Your worst sexual mistake ever?

You got guts Sym admitting to that. You have earned my respect for honest.

i've called girls by the wrong name, forgotten names, threw up on a girl one time in the middle of it, spilled a beer on a girl's head while getting head, got drunk one night and ended up with a fat chick and when i sobered up i acted like my cell phone had rung and my friends needed help in a fight so i made her leave...one girl pissed me off that i came in her eyes and she had a lazy eye for days, and one time in highschool i came in my gf's hair and didn't tell her that it was still there and i took her home, needless to say she wasn't happy when she saw it in the mirror.

Well i dont really have any sexual mistakes sorry but i do have a story for u well 2 ...

In highschool a girl i knew wouldnt call her a friend but was into giving guys head all over school... she was cought twice the first time was in an elavator, they thought that if they left the elavator on the bottom floor it would be safe bc if anyone wanted the elavator it would start moving and they wold stop... well a nun was on the bottom floor and the elavator door opened and ... she got a show....lol.. the next time was in the hallway stairs.... and it was the dean this time... just think of whaat the phone call home was like lol...

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Originally posted by Kanzen

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I recipricate and slid my hand up her mini .... that's when I touch his package!

That right there deserves its own "pwn3d." picture.
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close enough

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Originally posted by Hellcat

got so drunk once i fell asleep in the act. Needless to say she was not imressed packed up and left. Verbally abused me the next day. Worst part was that i had been gunning for this chick for months and when i finally got round to it i fell asleep. She was very fine too, which makes it all the more embarassing.

Been there before. She also verbally abused me for it. That was not a pleasant experience.

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Originally posted by bonnasses

She said she was 19yo, student... but after a few month she finally told me she was 16... just after saying she was pregnant :-/
Worst sexual mistake ever, oh yes...

you're a rapist....

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Originally posted by Jeff613

But while we're at it, was she pregnant, bonnasses?

Yes she was, I'd prefer she was just pregnant but at least 18, or 16yo (still bad) and not pregnant but both were true

@akiko : Come on! How could I know?
She didn't look 16 at all! We both wanted to have sex... 'til I knew how old she was.

Plastic tickler/cock ring fell off and disappeared within her - required a visit to the hospital to be removed by a doctor with long tongs. Yes we had to give a description of the problem to the nurse while others were lined up directly behind us.

Pulled out to squirt on her tummy - hit her in the eye and blinded her.

Tried Viagara - f'ed like a champ until it hurt - I mean REALLY hurt. Dayam near raw.

backwards bend - need I say more?

Dog sniffed my ass once while standing getting a BJ.

oh and from a friend...picked up his girlfriend and some mates, went to get him too - walked in on him spanking it. She saw this too and screamed and shouted - we busted a nut laughing and busted his balls about for months.

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Originally posted by akiko

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She said she was 19yo, student... but after a few month she finally told me she was 16... just after saying she was pregnant :-/
Worst sexual mistake ever, oh yes...

you're a rapist....
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C'mon now, that's a little harsh. Especially if the chick was lying to him about her age.

I had a girl lie to me also about her age, told me she was fixing to turn 19 and turns out she was only 16. As soon as I found out I never saw her again.

Did ya all not read my signature? Can Chris Rock get an amen!?

these stories are hard to beat...
and im drunk...
my closest: got caught right at the beginning by cops and pretended to be having a fight... with half our clothes off... he either bought it, or was real nice and let us go...

I dont have any weird stories to share on my own, but I do have something funny that i noticed on a recent video from WBW.

The dude is bonking the girl, and all the sudden starts to shit himself or something. He farts about three times, laughs, and keeps going.

Do you guys ever bust ass during sex? I never have, and I know that the girls Ive been with would look at me like I was the worst guy in the world and tell me to get the fuck out. Is it normal to do that?

Guess that answers my question, lol.

goddammm!!! thats fucking grose..i could not go through with that..

Me neither. I draw the line at fucking tubgirl.

I'd been out drinking all day and went home with my then gf, started doing the biz with me on top. Next thing I know I'm being shaken and shouted at..... turns out I'd passed out on top of her and she was stuck

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Originally posted by BigDic

I'd been out drinking all day and went home with my then gf, started doing the biz with me on top. Next thing I know I'm being shaken and shouted at..... turns out I'd passed out on top of her and she was stuck

sorry mate

What made it even worse was all my mates were downstairs with their gf watchin' tv.


God damn laughing stock I tell ya.

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Originally posted by Jack

The dude is bonking the girl, and all the sudden starts to shit himself or something. He farts about three times, laughs, and keeps going.

Ive had a girl straddling me, not actually having sex, but giving me a massage etc... ive had my eyes close enjoying the experience and theres been a fart, its come almost too fast to recognise, but she did.