I Have a Pretty Serious Problem Here Guys, HELP!!1

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Originally posted by afranio

And now i thinbk I am too drunk, because I saw that other post,[ Link ] and I think its all a great joke...

Nice work, detective, I forgot all bout that.

But its still fun to banter like this, regardless..

*drawz diagram*

(x) = pregnant = you
( ) = not prego = her

You can't cary her x, without docs permision..

Problem solved..

Maybe the stork made a drop off at the wrong house! If so Santa Claus will come get it and give it to the tooth fairy, who will then bring it to the Easter bunny who will drop it off at the correct house.

Sorry for the mix up!

Well, she watches Maury, so there is a chance this happened to her.



There's a chance her boyfriend is an alien and his alien buddies, after a kegger, took the egg out of the other girl and put it into her. Only DNA testing will suffice.



Seriously, if you came out of an american school with this little sex knowledge then all that hundreds of millions spent on sex ed has been totally wasted.

Those both are very good ideas.. I like where your thinking is, out of the box of reality.. Much like the poster..

BTW.. Sorry for the mix up, made me lul for real.

ok i just went thru this whole thread and i can say for certainty that this chick is really messed in the head sorry dont want that to sound mean but there is no other way of saying it she really is but to answer her question on what she should do about being pregnant wether it is hers or not she needs to do what she feels is right wether it is abortion adotion keep it or what no one can make that decision for you hope everything works out for you

Come on guys... Its obviously a spoof.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/9612/27/gay.tv/seinfeld.lrg.jpg

I like baby seals, maybe its a baby seal

Atleast its not her baby seal..


Since when did trolls carry brief cases..
And she shouldn't run in her condition.

Blonde...

Pretty_Serious:

The only way to be truly sure that the baby you're carrying is yours is to see your doctor. If he says it's yours, don't take his word for it, get a second opinion. You can't trust doctors these days.

The other option is to ask your bf he he came in you that night. If he says no, than obviously the baby belongs to someone else.

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Originally posted by Pretty_Serious

..I really dnt think you guys are taking this seriously enough.
Please help me...what should I do. I mean fuck, I'm carrying a baby that might not even be mine!~

oh fuck
i didnt just snort when i laughed....but i farted too!

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Originally posted by Latino

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oh fuck
i didnt just snort when i laughed....but i farted too!

Wait I'm confused, did you snort a bean and fart it out?

Ok This is Bamarednecks g/f...and i have 2 kids...and im here to tell you that there is no possible way for that baby not to be yours if he was cheating on you with another woman....i think u really need ur head checked

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Originally posted by bamaredneck428

Ok This is Bamarednecks g/f...and i have 2 kids...and im here to tell you that there is no possible way for that baby not to be yours if he was cheating on you with another woman....i think u really need ur head checked

I thought the same thing, honestly..

But she did bring up a good argument, when she saw it on Maury Povich. He is usually almost as accurate as Montell..

So I may kindly have to disagree with you here, after a little pondering..

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Originally posted by Pretty_Serious

I liek totally just found out dat my Boyfriend of 2 years has been cheating on me, and now I'm pregnant and I don't even know if the child is mine, what do I do guys?

What would you do?!

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Wait, your pregnant and you don't know if the child is yours? Im sure if your pregnant the kid is yours...... if you allowed him cucumber in your pickle hole, you have too live with the circumstances

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Originally posted by Xandar

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Wait, your pregnant and you don't know if the child is yours? Im sure if your pregnant the kid is yours...... if you allowed him cucumber in your pickle hole, you have too live with the circumstances

I learned something new today cucumbers can get you pregnant if put in the correct hole

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Originally posted by Demonicmale

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I learned something new today cucumbers can get you pregnant if put in the correct hole

Butt if its in the wrong hole the kid comes out with a shitty grin!!! ah thank you

Joke or not.. which Im sure it is..

Its good fun and a break from the norm.

Tequila would be screaming right now.. bout a conspiracy..

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Originally posted by 70elk

Pretty_Serious:

The only way to be truly sure that the baby you're carrying is yours is to see your doctor. If he says it's yours, don't take his word for it, get a second opinion. You can't trust doctors these days.

The other option is to ask your bf he he came in you that night. If he says no, than obviously the baby belongs to someone else.

Few times I have laughed like when I readed this... thanks...