I Have a Pretty Serious Problem Here Guys, HELP!!1

This is why I kick it Omega Man style. Morons like this.

okaty, so what im hearign is that nomatter how many different girls hes been fuking, and how often hes been doing it, there is no way hes the father of my baby?

that doesn't make any sense though, because i've only ever gone all teh way with him, i was a quarter virgin when we met, as in he was the first one to actually have an orgasm in me..i let a few other guys have sex, but i wouldnt let them like come or anything, it was a respect thing u no.

so if he's no the father, and i haven't had full sex with anyone else..that means im probably not pregnant and this test is incorrect right?

should i try another test...is there any home made way of telling? i puke alot in the morning and im gaining a lot of weight, is it possible im having an allergic reaction to semen? because that wuld make sense because it was teh firs ttime that i ever lik let a dude do that all the way, and it was with him last thursday.

he didnt wear a condom, but i was ontop, so from what my sisters best friend libby said, that cnat get me preggers..what do you guys think, you all seem very knowledgeable..sorry if my spelling isnt the best, im just paniced.

Did you blow him, then swallow his semen, you might be preggers if you did...

hahaahwut!!

I luv teh ephort poot intu tey speleeng..

If it was on a thursday, whether he came in you or not, your prego with her baby.. Cause that's the only day where its transferable..

You should put a condom on now.. That is the only thing that will solve this whole issue for you..

Its called delayed prevention..

Ive used it several times.

post some pictures of urself and we can tell u if ur pregnant or not

and another thing that baby is urs and his if he is the only one u have been with and im sorry to tell u weither a guy came in you or not it still means youve had sex no matter what...i dont know where u are gettin ur info but its wrong

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i juts don't understand, i was watching muray povich the other day, and a woman was cheating on this guy..and then it turned out it wasn't even his kid.

..now im getting cheated on, and i don't know if its mine, like if he had sex with her and then had sex with me, there is like a 50% chance that it's not mine...and i wasn't even cheating on him..i loved him.

Thanks RUmdum i apreciate it

..so now that im pregnant, what should i actually do though? like...has anyone had any experince with htis kinda thing?

I smell "A" scam spam

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Originally posted by Southern21

and another thing that baby is urs and his if he is the only one u have been with and im sorry to tell u weither a guy came in you or not it still means youve had sex no matter what...i dont know where u are gettin ur info but its wrong

Fuck you, Maury is never wrong.. Thats why he has a show.. Thats where she got her info. So it must be accurate.

But your point is still wright on target with being accurately wrong with the validity of the argument of is she positive she is pregnant or desperately sleep deprived..

, that hurt.

I do believe that, maybe...just maybe...you have the stomach flu.

Try throwing yourself down some stairs...see if that helps?

Try to land on a coathanger.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

I do believe that, maybe...just maybe...you have the stomach flu.

Try throwing yourself down some stairs...see if that helps?

Try to land on a coathanger.

Be sure to have a shop vac handy, it could get messy...

That poor girl..

well i really hope she doesnt think that him having sex with another girl and then havin sex with her can get her pregnant with that other girls baby

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Originally posted by Southern21

well i really hope she doesnt think that him having sex with another girl and then havin sex with her can get her pregnant with that other girls baby

Haven't you ever heard of, egg transference...

yes but you would have to go to a doctor for that

Meh, his penis could have swallowed in one of the other tramps coochies, then spit it back out in hers

ok now yall are screwing with me..and im jawz's girl cousin

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Originally posted by Southern21

ok now yall are screwing with me..and im jawz's girl cousin

Jawz's girl cousin?

Jawz the mod? Because hes neat.

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ok now yall are screwing with me..and im jawz's girl cousin

That explains the sweet Avi..

yes...i picked the pic and he done it for me and yes jawz the mod!

Then you should fit in well here.

Welcome..

In one of the strangest threads we have had.. Fake or not.