I Have a Pretty Serious Problem Here Guys, HELP!!1

Darwin Award Cantidate.

I'm convinced, this is way too fucked up to be true...

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Originally posted by Pretty_Serious

wayword..what is a lifeboat doing at 8.5? did you get hit by a hurricane or something?

cuz this is about me, not u but if you have anything nice to say or helpful that would be cool

GO TO A SEX EDUCATION CLASS

Wow, I haven't posted in a long time, but this is just to good. Either this is a fake spam thread or this is for real, which I hope its not.

I would suggest not having the kid if you are

1. actually thinking that your not carrying around your own baby and
2. asking for help on wbw.
3. thinking that you can't get pregnant by him cuming in you when he is on top.

Best of luck, Scott

make it law u need a license to have children....


and ban spam

I think bad spam got her knocked up with someone elses kid..

Spam does have some stange side effects..

Just look at Honda..

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Originally posted by RumDum

I think bad spam got her knocked up with someone elses kid..

Spam does have some stange side effects..

Just look at Honda..

Yeah, check me out....

That's me in my avatar, cool jacket eh?

Also...your face.

PS, this is some seriously funny ass shit... What a brillant fuckin' thread... This is an absolute scream, thx... I really needed this today... Wish I'd have caught this at the beginning...

Yeah, Ive enjoyed it emencely.

HA HA!
Honda said "eh!"

(You see, Honda {or as President Kennedy [who's dead] would say "Honder"} is Canadian)














Back bacon.

well maybe the doctor can explain the facts of life to you. i do wish you the best. and please luv stop listening to your friends and boyfriends. they are using you like yesterdays news. either that or they are as clueless as to how life works.

President Kennedy is dead?

When did that happen?

..Was it peaceful?

to pretty serious

Okay, I knew Kennedy was assassinated..

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Originally posted by Pretty_Serious

..I really dnt think you guys are taking this seriously enough.
Please help me...what should I do. I mean fuck, I'm carrying a baby that might not even be mine!~

HEY IDIOT....the baby is inside you...IT HAS TO BE YOURS! WTF ARE YOU SMOKING???

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Originally posted by s9mckay

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HEY IDIOT....the baby is inside you...IT HAS TO BE YOURS! WTF ARE YOU SMOKING???

I don't think she should be smoking, sounds dangerous..

This has to be a joke - no one could be that stupid ... could they ????

holy shit i disappear for a few weeks and this is what happens???

fefe love the pic

Ok. What the hell.

First of all, it is very rare to have a false negative home pregnancy test.

Second, you can get pregnant with a girl on top position. The only way my ex could cum is if I were on top and I got pregnant just fine.

If he's the only person you've ever had sex with, and you're pregnant, it's his.

If you're pregnant, it is definatley yours. There's no way you can get pregnant with another girl's baby. Unless you go through a medical procedure like in vitro.

If you were here, I'd draw you a diagram or something.

If you want to be a mother, then just take things one day at a time. Go to a doctor, get some pregnancy books, and good luck.

If you feel you're not ready to be a mother and it would be best for the baby, consider adoption.

This woman who started this thread is serious.
DEAD SERIOUS
And I say shame, SHAME! Shame on all of you for treating this poor whore like so much trash!
And stop accusing her of being dumb! Someone might explain your callous jabs at her intelligence to her, and she'll feel bad.
Now, I'm going off to look at car pictures and jack-off. When I return, I expect all of you to be behaving in an appropriate manor, and treating this poor wretch with respect and dignity. Clear her problem up, and we'll go onto the next case.
Dismissed!