Your worst sexual mistake ever?

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Originally posted by lAtInO-oZ

it would have been less traumatic if it had been her name trust me

Was it her sister's name? Or her mom's name?

my mouth says no but....

@ DPK - neither, and i believe i allready went over this in a thread i made, but really...the name is not
important, well....it is, but i dont want to say...on the basis it might incriminate me.


@ kanzen - youre a sick sick man

@ edwardcrow - dude...youre creeping me out

ok first time i had sex was in a parked car in a park. Um we just get done, and a we didn't even see the car pull up. So then the cop knocks on the window and we are tring to get this looking somewhat decent. She rolls down the window and the car smells like sex so theres no doubt what we were doing and the cop says " Um the park isnt........ isnt the best place to ummmmm....." I cut in right there tring to be a bad ass and said " To have sex!" then he said " Yeah not the best place to do that." Needless to say we were both kinda freaking out we kept asking if he was gunna call our parents luckly he said no. He then asks the girl to get out of the car. She had nothing on from the waste down so he asked me to leave and walk 20 feet away from the car. I am walking away from the car and i hear the cop ask the girl " Are you here on your own free will" She kicked so much ass she said " Well my pants are off arnt they" so he asked me to come back and let us leave. Now i wanted to get out of there as fast as i fucking could. The fucking cop pulls me over and said that i was speeding. I didnt get a ticket but i will never forget that night lol

Oh Man I got the best!

I was out with my buds once in Paris and this chick is eyeing me across the bar..I stumble over to her (I was already pretty drunk you see... It's my caveat emptor so to speak) I buy her some rounds, we get all close and stuff, then she starts rubbing my inner thigh, course I recipricate and slid my hand up her mini .... that's when I touch his package!
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I threw up right there. . . not nice.

normal people spot this...drunk or not.

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Originally posted by dewrag.

normal people spot this...drunk or not.

dirtyrag speaks from experience...listen to the man

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Originally posted by symbiosis

Oh Man I got the best!

I was out with my buds once in Paris and this chick is eyeing me across the bar..I stumble over to her (I was already pretty drunk you see... It's my caveat emptor so to speak) I buy her some rounds, we get all close and stuff, then she starts rubbing my inner thigh, course I recipricate and slid my hand up her mini .... that's when I touch his package!
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I threw up right there. . . not nice.

That's not good.

yep, latino is not really the bear in his avatar.

that's your reply ... I'm not normal?

Good call Einstein

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Originally posted by dewrag.

yep, latino is not really the bear in his avatar.

do you have to tell ALL of my secrets?

i screamed southpaw's name quite a few times

NO it was not my finest moment ... And to top it off the bouncers threw my ass out of the place cause I chucked on the floor.

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Originally posted by symbiosis

that's your reply ... I'm not normal?

Good call Einstein

at least you admit it.

I swear he looked, acted, sounded like a chick... before that I would have sworn I could spot a TV from a mile away. I doubt you would have been none the wiser if you were in my place.

The very first time having sex i was in a friends car when the girl went to get on my lap when she hit radio and changed the station to a christen channel.

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Originally posted by symbiosis

I recipricate and slid my hand up her mini .... that's when I touch his package!

That right there deserves its own "pwn3d." picture.

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Originally posted by Kanzen

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I recipricate and slid my hand up her mini .... that's when I touch his package!

That right there deserves its own "pwn3d." picture.
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Sad but true.

My humiliation and shame all for the greater WBW good.

Sometimes it's hard being selfless.

talking.... don't fucking talk... let her talk!

Symbiosis: better to have done that right there in the bar than to have been staring a fucking tree trunk in the face later on at "her" place. Of course I woulda been like "Bitch give me my money back that I blew on all those drinks for you!".

I can't believe, honest to God, that I cannot top any of these stories for once.