I Have a Pretty Serious Problem Here Guys, HELP!!1

Thank You!!!

heads are on "the" roll

I bet if you made a thread in the intro yourself forum, it would let you see more of the people here..

Not sure if that's good or bad though..

just don't get knocked up with a baby thats not yours..

@ Notech..

my head hurts

Take a pregnancy test that you buy from a store. Also a guy doesn't have to cum in you (letting him go all the way) to get pregnant any of them could of had premature ejaculation.

Premature Ejaculation

Also read this

, SP has a early hangover.

@ R.D. and S.P. They are screwing with us !!

It's funny as fuck tho'

Sounds like to me that Pretty_Serious, is the b/f, a man, and to boot dumped by the g/f and pretending to be a girl here. .

Sugarpie and Quaerdip..what would you two do if you were me?

@dayona: guys cant get pregnant, idiot.

ok. i think i know the problem. your listening to the wrong people. namly your boyfriend, your sister and your cousin. they all are telling you tales like i heard when i was in grade school. "if you kiss a girl she will get preg." thats what your "boyfriend and cousin" is telling you making you believe things that are so far off it makes us here think your crazy or just joking. anyhow if you are truly serious and this is not a joke then ask questions and listen to some on here for really luv most here are quite honest and sincere about what there telling you. or email me and i will tell you straight up. anyhow good luck luv.

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Sugarpie and Quaerdip..what would you two do if you were me?

@dayona: guys cant get pregnant, idiot.

On page 1 you state below in your initial opening statement, "and now I'm pregnant and I don't even know if the child is mine". If your pregnant then how can you not know if the child is yours? How can you state this if the child is suppose to be inside of you?

So your the idiot.

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Originally posted by Pretty_Serious

I liek totally just found out dat my Boyfriend of 2 years has been cheating on me, and now I'm pregnant and I don't even know if the child is mine, what do I do guys?

What would you do?!

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y r u being so mean daytona..your not just an idiot, your a hurtbag too..

feels lik tha whole world is against me rite now.

You have a parasite.Don't worry it will Leave you body in a few months so don't worry.

I heard drinking a case of redbull a day will help speed things along.

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Originally posted by Pretty_Serious

y r u being so mean daytona..your not just an idiot, your a hurtbag too..

feels lik tha whole world is against me rite now.

K. Nevermind. I'm not wasting my time anymore with this one guys.

ps email me luv.
i wont put you down just try to help thats all.

Well, I still smell spoof. But if this really is a chick, let me say you make tubgirl look like freaking Einstein.

There is a simple solution to this problem:

All she/he/it has to do is find some rich guy from another country, like Nigeria, who has a bunch of money from the government or a rich uncle that is currently being held in a random inconspicuous bank because he doesn’t have the money to pay a transfer fee. I know they are hard to find, but every once in a while, you get lucky and an offer like this shows up in your inbox (like the tooth fairy). Maybe it’s her lucky day.

Then, all she has to do is wire him a few bucks, only like 10 or 20 grand, and then he will give her the money. After she gets the money, which is usually like 2 to 5 mil, she can hire the same doctor that cured Magic Johnson from his pesky AIDS infection. Itsofacto, bob’s your uncle, she’s no longer preggo. The only down side is that now she will only be 1/16 virgin. But these deals are totally legit and this should work no prob. If this doesn’t work she should go with the falcon punch. I mean, getting mushroom punched got her into this mess, so maybe getting falcon punched will get her out.

@RumDum: you forgot it’s a leap year, so the transfers happen every Wednesday after February.

wuts a tubgirl? are u callin me fat?

i gotta go to bed i got skewl in tha mornin.

thanks for the help so far guys..except for that tubgirl comment, im a size 0..

First off...If you are pregnant and don't know if the baby is yours, you are just plain dumb. You are just another reason why there should be an application process to being allowed to have kids.

Second...Regards of how many people your boyfriend has slept with other then you, it is medically impossible for him to screw one girl and then get you pregnant with her baby. The female egg cannot be transferred from female to the next through sex. You need a medical procedure done by a doctor to do that.

Third...Being on top during sex, or using douch after the guy blows one off in you, or any of those other stupid myths they tell you about that supposedly keep you from getting pregnant don't work. It's called using birth control (although not 100% affective) or not having sex at all that helps. I recommend the second of the two options for you after reading what you posted.

Fourth...Did I mention application process???

Bottom line, the baby is YOUR baby.

I have 12 years of medical experience and I teach this stuff all the time.

How old are you anyway if you have school in the morning? I hope you are talking about college and not high school. I do believe this is an 18 or older website.