Who the fuck are you?

1. have never been happier than when I quit "corporate america" and started working for myself
2. I have an affinity for novelty t-shirts
3. 2 of my 3 tattoos actually have sentimental value
4. beer is my friend, but don't bitch about the "cheap american swill" that I drink, when you drink for volume, you have to buy cheap, if I wanted a good tasting beer, I'd pay for it
5. I don't think I can function properly without a mimimum of 20 ounces of Mt. Dew to start
6. I wish all cars were made of NERF so that when I finally snap and start running cars off the road, I don't go to prison for vehicular manslaughter
7. I often wonder why those around me don't hold to similar thought processes, work ethics, and ideals and think less of them for it
8. favorite color is black (it's also slimming)
9. love vegas, but too unskilled in the gaming to actually wager anything
10. smoke cigarettes like a chimney and don't see any stop to it anytime soon
11. I believe that I was born in the wrong era (shoulda been aout and about in the 1950's) but then I wouldn't have the wonder that is the internets
12. got my first pick-up truck 8 years ago and it has proven more invaluable than any other vehicle I've ever owned, I don't think I'll ever be without a truck again
13. I love technology (when it works) but feel that I've got some kind of ill-effect on it to where it fouls up quite regularly on me
14. I love video games but haven't seriously played any since the original Nintendo came out. And now I fear that today's games are much too complicated for me to enjoy
15. I've been in emergency rooms in every state I've lived in and/or visited

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Originally posted by livewierd

13 I have beaten expert mine sweeper in 140 seconds when i was drunk

As an ex-bartender I make strong drinks for the girlfriend when we are at home. One Friday evening after slurping down 2 margaritas that have about 3 shots of Tequila each and about 1 oz of marg mix she posted her best time ever of 68 seconds. She was so happy that she wanted a fourth drink.

I quit playing when she broke 80 seconds. The fifth time she played. Now the cat sits on the desk and tries to bat at the cursor when she plays.

Thanks FeFe, I tell her to post it on her resume.

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Originally posted by Jack

Looks like everyone has discovered forum success rule #1: People fucking love to talk about themselves.

Absolutely right!!!

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Originally posted by Demonicmale

One more for my list

16.hate talking about myself

Me too!!

1)My favorite colour is black.

2)I am an athiest, and I think people with spiritual beliefs are delusional

3)I haven't eaten seafood in over 10 years.

4)I totally agree with 5150 about FeFe's avatar

5)I haven't had sex in over 6 years, and I don't care.

6)I am fat. Not because I'm lazy, but because bacon cheeseburgers taste better than steamed veggies.

7)I own nearly 1,000 books.

8)I have an extremely easy job.

9)I like my cat more than nearly everyone else I know.

10)I wear glasses, and without them I can barely see anything smaller than a person.

11)My deepest desire is to travel in outer space. (Quite possibly, I watch too much Sci-Fi.)

12)I know smoking is going to kill me, but I can't make myself care.

13)Beer is the only alcoholic beverage I can stand the taste of.

14)I hate garlic

15)Edit: I have a scar that starts just behind my left ear and travels to just underneath my chin. Kinda cool looking actually.

1.) I hate it when people don't pronounce my name in the right way (my real name)

2.) I'm able to push 200kg on the bench and I'm super proud of it but I always pretend not to care about it.

3.) I only feel good when I know people whos' lifes are worse than mine (my life is actually pretty good).

4.) I'm scared to mess up my studies.

5.) Nice cars are really important for me and I'm sad that I can't afford a really fast one.

6.) I had my first time with a prostitute.

7.) I'm very shy.

8.) I'm proud to have a lot of friends.

9.) Normally I'm pretty even-tempered but sometimes people make me so angry I'd like to really hurt them.

10.) I missed some chances in my life because I was to shy or too scared and I hate myself for that.

11.) All in all I like myself.

12.) I'm pretty closed-lipped and only few people really know me.

13.) I'd like to have a girlfriend who loves me.

14.) I'd love to be less sensitive.

15.) I don't understand women

1)My favorite color is blue.

2)I am a spiritual person, but not religious. I have a sense of belonging in the world.

3)I love watching movies, but don't do so as much as I should.

4)I am a recovering alcholic and drug addict, but I still think pot should be legalized

5)I was present as a student at Kent State University when the four students were killed and I am still traumatized by it..

6)When I was young, I thought soccer was stupid and easy. As a young adult I found out otherwise. Though I no longer play, I am a coach and a referee and am passionate about the game.

7)I have a tattoo of a soccer ball on my right calf with the inscription "One World".

8)I love puffy nipples.

9)Although I am happily married (second time), I would walk over crushed glass to see HB naked - HONEST!

10)I have a Sirius radio and love to take road trips.

11)I coach high school girls soccer and I live in fear of slipping and saying "fuck"

12)I like a good cigar.

13)I need to take more time for myself and go fishing. Haven't been for several years and I miss standing up and peeing out of a boat.

14)I love to cook any kind of food and I'm pretty damn good at it.

15)I have terrible ADD but......shit look at that plane!

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Originally posted by starr322

13)I need to take more time for myself and go fishing. Haven't been for several years and I miss standing up and peeing out of a boat.

thats awesome

1. My favorite color is blue
2. I love action/adventure movies
3. I am silly, when I work
4. I am active when it comes to kayaking
5. Without coffee in my hand I'm completely lost
6. I am able to resist temptation
7. I've never had a speeding ticket
8. I am always in control, in a relationship
9. I could eat mexican food every single day of my life
10. I have an insatiable love for sex
11. I love to fish.............
12. I love animals
13. I love my job, but I am the boss.
14. The best television series ever is Gilligan's Island
15. My biggest asset is when in doubt say nothing

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Originally posted by crackur

2. I am a counselor in a level 5 state prison
14. I am a vampire

ack!

1) i am small, but i am tough as nails.
2) i've dealt with a lot of hardships in life.
3) i love the color pink.
4) i tend to keep to myself, but i am very vocal around people i like.
5) i lost my virginity when i was 18.
6) i have a mentally ill brother.
7) i love nature and appreciates its beauty every chance i get!
8) i am a nympho.
9) i like talking to myself.
10) i don't wear glasses while i'm driving, even though i should.
11) i find kids very annoying.
12) i don't like clubs, and i rarely go to bars.
13) i am very self-conscious about the way i look.
14) at the same time, i would totally do me if i were a guy.
15) i pee in the shower. gross but it's true.

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Originally posted by thehbfactor

14) at the same time, i would totally do me if i were a guy.
15) i pee in the shower. gross but it's true.

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Originally posted by Latino

[reply=thehbfactor]
14) at the same time, i would totally do me if i were a guy.
15) i pee in the shower. gross but it's true.

[/reply]

like you don't pee in the shower...

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Originally posted by thehbfactor

like you don't pee in the shower...

i dont..

i pee FROM the shower and aim for the sink..:P

ewwww the sink??? people shave in there and wash their face.... plus a lot would wash their hands after going to the bathroom...

but

and there isnt anything wrong with talking to yourself... My ex tried to make me stop said i sounded like a crazy person... but i was used to just being a random talker to myself i used to talk to the animals but I dont have any....

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Originally posted by Stereotype

4)I totally agree with 5150 about FeFe's avatar

thank you





@ hb - i pee in the shower on occasion as well, youre not alone :P

If you have a small dick, it's easier to pee in the sink, er, so I've heard.

@ FeFe and hb- my wife pee's on me in the shower

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Originally posted by Latino

[reply=thehbfactor]
like you don't pee in the shower...

i dont..

i pee FROM the shower and aim for the sink..:P
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i missed this before, but you never said you piss in the sink just aim for it... thats even rawer.... i lived in a flat where for a month last year where the bathroom smelt of piss and gross, im sure my flatmate used to just piss anywhere......

i got him back tho, i pissed in the washing machine before i left... his clothes were in there too and the cycle had just finished....

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Originally posted by sic-boy

i got him back tho, i pissed in the washing machine before i left... his clothes were in there too and the cycle had just finished....

awesome!

1. Spent the first minute in this thread transfixed by Fefe's avtar.
2. Can not get enough attention from my wife, I love her more than life and get jealous sometimes when I think she should be only talking to me. (childish yes, but I have abadonement issues!)
3. Proud of the fact that I have been married longer than anyone else in my family 10 years for me.
4. Think my kids are the cutest kids and are way better than yours!
5. Wanted to kill my wife when she paid for our dog but now love him like a kid, and yeah he's better looking than yours!
6. Love that I am a smartass, and it has gotten me in trouble before, sometimes I let my mouth get away from me and embarrass myself
7. I always eat breakfast and logg onto WBW Fav web site by far, don't post enough but that's why I am a sponsor to make up for it
8. Huge Howard Stern fan! Satellite radio host for those who do not know him
9. Feel like red headed step child at work, work for family business, feel like they take advatanage of me
10. Love cars, Aston Martins and Shelby Cobra 427's
11. Proud that I was in the Marine Corps, I was the skinny kid in school and no one would ever think that I could do it.
12. Ashamed I not as good as a friend as I could be, get to rapped up with kids and wife
13.Sometimes wish I could move to get away from the family crap my wife's family does.
14. Wish I wasn't lazy/unmotivated to get back into the same shape I was in when I was in the military
15. Impressed with myself for putting off sleep to do this

Have to thank Fefe for inspiring me, been here for awhile and I too miss some of the people that have left or don't post.