Your worst sexual mistake ever? : General > The Lounge

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Lvl 39

Rob3 19 years ago

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Originally posted by Jeff613

What was your worst en flagrante (means "while you where getting laid" sexual mistake? How-or did-you recover from it? Ever fart in a chick's face while 69'ing? Fall off the edge of the bed? Have a sex toy maulfuction? Find out the hard way that a girl was in no way into something new you tried on her without warning? Told by the cops there was no parking allowed there? Lost wood due to her ass zits and didn't know how to tell her? Kill someone accidentally with erotic asphyxiation? Okay so maybe scratch that last one, because damn I just don't wanna know if that happened. Okay actually I do, and afterwards did you go on having sex with the corpse? Talk about dropping in for a cold one! But actually they stay warm for quite a while. Or so I've read. [gag] Man I am hot tonight.

me, I guess mine would be how I almost called out some other chick's name in the heat of the moment. The girl caught on to it but since it ALMOST happened I was able to deny it.

Jeff you are out of order. did all of the above!Still love women!

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#1405684

Lvl 9

jet_girl_jen 19 years ago

Not so much a mistake as an embaresing moment. While at my parents summer cottage, me and a guy hooked up, and took the boat out for a little fun. We had sex for about and hour or so on the boat, thinking that nobody would be none the wiser. I learned a valuable science lesson that day, that sound travels very far over water. My sister, parents and his family all heard us. I still get bugged about that to this day.

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#1405685

Lvl 8

trbuka 19 years ago

During a foursome when I am really drunk and doing this chick doggy style on my bed, next to us is the the other couple with her on top of him. Her asscheeks were 'shining' in the dark and I felt an irresistable urge to stick a finger into her bum. She seemed to like it, though, moaned softly, and I was all of a sudden horny for a double penetration. I reached a little bit down with my hand and, boy, something is terribly wrong. Turns out it was not her on top and I fingered my buddy. It was only a few days later that I told him what really happenned that night.

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#1405686

Lvl 44

ObsoleteRealism 19 years ago

Worst Sexual Mistake: I Got married....

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#1405687

[Deleted] 19 years ago

Quote:
Originally posted by trbuka

During a foursome when I am really drunk and doing this chick doggy style on my bed, next to us is the the other couple with her on top of him. Her asscheeks were 'shining' in the dark and I felt an irresistable urge to stick a finger into her bum. She seemed to like it, though, moaned softly, and I was all of a sudden horny for a double penetration. I reached a little bit down with my hand and, boy, something is terribly wrong. Turns out it was not her on top and I fingered my buddy. It was only a few days later that I told him what really happenned that night.

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#1405688

Lvl 8

darkhero_z 19 years ago

6 years ago. my 18th birthday, a friend of mine had me sleep over. his sister had a girl sleep over aswell. my friend was downstairs playing nintendo, i went to see what the girls were doing. his 16 year old sister as a dared sucked me off infront of the other girl. just as i started to cum their mother walked in, the sister took her mouth off. so for a brief moment her mother was there staring, as cum went everywhere. his siser/friend started to screech. as her mother yelled for me to get the fuck out of the house. i left and was never allowed back. she called and told my mother. AND my friend has never spoke to me since. as funny as it sounds the story actually wasnt worth it. i was never so embarassed in my whole life.

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#1405689

Lvl 11

++speed++freak+ 19 years ago

Quote:
Originally posted by trbuka

During a foursome when I am really drunk and doing this chick doggy style on my bed, next to us is the the other couple with her on top of him. Her asscheeks were 'shining' in the dark and I felt an irresistable urge to stick a finger into her bum. She seemed to like it, though, moaned softly, and I was all of a sudden horny for a double penetration. I reached a little bit down with my hand and, boy, something is terribly wrong. Turns out it was not her on top and I fingered my buddy. It was only a few days later that I told him what really happenned that night.

oh...shit...no!

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Quote:
Originally posted by ObsoleteRealism

Worst Sexual Mistake: I Got married....

owned thats why.....I will not.......well might when i am 30..

Quote:
Originally posted by darkhero_z

6 years ago. my 18th birthday, a friend of mine had me sleep over. his sister had a girl sleep over aswell. my friend was downstairs playing nintendo, i went to see what the girls were doing. his 16 year old sister as a dared sucked me off infront of the other girl. just as i started to cum their mother walked in, the sister took her mouth off. so for a brief moment her mother was there staring, as cum went everywhere. his siser/friend started to screech. as her mother yelled for me to get the fuck out of the house. i left and was never allowed back. she called and told my mother. AND my friend has never spoke to me since. as funny as it sounds the story actually wasnt worth it. i was never so embarassed in my whole life.

dam could say in a way it's her fault....but then again takes to tango..would been good if got another girl involved with bit pussy licking...if going get shot down makes sure it's in flames.....be lot more worth it then.. know at least had two girls.. and would shown there involment too

there mom probblery thiking your some evil guy tricks girls in doing stuff..when girls thats are horny as fuck!

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#1405690

Lvl 12

robin4str8 19 years ago

worst mistake sexually ever: went to a ''gangbang'' party

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#1405691

Lvl 40

HedonisticMind 19 years ago

Quote:
Originally posted by Kanzen

Screamed my own name once.

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#1405692

Lvl 10

joza 19 years ago

hooked up with a girl that i worked with and liked at a party, we were both drunk and hornier than hell, started doing it in one of the bedrooms at the house we were at. i couldn't figure out why my knees hurt so bad while we were going at it,too drunk to really care, i just kept adjusting, found out later that there was a bunch of broken glass on the bed that i drove into my knee caps and into her back. we laughed about it the next day when found out, it looked like someone got murdered.we still see each other once in a great while and still laugh about it, she say's she's got a scar, but won't show me.

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#1405693

Lvl 12

robin4str8 19 years ago

^^Shit Happens, was the sex good tho?

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#1405694

Lvl 16

CamelKnight 19 years ago

this is some funny shit! kept me entertained for the last hour or so

CK

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#1405695

[Deleted] 19 years ago

Joza, that's hardcore.

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#1405696

[Deleted] 19 years ago

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Originally posted by symbiosis

Oh Man I got the best!

I was out with my buds once in Paris and this chick is eyeing me across the bar..I stumble over to her (I was already pretty drunk you see... It's my caveat emptor so to speak) I buy her some rounds, we get all close and stuff, then she starts rubbing my inner thigh, course I recipricate and slid my hand up her mini .... that's when I touch his package!
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I threw up right there. . . not nice.

That's fucked up...just wicked fucked up...so you're kinda a fag now huh

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#1405697

[Deleted] 19 years ago

AWWW AWWW WHAT THE FUCK

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#1405698

Lvl 7

Karoto 19 years ago

i enter with force in the wrong hole... you can imagine what came next. Pure holocaust!

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#1405699

Lvl 40

HedonisticMind 19 years ago

Quote:
Originally posted by faustios

i enter with force in the wrong hole... you can imagine what came next. Pure holocaust!

'shit' happens

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#1405700

Lvl 10

guiltty 19 years ago

This is my first year in college and on rush week, I got completely trashed at some frat with a bunch of friends. Ended up making out with some girl and slightly remember fingering her in the pussy and ass. Honest to god I'm not into the hole ass thing, and I'm not the proud it. Though I remember some of these losers cheering about it on the walk to the bus back to the dorms, the next day they told everyone they new, (not many people but some of them were descent people) Now I'm understandably viewed by some as less then I am. Morale to the story, rush week still rocked, and now I make sure I drink with those I trust.

#1405701

Lvl 32

Memphis. 19 years ago

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Originally posted by FaShizzle

[reply=symbiosis]
Oh Man I got the best!

I was out with my buds once in Paris and this chick is eyeing me across the bar..I stumble over to her (I was already pretty drunk you see... It's my caveat emptor so to speak) I buy her some rounds, we get all close and stuff, then she starts rubbing my inner thigh, course I recipricate and slid my hand up her mini .... that's when I touch his package!
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I threw up right there. . . not nice.

That's fucked up...just wicked fucked up...so you're kinda a fag now huh
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,shit happens i guess

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#1405702

Lvl 11

Mercenary 19 years ago

My girlfriend and I were doing missionary once, when i suggested doggy. As i pulled out to allow her to turn over, i shifted to the right, at which point i proceeded to tumble out of the bed, cracking my head on the bedside table. That was one painful night.

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