Your worst sexual mistake ever?

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Originally posted by Duderino

@ Kramchuck: if i would see a room complety covered in plastic, i would turn an run. because it would remind of these mafia movies, where they lure the victim in such a room and cut it into pieces.

my story: i was going with this girl for nearly a year, when we decided to try something new. so i handcuffed her to the bed. while shaging her i started fingering her ass, but she didnt like it and kept complaining. It made me so horny i decided to fuck her in the ass, she was kicking and screaming. after i had finished, i untied her and she left without saying anything. i didnt feel even bad. The strange thing is she called a few days later and told me she liked it.

Haha, how is that a bad thing?

my g/f was giving me a BJ and fell asleep... gave me blue balls bad

started a threesome with a girl and her former g/f; just when we get started she gets jealous... blue balls again

a friend of mine was drunk and going down on a girl, but she forgot to mention it was "that time of the month" he earned some redwings that night

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i'm loving these stories

this has been the most pervertly informative and extensive collection of mis-fucks and surprise endings i've read so far... they have included bodily excretions, animals, crimes (rape), coincidences and a good amount of bad luck and bad judgement...
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i love this place!

Id does amaze me how many people don't know that sperm in the eyes is really really painful. Then again, it's not something your mum and dad mention when they try to tell you about the birds and the bees. Oh well, I guess sex education classes should include that one, or perhaps a public service announcement advertisment, like those old ones with Charlie the Cat and the Dangers of going off with strangers. "Mmrrowmrorowmoww. Charlie the Cat says don't come in her eyes!"

As for embarassing. Too many... way too fucking many. Lots of the ones I've read here take me back. My worst is still too fresh and if anybody connected up the dots I would be in real trouble. I did have an ex gf of mine who used to like both very vocal sex and scratching a lot leave my back looking like a city road map. I had to go swimming the next day and simply didn't realise in the heat of the moment how much she'd lacerated my back with her nails. I come out of the changing rooms, get into the pool and then one of my friends tells me the good news while everybody else laughs. Lots of funny looks for the next hour.

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Originally posted by stewie56

ok first time i had sex was in a parked car in a park. Um we just get done, and a we didn't even see the car pull up. So then the cop knocks on the window and we are tring to get this looking somewhat decent. She rolls down the window and the car smells like sex so theres no doubt what we were doing and the cop says " Um the park isnt........ isnt the best place to ummmmm....." I cut in right there tring to be a bad ass and said " To have sex!" then he said " Yeah not the best place to do that." Needless to say we were both kinda freaking out we kept asking if he was gunna call our parents luckly he said no. He then asks the girl to get out of the car. She had nothing on from the waste down so he asked me to leave and walk 20 feet away from the car. I am walking away from the car and i hear the cop ask the girl " Are you here on your own free will" She kicked so much ass she said " Well my pants are off arnt they" so he asked me to come back and let us leave. Now i wanted to get out of there as fast as i fucking could. The fucking cop pulls me over and said that i was speeding. I didnt get a ticket but i will never forget that night lol

This happened to me too! very simalar the rape q's to the gf

Another one

This happen twice. I was stung by a bee between the ball sack and a--hole this happen three years apart with 2 different girls. If you are not alergic to bees this is not ass painful as it sounds, only briefly stopping the action.

During a drunken MFM I was in the 69 postion with the girl as the 3rd in the event tried to enter through he the back of my head. That distrupted things until we were all on the same page.

Escaping from the parents who came home early out a second story window(again this was 20 + yrs ago). The girl came back another time.

First Time a girl had a massive ejaculation, I freaked (thought she peed the bed) Had to apologies,but was to frreaked to continue.(again 20yrs ago)

God I can't really remember all the ones,but I'm sure the bet losing fat chick eyc have all been covered

Ok so the first time when I was 15 my girl friend and I were at my moms house. My mom was like " I am going to the store be back in 30 min" So soon as she left me and my gf started kissing I got her naked "im my moms bed room for some reason" I droped my pants had my dick in my hand and about 1 inch from my girl friends pussy and my mom walks in. She raised holy hell but didnt tell the girls parents so I remained a virgin for about a week longer..

I was just about to cum over my girl's tummy, when I felt a fart comming. Try as I might I couldn't do anything to hold it back and as I came, to my horror, I farted 3 times, in time to each of the first 3 squirts. She gave me a look.

Another time was having sex on the sofa and was dying to pee. Excused myself, went to the toilet and came back. Girlfriend started to suck my cock and stopped immediately with a disgusted look on her face, saying "you didn't wash it after peeing!"

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Originally posted by dog19

This happen twice. I was stung by a bee between the ball sack and a--hole this happen three years apart with 2 different girls. If you are not alergic to bees this is not ass painful as it sounds, only briefly stopping the action.

The moral of the story? Bee hives are not suitable toilet paper replacements.

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Originally posted by Jack

[reply=Duderino]
@ Kramchuck: if i would see a room complety covered in plastic, i would turn an run. because it would remind of these mafia movies, where they lure the victim in such a room and cut it into pieces.

my story: i was going with this girl for nearly a year, when we decided to try something new. so i handcuffed her to the bed. while shaging her i started fingering her ass, but she didnt like it and kept complaining. It made me so horny i decided to fuck her in the ass, she was kicking and screaming. after i had finished, i untied her and she left without saying anything. i didnt feel even bad. The strange thing is she called a few days later and told me she liked it.

Its called rape, you sick fuck.
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Yeah, dude. That's not cool.

Well, it wasn't really my bad, but the dog jumped on the bed just as he was really getting up to speed. She licked his leg and he freaked out and then I freaked out and the dog ran away. Hasn't happened since, thank goodness.

Also getting busted in my mom's bed with the boyfriend when mom came home early. That was a bad scene.

Funny stories!!!.....Guess I better share some of mine!!....I was pretty hammered one night and this chick I was screwing around with came over , and we went to the room to do our business while my other friend was with her friend. In the heat of the moment I notice something wrong!!!!.....A case of "WHISKEY DICK" ....I couldnt get hard if my life depended on it!! So I offered some lame excuse and tried to keep some of my dignity...Well a few weeks later we ran into her and her friend again and for some reason I told her friend some shit and they both got pissed at me...My buddy still goes ahead and nails her friend , well im sitting out front all lonely in the middle of the night and she is sitting in the front seat of her friends car waiting for her friend to finish getting pumped. So I walk up and try to make idle chit-chat with her in hopes of getting her in bed again , she's still pissed and starts talking shit to me , I blow it all off until she digs deep in her bag of insults and comes out with "FUCK YOU , YOU CANT EVEN GET YOUR DICK HARD ANYWAY".......I look up to the sky and decide im not letting that one fly by me!!!... So I fire back at her " BITCH , IF I DIDNT HAVE TO DRINK SO MUCH TO BE WITH YOUR UGLY ASS THAT WOULDNT HAPPEN!!!!"...We never talked again....
One other story , always have locks on your doors , or dont bring girls over to your house so much that your dogs dont bark at her and she isnt scared of them either!!!...Especially if your seeing multiple girls...Learned the hard way , got walked in on mid-orgasm only to have both girls bolt outta the house pissed as all hell!!!....Year and a half-later im still trying to get the one that walked in to marry me!!!!...lol...I somehow got her to be my GF a week later!!

You just have to let the girls know up front that you're not monogamous with her. Then if she catches you with someone else, she's more likely to join in the fun.

My most horrible sexual mistake ever?

Not sleeping with my girlfriends best friend all those times she hit on me because I wanted to remain faithful.

If I would have known my ex would have turned out to be such a lying unfaithful bastard, I would have bonked her best friends brains out.

Come to think of it, I still have her phone number. Hmmm..

Best to call dude. Give her the dicking.

This is really stupid. (just joking, in fact a favorite thread)

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Originally posted by Jack

My most horrible sexual mistake ever?

Not sleeping with my girlfriends best friend all those times she hit on me because I wanted to remain faithful.

If I would have known my ex would have turned out to be such a lying unfaithful bastard, I would have bonked her best friends brains out.
Call her up and take pics for us
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Come to think of it, I still have her phone number. Hmmm..

Call her up and take picks




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I didnt bang her