatlooks liek a terrible omlet right..lol

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Originally posted by Pretty_Serious

i talked to ma friend debbie, and she ttly back me up sayin i cant get preggers if im on top when he cums, its gravitationaly impossible. unless the sperm was liek tom cruise all sneaking around in my vagina. but then i took another preggers test when i got home, and i dont no becuz it came up posi too..so my bff jillian and i are going to the doctors a little later 2nite to c if we can lik get a second opinion on this.

I gave up reading between page 5 and this point, but it sounds like debbie needs sex ed, too.

wayword..what is a lifeboat doing at 8.5? did you get hit by a hurricane or something?

cuz this is about me, not u but if you have anything nice to say or helpful that would be cool