Your worst sexual mistake ever?

fell asleep while eating the wife out....yup...face buried in pussy and passed out cold...I blame Miller Lite for that one! By the way....she never let me forget about it either.

When I was 19 I was messing with this girl who lived about a mile from me. She said she lived with her dad and was 21. Needless to say we were at her place and her "dad" was supposed to be out of town. We're naked and she's going down on me upstairs and we here keys in the lock. Now, I'm thinking his is gonna be just a little embarrasing but I'll live through it. Then all of a sudden she goes "Shit, my husband's home." HUSBAND? Next thing I know, I am out the upstairs window NAKED and she is throwing my clothes out the window at me. I had to run across a 4 lane road naked with my clothes in my hands. I hid behind a bush and got dressed and just as I got back on the sidewalk a cop came by. I heard later there was a flasher running the streets that night but I never saw him

I was either 16 or 17 and me and this girl hooked up at a party at her friends house. We finally got at it doggy style on the balcony overlooking the pool where everyone else was. She was turned on by getting fucked while she could see everyone else. I thought it was cool cause I was gonna get laid (at 16 anything we do for sex is cool). What I did not know was that she was a screamer. All of a sudden we are center stage for everyones amusement as she starts wailing. I'm grabbing for her mouth just as someone shines the pool spotlights up at us. Didn't get to finish right then because she went to duck the lights and bent my dick at a bad angle. Later on she gave me a handjob to get rid of my blue balls. The next day it was the talk of the school and I felt like a big man but that night I was embarrased as hell.

I don't make mistakes in bed, I exploit them!

Can't decide on which one, you guys decide:

1. Had sex with a girl I didn't know, had to steal from my employer to buy the girl a train-ticket 500km home..

2. Had sex in a tent on a camping on the midsummers eve, woke up the day after with dried blood all over..

i think u should b proud of number 2 ,1 is pretty fuked