Your worst sexual mistake ever?

Banged some 19 year old damn good looking chick with a nice furry bush and a slickery tight pussy. After banging her for about an hour, mind you I met her 5 hours prior through my buddies - what a ho - she told me she "loved me" and since I wouldn't return the words, or bang her in the future again, she got my home number, my then-girlfriend answered and this bitch told my woman the whole ugly scene.

Of course, like a good male, I denied it completely. But man, even though it was A1-pussy, wasn't worth the trouble. She got me and my buddies all in a buttload of trouble - stirring the pot/calling some of their girlfriends saying she banged some of them too, which of course, landed me in hot water with my pals.

Still to this day, and that was 8 years ago, I get called, "Poison Cockblocker" by the same bunch of pals. Point being, some of them were single and one of them wanted a slice, but I cut them off to get it myself.

Yeah, I cockblocked big time and paid heavily.

Two of my pals' then-girlfriends, who the buddies are married to now, I'm still on their girlfriend's shit list. Chicks can't just let some stuff go no matter how much you admit it. Even if the girlfriend/wife has more skeletons in her closet than a White House gay journalist.

All over one hot chick's great pussy...was like swatting a hornet's nest.

Man that slit between their legs can bring a world of hurt. I know you folks know that, I'm just adding to the neverending list of guys who know the headaches from such a thing.

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Originally posted by Kanzen

Screamed my own name once.

OK my shocker. Mate from uni bet me a score (20 quid) that i couldnt bang this chick that worked at FYEO (strip club in southampton) I would like to brag that she was hot but she was bob average!! anyway what he failed to disclose was that he had his brand new phone with dictaphone function turned on - I obviously didnt notice this after about the 4th pint. So I gave it some smoothe talking and much to my delight i managed to rag the arse off her that night!! not only did my uni mates play her the convo of our bet the converted the recording to WMV and played it in the pub at some volume - several times. Needless to say it didnt go down too well with her being in the pub at the time. But hey i won the 20 quid and narrowly avioded a slap as well!!

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Originally posted by [M

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settled for a bj when i could've had it all

you are just fuckin laxy dude!

man i have a huge english exam tomorow and english is my second language and im still reading this thread CHEERS

i went down on this chick ...and started gagging...the most awful smell ever..so then i decide i'm just gonna fuck her..which was ok..until her pet farret ran across my leg...it was outright brutal!

First time i had sex i said, "oh so this is sex am i supposed to take it in and out?"

sex has been good so far. no big mistakes... though, i was receiving some head at one point and told the girl it was the best I ever had (they like to hear that), which got me alot more head from this girl. I didn't know it was because i told her she was the best, So anyways... to make a short story long... she was giving me head while i was watching football, she was getting into it and using her teath a little, so i tell her to quit it with the teath, that's the worst bj ever and that's the last time she ever gave me head... should have kept my mouth shut....

i went out and got smashed once, went home with this hot chick i met at the bar. we were both smashed out of our mines


next day i woke up, realize i was in my cousins bed, with her naked right next too me... i left before she notice.

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Originally posted by D4rkKnight

i went out and got smashed once, went home with this hot chick i met at the bar. we were both smashed out of our mines


next day i woke up, realize i was in my cousins bed, with her naked right next too me... i left before she notice.

If thats a true story I want pics.

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Originally posted by Jack

[reply=D4rkKnight]
i went out and got smashed once, went home with this hot chick i met at the bar. we were both smashed out of our mines


next day i woke up, realize i was in my cousins bed, with her naked right next too me... i left before she notice.

If thats a true story I want pics.
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i don't have any nudes, but here a pic of her

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Originally posted by D4rkKnight

i went out and got smashed once, went home with this hot chick i met at the bar. we were both smashed out of our mines


next day i woke up, realize i was in my cousins bed, with her naked right next too me... i left before she notice.

Dude, i wouldn't tell anyone about that if i were you...

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Originally posted by D4rkKnight

[reply=Jack]
[reply=D4rkKnight]
i went out and got smashed once, went home with this hot chick i met at the bar. we were both smashed out of our mines


next day i woke up, realize i was in my cousins bed, with her naked right next too me... i left before she notice.

If thats a true story I want pics.
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i don't have any nudes, but here a pic of her
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You lie.

whatever

but that is her, i don't care if you believe me or not... im not proud of it, but none of you know me, so who cares

girlfriend was giving me head at her house and her sister walks in as i'm blowing my load in her mouth.
she starts to choke and throw up on my feet. needless to say her sister never let up on us about it!

oh man if that was true with ur cuzin, gl handling the trauma lol thanksgiving dinner loooool

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Originally posted by D4rkKnight

whatever

but that is her, i don't care if you believe me or not... im not proud of it, but none of you know me, so who cares

jeff

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Originally posted by HighGuy

[reply=akiko]
[reply=bonnasses]
She said she was 19yo, student... but after a few month she finally told me she was 16... just after saying she was pregnant :-/
Worst sexual mistake ever, oh yes...

you're a rapist....
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C'mon now, that's a little harsh. Especially if the chick was lying to him about her age.
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yeah....lies dont help the matter....
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Mine was when first met my ex and cracked her in for first time.2mins later...."hmmm what? my hand sticky what the fuck?" thats right what i said when she was bloody mess on my bed..she cryed.then we made up..2 days later it was lot better.no pussy blood lot more fun

So I was on bottom getting rode hardcore, no condom, no birth control, was using the pull and pray method. so i was ready to cum and i told her to get off me but she wasn't listening, i was fighting it off as best i could finally threw her off me and before I could grab my tool i came and shot myself in the eye...btw that shit hurts like hell...

Biggest mistake I've made so far got to be forgetting to lock the door to my ex girlfriends room... TWICE! First her dad walks in on us right in the middle of it all, but he was pretty cool about it. I'm still alive as you all can see

The second time I forgot to lock the door was much worse. Then her mom and sister walks in on us. I seriously wanted to run away, but the exit was blocked. I never returned to her house after that and broke up a few weeks later.