"its gravitationaly impossible" I love that
I Have a Pretty Serious Problem Here Guys, HELP!!1
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85739857309587495874 16 years ago
Let me amend my post...
It's common to have a false negative.
It's uncommon to have a false positive.
It's common to have a false negative.
It's uncommon to have a false positive.
BWT 16 years ago
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Originally posted by 4tookerplace
This woman who started this thread is serious.
DEAD SERIOUS
And I say shame, SHAME! Shame on all of you for treating this poor whore like so much trash!
And stop accusing her of being dumb! Someone might explain your callous jabs at her intelligence to her, and she'll feel bad.
Now, I'm going off to look at car pictures and jack-off. When I return, I expect all of you to be behaving in an appropriate manor, and treating this poor wretch with respect and dignity. Clear her problem up, and we'll go onto the next case.
Dismissed!
If she wants serious answers, I don't really think WBW is the place ... Maybe she should try one of the thousands of pregnancy / health forums out there ????
dnev69 16 years ago
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Originally posted by Pretty_Serious
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my ntural hiar color is an off blonde kindof light brownish blonde..like, some ppl liek to say its brown, but i lik to think it's a dirty blonde..
..like my screen name 4 tha longest time was Xxdirty_blondexX on msn, and my friends all thought it wa slike dirt or sumthin, but it was totally just my hair colour lol oh and sugerpie i guess that menas your truely a quitter, and i dun quit like that, life takes like determination and stuff..but if you feel lik that you would quit that easy you shuld try lik getting on aterdepressents. they helped my uncle roy, he touched my one time when i was 11 and i kinda hoped he would die a little, but then after going off of them he killed himself and ive alwaus been like "carful wut u wish 4 u no" because at his funeral i totlaly felt bad htat i wish he would die, even tho lik i said one time he touched me appropraitely. but i looked so ttly hawt in my blue and black dress and matching shoes, one of the paulbear guys was all checkin me out the whole time..we made out a little after..but my bf at the time and i were on break so lik wuteva.
i talked to ma friend debbie, and she ttly back me up sayin i cant get preggers if im on top when he cums, its gravitationaly impossible. unless the sperm was liek tom cruise all sneaking around in my vagina. but then i took another preggers test when i got home, and i dont no becuz it came up posi too..so my bff jillian and i are going to the doctors a little later 2nite to c if we can lik get a second opinion on this.
thanx 4 tha support guyz..you all rock. except fehumhum thatlooks liek a terrible omlet right..lol
I wonder if it is painful to be this STUPID?!?!?! Surely it has to hurt! Maybe she is twins because there is no way one person could be this stupid!!
Kanzen 16 years ago
Quote:
Originally posted by 4tookerplace
This woman who started this thread is serious.
DEAD SERIOUS
And I say shame, SHAME! Shame on all of you for treating this poor whore like so much trash!
And stop accusing her of being dumb! Someone might explain your callous jabs at her intelligence to her, and she'll feel bad.
Now, I'm going off to look at car pictures and jack-off. When I return, I expect all of you to be behaving in an appropriate manor, and treating this poor wretch with respect and dignity. Clear her problem up, and we'll go onto the next case.
Dismissed!
4tookerplace 16 years ago
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Originally posted by bluewatertwo
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If she wants serious answers, I don't really think WBW is the place ... Maybe she should try one of the thousands of pregnancy / health forums out there ????
I beg to differ Bluewatertwo, Yes, I certainly wish to beg to differ.
This is the place where a confused young simpleton, who may or may not be a pregnant, with a baby who may or may not be hers, has come for help in her darkest hour.
Whatboyswant is more than just a place to look at pictures of cars, or talk about cover songs. Whatboyswant is a community of men (and a handfull of lesbians) who have gathered from all walks of life, from all over the world. Men (and a handfull of lesbians) who are diverse, as different as Angles and Saxons, from places as far flung as Canada, who have gathered together in one place. These men (and handfull of lesbians) must come together as a brotherhood (and a lesbian handfull sisterhood), to use their different talents, and expansive knowledge, their gathered wisdom, for a common good. I wish not to be a part of a group of men (and handfull of lesbians) who would squander such an awe inspiring gift.
This poor waif, with subtle breasts and a small, well quaffed trim, must not be cast aside by a brotherhood (and etc. of lesbians) such as ours. We owe her, and the world, our help, and while the sun does shine, and the cold moon tugs at the wailing seas, we shall give her the advice she needs, for we are the greatest men (and blah-blah lesbians) to ever stride, boldfaced and steely eyed across this spinning world, and we shall pass judgment, and offer a kind hand, and steer the people of the Earth into a glorious new age.
Now, if you will excuse me, I'm off to masturbate to hidden camera movies of women showering.
wise-guy 16 years ago
are you a guy pretending to be a chick and just fucked up?
Because what you are saying does not make sense..
Because what you are saying does not make sense..
4tookerplace 16 years ago
Thanks for adding your insight to this debate.
Surely now, thanks to your keen observation, and well crafted words, this young woman can find her way out of her maze of confusion.
Surely now, thanks to your keen observation, and well crafted words, this young woman can find her way out of her maze of confusion.
Notech_The_Abbot 16 years ago
but, I think she should look for the real mother!!!!
before she drops the kid and make her pay!!!!!!
4tookerplace 16 years ago
Good idea Notech. We should pool the money so she can get a DNA test to see if she's the real mother.
Notech_The_Abbot 16 years ago
^^I am in awe at your wisdom!!!! (I should have thought of that)
DEMO 16 years ago
I know why this thread makes no sense, PS is really Honda's sister...
Go figure
Go figure
DEMO 16 years ago
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Originally posted by mishxoxoxo
I had anal sex and got pregnant, what should I do?
Give that baby a REAL good bath when it pops out!!!
Kanzen 16 years ago
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Originally posted by mishxoxoxo
I had anal sex and got pregnant, what should I do?
Enema.
Bea_Arthur 16 years ago
I had this very problem once. I sat on a lava lamp and it went away. Oh, those crazy sixties!
Notech_The_Abbot 16 years ago
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Originally posted by mishxoxoxo
I had anal sex and got pregnant, what should I do?
just sit through 5-6 episodes of golden girls... I'm sure that will fix
an annoying problem like yours!!!
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