Who the fuck are you?

Excellent thread idea! K, here's my go:

1. I like mousepads with silicone boob implant style wrist wrests.
2. I've signed up and trained to do the Vancouver Sun Run three times, but each year have been unable to attend for various reasons.
3. I find it hard to watch primetime tv due to horrible acting and worse script writing.
4. I like snow.
5. I love to cook.
6. I am awful at doing laundry. I shrink clothes all the time.
7. I love to ride horses, but I've always been afraid of them.
8. My family is very dear to me, but we're not as close as I wish we were sometimes.
9. I still don't know what I want to do in life.
10. Everyone loves my shrimp scampi.
11. I love going to school. I would do it full time if I could.
12. I love posing for sexy photos. I would do it full time if I could. Oh wait...
13. I listen to a lot of Zero 7 and Groove Armada sometimes.
14. My favourite colour is red.
15. I often feel like I should be doing something else, no matter what I'm doing.

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Originally posted by Punly

4. I swear, sometimes I think procrastination will be the death of me

you and me both :P

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Originally posted by Elli

14. My favourite colour is red.

awesome, more people who love red

1. I am a recovering alcoholic. Been alcohol free for just a little over 12 years. But I do smoke a little weed from time to time.
2. Was married for 9 years. Divorced now.
3. My favorite music is mostly 70's hard rock. Most notably, Queen.
4. I have a 27 year old daughter. And two grandchildren. This is not from the marriage.
5. My daughter's mother is my current g/f.
6. I have an associate's degree in business management.
7. I sometimes have trouble completely, 100% trusting women.
8. Procrastination causes me more problems than anything else.
9. Love movies. Especially heavy drama.
10. I worked for two years as a certified ski technician. But I don't ski. Never did.
11. If, in order to save my daughter's life, I had to give up my own, I wouldn't hesitate to do so.
12. I tend to fall in love very easily. Kind of a romantic type.
13. I have a bit of a lazy streak too.
14. I'm not a clean freak, but I tend to be a little anal about how my home looks.
15. I'm getting too old for this shit!!

i think the people who will have the best answers in this thread are the people who are able to see themselves for what they really are... not people who cant see themselves at all, or the ones who see themselves for how they want to be.

makes you wonder if someone who was the closest person to you would read your 15 and agree with them all.

latino is my best friend by far, and i completely agree with everything he has said about himself.

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

@ latino - of course i could. i knew youd have more than 15 to put in, you like talking about yourself too much to be limited to 15

damnit....now i cant keep adding any more without looking like more of a tard

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@ RD - number 10 cracks me up

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

latino is my best friend by far, and i completely agree with everything he has said about himself.

should i fed-ex the $50 or bank transfer?

I might have to just ask someone about my list, and i'm sure that someone will come up with more things that i'm totally anal about

I think i will be adding to this list

I think it says alot when you try to make a serious and interesting thread - and after four votes its knocked down to a 3.

I don't care about voting, but general attitudes like that keep me from starting threads here anymore. Grow the fuck up, people.

And for the record, I didn't vote - so don't blame me.

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Originally posted by Demonicmale

I might have to just ask someone about my list, and i'm sure that someone will come up with more things that i'm totally anal about

anal is good

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

@ ascaris - you and i definately have #2 in common!

Yeah, I had a huge VHS collection before turning 10. Godfathers, Stallone and Arnold movies etc. I learned english from the movies and understood it before I went to school.

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Originally posted by Jack

I think it says alot when you try to make a serious and interesting threads - and after four votes its knocked down to a 3.

I don't care about voting, but general attitudes like that keep me from starting threads here anymore. Grow the fuck up, people.

And for the record, I didn't vote - so don't blame me.

3 of the 4 people that voted probably came in, saw no tits and saw it was more than 20 words worth of reading and voted 1

1. I love the outdoors.
2. Travelling.
3. I love to take risks.
4. I enjoy seeing and reading interesting, amusing and eclectric adult material.
5. I have a very open mind and enjoy erotica very much.
6. Your openness into your life is amazing.
7. As an adult, always on the lookout for adult fun and stimulation.
8. Want to meet people and read and share their stories about life and just good ole fun.
9. My own life is very dull and boring and I have longed for a more fulfilling life for such a long time but it just isn't in the cards for me. No I am not a nut case! Just a young, adventureous soul stuck in an old body with a boring life.
10.I work in a cubicle shell at a corporation all day.
11.I enjoy viewing all of your beautiful pictures on the WBW Site.
12.My job is stressful, sometimes a mind breather is what is needed.
13.I am a very open minded person, love gross, funny and unusual stuff, that's how I found this website anyway.
14.I really enoy the little tid bits of humour that seem to happen at the least expected moment.
15.I would like the opportunity to meet and speak to people all over the globe.

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

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@ RD - number 10 cracks me up

I see a little humor in it too. But it's true. I was West Virginia state certified for two years. Worked here.

http://www.snowshoemtn.com/index.htm

1) I think The Boston Red Sox are more important than money, sex or love.
2) I will not make love when there is a Red Sox game on....she has to wait until its over...(yes, I am obsessed)
3) I think Pizza should be its own food group on the food Pyramid.
4) I would rather have one good micro brew pint than drink a six pack of swill.
5) When I love someone, I love too deeply and it has cost me in many ways.
6) I only watch comedies and sci fi movies....(ok occasionally something else).
7) I make about 8 grand a year betting on sports and horses.
8) My favorite junk food is Cheese Its! I can't just eat a handful I must eat the whole box.
9) I have boring hobbies...I collect coins and anything that is apart of or tells the history of baseball.
10) I lost my virginity at the age of 8
11) My favorite move of all time is THE STING.
12) My perfect woman's physical attributes are petite, brunette and busty with a shaved meow.
13) Any woman who can make me laugh and has a cute face immediately gets my attention!
14) I don't like to hang out in bars.
15) I need to post more often and this thread was a great idea

1. Favorite color is pink.
2. Favorite actor is Johnny Depp because he is awesome. Actresses are Mila Kunis, Jennifer Morrison, Jessica Alba, Jennifer Garner, Amanda Bynes, and umm... a few others but generally this list is not based on their acting abilities.
3. I don't do that 'love' thing anymore.
4. I'm a complete ass, unless something is actually wrong and then I'll do whatever I can to help.
5. I have to have a cold drink around me at all times.
6. I'm very impulsive and don't care to set plans even for later in the day because plans change and there is no reason to make them if they can change.
7. I don't have my driver's license, and don't drive, but I've known how to for 4 years.
8. I am incredibly stubborn and a perfectionist, but I avoid that by not caring about most things.
9. I like good food and good drinks.
10. I enjoy money.
11. I am narcissistic.
12. I am very patient.
13. I like to dress up, but I also really enjoy t-shirts and shorts.
14. My favorite TV show is House, MD.
15. I enjoy being alone.

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

1. Favorite color is pink.
11. I am narcissistic.
13. I like to dress up

Dude - you might as well be a woman. Hand over your fucking man card.

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Originally posted by Jack

[reply=Bangledesh]
1. Favorite color is pink.
11. I am narcissistic.
13. I like to dress up

Dude - you might as well be a woman. Hand over your fucking man card.
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Here we go. He's going to start shitting it up now!!

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Originally posted by SydneySinbad

6. Your openness into your life is amazing.

was this a general "your" or what LOl

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Originally posted by Yeppers

15) I need to post more often and this thread was a great idea

yes you do, and thank you!

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

1. Favorite color is pink.

good god, my number 1 originally was going to be "i hate the color pink" :P

@ RD: No, not at all. But seriously - Bangles might as well start looking for a man. What about that woman's scarf he "borrowed" for his picture in the new picture thread he made? Talk about "Raging Homo Of Doom".

On a side note - nice work to "Yeppers" for using one of his 3 posts to actually contribute to a thread.