Who the fuck are you?

everytime i see this thread i just wanna say, Im sic-boy who the fuck are you? but thats not directed at anyone.... its just what pops into my head... Im extra random tonight...

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Originally posted by thehbfactor

ok, more to list...

18) once i got so drunk that i urinated in a bath tub 4 times because someone was using the toilet, and then i fell in it.

I can sympathize. Was at a friends new flat and another couple there (in their early lust stages) decided they just had to fuck there and then and went into the toilet/bathroom to do so. With the only toilet out of action and the drink flowing it meant the only alternative was the kitchen sink, which the rest of us had to use. Shame it was full of washing up too. The prolem was I had to stand on tip-toe, and was eventually so drunk I couldn't, missed, pissed all over the floor and myself, decided it wasn't a problem and went back to join the others so drunk I didn't care that I was covered in my own piss. Fortunatly I wasn't the only one to do this.

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Originally posted by thehbfactor

28) i am terrified of absolut due to an experience when i passed out mid-conversation after 6 shots of it.

And again. I cannot even begin to recount the embarassment I caused at my own house-warming party after some old friends turned up and helped me through the best part of a whole bottle of frozen Absolut when I was nearly drunk in teh first place. The only thing that saved everybody remembering how much of a shit and idiot I was, was various other people being as drunk but behaving worse.


Incidentally, I really have to take my hat off to FeFe for thinking of this thread. My GF opened up the file I wrote for my first 15 (and subsequent entries that I never posted) and was surprised to find a few things out about me that she didn't know. Thank god I didn't write anything too interesting.

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

you know what your problem is? youre not fucking enough women you let me know when you want to remedy that, i wont break up with you over aim

and when that happens...i want pics

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Originally posted by TheItch

Incidentally, I really have to take my hat off to FeFe for thinking of this thread. My GF opened up the file I wrote for my first 15 (and subsequent entries that I never posted) and was surprised to find a few things out about me that she didn't know. Thank god I didn't write anything too interesting.

i love that.. dont you? when people youre friends with or family or in a relationship with for a long time all of a sudden learn something new about you, its a nice feeling.

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Originally posted by Latino

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you know what your problem is? youre not fucking enough women you let me know when you want to remedy that, i wont break up with you over aim

and when that happens...i want pics
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absolutely :P

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

[reply=thehbfactor]
18) once i got so drunk that i urinated in a bath tub 4 times because someone was using the toilet, and then i fell in it.

thats not something i probably would have admitted to on the forum but i give you a lot of credit for putting your balls out there like that :P

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Originally posted by thehbfactor

21) i've bought things and only wore them once just to take pictures.
25) i can't even walk in my room right now, because it is so dirty.
26) i have had a couple one night stands. i'd say at least 4 or 5 off the top of my head, but i didn't know it was going to turn out to be a one night stand, or i wouldn't have done it.

you and me have a lot of things in common.

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Originally posted by thehbfactor

30) all of the times i have been dumped for younger women, it happened over aim, because the guys were too chicken to say it to my face.

you know what your problem is? youre not fucking enough women you let me know when you want to remedy that, i wont break up with you over aim
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if we break up, by some strange coincidence, can we have make up sex?

absolutely, for you, id be very slutty


im easy, whatevers good :P

make sure i get pics!!!

Okay I'm a bit late but I'll throw my shit in the mix. Be forewarned I'm a very messed up individual.


1. For as much time as I've been a member here at WBW I mainly only check out the Famous
Babes forum and lounge. I seldom ever go into the nude/nonude forums.
2. I pretty much have no friends.
3. I'm obsessed with buying DVD's, I'm up to 184 now and people I know think I'm nuts.
4. I collect Puppet Master Figures (They're action figures not dolls, ) It usually doesn't win over the chicks either
5. I love to laugh.
6. I hated high school and everyone there and dropped out before I did something serious to harm anyone. If I went to a reunion I just know I will be kicking at least one person's ass.
7. After a 6 year relationship ended very badly I took up drinking, something I had never done even by the age of 25. After a year of binge drinking and losing my job I recognized the problem and stopped drinking.
8. I can be too nice of a guy and people have taken advantage of my niceness.
9. I could care less about how much pussy I ever get in my life. I've been with 3 girls all of whom I loved and I'm content with that.
10. I can be very emotional and sensitive. Sex is very emotional to me, I'm like one step away from being a chick.
11. I procrastinate way too much, something I should work on, maybe tomorrow.
12. I'm the funny/caring/honest guy girls always just want to be friends with.
13. I have severe Social Anxiety Disorder which makes it extremely hard to go anywhere. Like right now I should be going to the doctor since I've been sick for 3 weeks. I'm guessing some type of sinus infection which also gave me laryngitis. I haven't been able to talk normal at all for 3 weeks. But because I've never been to any doctors around here I can't get myself to go.
14. I've attempted suicide 4 times since the age of 16 and something always seems to happen at the last minute to prevent it. Not saying I believe in a higher power but it really makes me wonder. I've now settled in for a lifetime of misery.
15. If you can't tell already I'm very pessimistic and negative
16. My four year old niece means the world to me and I will fight to the death protecting her.
17. When I was 16 my girlfriend at the time got pregnant and I was happy as hell. She then had a miscarriage and I've never been the same since. Just thinking about having a 14 year old now is mind boggling and I know I would be a much better person then I am now.



So there's my list. Completely depressing and miserable. That's my life, now I'll go back to hiding in the shadows.

lobotomy

Hrm.


1. My favorite color is blue
2. I like animals much more than I like people.
3. I honestly don't care what 99% of the people I know think about me. This tends to ostracize me from large groups of friends and acquaintances.
4. I drink to excess at times to forget about how miserable I am.
5. I've only really loved one woman. Before I knew her, I thought it was more. I was wrong.
6. I'm extremely emotional, yet I almost never show any of it.
7. I do not let anyone very close to me, probably so that they cannot hurt me.
8. I love hockey, like baseball and football, and could care less about basketball.
9. I am hyper-competitive. I absolutely hate losing, at anything, no matter how trivial and insignifigant.
10. I fear that I will end up alone, due to a handful of the above issues.
11. I've met my father 3 times, for a grand total of about an hour.
12. I'm very intelligent, yet have almost nothing to show for it.
13. I'm cocky, as I'm smart, good looking, in shape, funny and fiercely loyal to the very small group of people I know, yet sometimes I wonder if my cockiness comes from some subconscious insecurities that I'm only peripherally aware of.
14. I'm a snob. I like only the best of everything, despite the fact that I can't afford to be. Perhaps this is related to #9.
15. Stupidity really bothers me, and I feel the need to correct dumb-asses, even though I know that most of the time they're too stupid to get it.
16. I've totaled 3 vehicles, and walked away from all of them, including a multiple rollover.
17. I sometimes wish I were stupid. I truly believe that stupid people live a more blissful life. There are many reasons I believe this.
18. I have trouble saying the word "love"
19. I've thought about suicide, more than once, but have too many responsibilities that prevent me from doing it.
20. I am quick to judge people. They will not get respect from me until they earn it, and once lost, never regain it. I'm too loyal for just anyone to get into my close circle of people whom I trust.
21. That's more than enough personal info for now.

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

lobotomy

Well here we fucking go, Some people don't like me on this site but you should know I don't give a fuck.
Its because my comments can be somewhat abrasive. GET OVER IT!
I am a contract gardener and landscaper in Gisborne New Zealand.I am currently single and have two lovely daughters,Selena 17 and Zara 13, and I love them to bits.
I do have a problem with alcohol (the problem is that I cant stop drinking the damn stuff)
I love heaps of music and I couldn't possibly list it all,but my fav.for sometime is Red Hot Chillipeppers. Currently reading Anthony Kiedis, Scar Tissue (great read)
I love movies, Im a big fan of Anime, classic, Tarintino, Hitchcock, Stanley Kubrick.

My favourite beer is Becks.
Im into digital photography.
I occasionally play PC games, Halflife-2, Doom 3, Counterstike.
And of course I'm a big fan of pornography.
So there you go.
LOVE YOU ALL

1.i don't have any favourite coloure
2.i spend a lot of money & that's why i need two jobs
3.until 4 p.m. i work as a financial advisor
4.after that i run my own pub/bar with my best friend
5.only few peoply know about my past: at the age of 20 i was in the top 10 of polish tennis players but than got a bad wrist and elbow injuries
6. i love to play piano
7. i love thin ladies with big breasts
8. i love to cum on their breasts
9. i hate driving a car - maby because my dad died in a car accident when i was 14
10. i love tattoos - i've got 4 on my body
11.i'm a fashion victim - i spend hell lot of money on clothes
12. i spend lots of money on alcohol in clubs (got to stop that...)
13. i hate redheads (but love brunets and blonds :P )
14. i love dogs
15. i don't have any idea what to write more
16. sorry for my english and one more thing for fefe - nice topic idea