I Have a Pretty Serious Problem Here Guys, HELP!!1

Only if your sucked into the blackhole..


Duck!!

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Originally posted by jean5318

I think this thread represents the end of the universe.

Or the beginning of a new one.
With mothers unwittingly carrying other peoples babies, and weird stuff like that.

i can't believe i have just wasted 25 minutes of my life reading this.

I still say suicide is the answer.

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Originally posted by sugarpie26

I still say suicide is the answer.

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Having to mess around with getting and infant in and out of a car seat is a pain in the arse to start with. I work for Ford as a service writer - It may be a nifty car - but you'll end up hating it the very first day of driving it after having the kid. Also -- Is it possible for anyone to be so dense, even at age 18 that they have no idea what the coat hanger is for?! I vote that PS watch that episode of Family Guy where Peters mother tried to have an abortion south of the Texas border.

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Originally posted by Demonicmale

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Originally posted by Pretty_Serious

..I really dnt think you guys are taking this seriously enough.
Please help me...what should I do. I mean fuck, I'm carrying a baby that might not even be mine!~

seriously...the logic behind this is truly baffling!!!!!!

Donavan, now you're just gonna confuse the poor girl

PLEASE LORD END THIS!!! I'M PUTTING A $50 hit on PS.. please someone do it.. i'll paypal you the money! lol... just someone end this horrible thread that is named part 1.. or was that her frantic typing and a sad attempt at an exclamation point!! i can't take another page of this dumb society stuff.. there needs to be IQ tests for pregnancy licenses...

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Originally posted by RumDum

hahaahwut!!

I luv teh ephort poot intu tey speleeng..

If it was on a thursday, whether he came in you or not, your prego with her baby.. Cause that's the only day where its transferable..

You should put a condom on now.. That is the only thing that will solve this whole issue for you..

Its called delayed prevention..

Ive used it several times.

OMG i haven't laughed this hard in ages, jolly good show HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Cheers!

too wierd

that was just, well, interesting?

got a few chuckles out of it haha

i love stupid people

So.. he cheated on you, yet you don't know if your baby is his? So are you cheating too..?

Ok so your "preggers" with another girls baby cuz your bf was cheating on u. Cuz aparently you cant get preggers with your own baby when the girl is on top. but your gonna hide it cuz you want to look hot in your red mustang either with the baby next to you or in you, and you want your baby to come out retarted so your gonna go drink it up with your friends. yeah cuz once you start getting the pregnant belly, you parents will never notice especially your mom cuz god knows she doesn't know what a pregnant girls belly looks like.

I got the prefect solution, kick you bf in the balls so he can't get chick pregnant with another girls baby. then either get an abortion or put the baby up for adoption. but then again i have a feeling the baby won't be an only child for long.

If that don't sound good

Get your bff jillian to FALCON PUNCH you

i haven't read this whole thread but hell i'm pissed my pants laughin so hard, you cant be serious pretty serious

thanks for getting this thread bumped. I needed a good laugh on my birthfday.

I wonder if she ever figured out who that baby belonged to. There's a very good possibility that there's a 4-5 yr old little kid who has no idea if his mother is actually his mother!


And that just doesn't seem fair!

A mystery for the ages.

It will be like the prank call from the spam thread today.. "The baby is black and we are both white"