Your worst sexual mistake ever?

What was your worst en flagrante (means "while you where getting laid" sexual mistake? How-or did-you recover from it? Ever fart in a chick's face while 69'ing? Fall off the edge of the bed? Have a sex toy maulfuction? Find out the hard way that a girl was in no way into something new you tried on her without warning? Told by the cops there was no parking allowed there? Lost wood due to her ass zits and didn't know how to tell her? Kill someone accidentally with erotic asphyxiation? Okay so maybe scratch that last one, because damn I just don't wanna know if that happened. Okay actually I do, and afterwards did you go on having sex with the corpse? Talk about dropping in for a cold one! But actually they stay warm for quite a while. Or so I've read. [gag] Man I am hot tonight.

me, I guess mine would be how I almost called out some other chick's name in the heat of the moment. The girl caught on to it but since it ALMOST happened I was able to deny it.

Screamed my own name once.

Just simply got bored of fingering becuase my arm was acheing, so I just went "to the loo", actually I went a smoked a fag, drank a quick beer, then returned to the action, nothing was said rofl.

Mal

umm, bad sexual experience so far so good. a bad piece of pussy beats a good day at work.

I once had sex with a fat chick, just to repay her. She somewhat saved my life one night. I was beyond drunk, so drunk, that I swore off drinking. You know what Im talking about. I swore I would never have another drop of alcohol, ever. I ended up passing out in the front yard, with no friends around. It started raining. I layed there in the water, cold. She picked me up hours later and took me to my front porch. The next day I learned we had a pretty bad flood come threw. The next week, out of pitty, I stuck it to her. Uggg, ::regrets:: it was wrong and horribly painful. but o well, right.

Wow, creepiest self prostitution ever SouthP@w.

She said she was 19yo, student... but after a few month she finally told me she was 16... just after saying she was pregnant :-/
Worst sexual mistake ever, oh yes...

No no no, I mean while in the act! But while we're at it, was she pregnant, bonnasses?

I taped having sex with one chick..while i was going out with another..so she(my g/f at the time) comes over when im not home and decides to watch what i have in the vcr..which yes was the video of me and the other chick doing it...lol..so now when i tape me and other chicks..i make sure to take out the tape and put it aside after im done watching it

got so drunk once i fell asleep in the act. Needless to say she was not imressed packed up and left. Verbally abused me the next day. Worst part was that i had been gunning for this chick for months and when i finally got round to it i fell asleep. She was very fine too, which makes it all the more embarassing.

Called my girlfriend by her sister's name once. That was pretty much the last time we went out.

ive allready said this here before, i screamed out another girls name while in the act with my wife...
thats all i need to share..

i took some poppers once and whacked off. the orgasm was so intense that i shot myself in the eye. had to go to the doctor and explain to him why my eye burned the way it did.

Drinking mountain dew after swallowing a load....tastes like gasoline

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Originally posted by CamWithHer

Drinking mountain dew after swallowing a load....tastes like gasoline

damm...

@ dirtyrag - we all know it was when you jerked off with jerkinoff2pics

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Originally posted by lAtInO-oZ

ive allready said this here before, i screamed out another girls name while in the act with my wife...
thats all i need to share..

I think we all know how that went.

<Latino-Oz> OH FEFE!
<Latino-Wife> WHO!?!
<Latino-Oz> Errrm, I mean ummmm, you! Yeah!

it would have been less traumatic if it had been her name trust me

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Originally posted by lAtInO-oZ

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Drinking mountain dew after swallowing a load....tastes like gasoline

damm...

@ dirtyrag - we all know it was when you jerked off with jerkinoff2pics
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i find that offensive.

screamed Latinos name while jerking off , but i was trippin on coke and pop rocks....

you scream when you jerk off?

Oh dear Gawd... it was my name... wasn't it?

*runs to the sink, grabs the bleach from under, and drinks it*