Who the fuck are you?

Thanks Jeyman

1. I hate talking or writing things about myself, but as a way to introduce myself since I have not done so...
2. I love all beautiful females but believe that beautiful, fair skinned, untanned, blue eyed, blonde females are the most exotic and wonderful creatures on this planet.
3. My favorite colors are red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, violet and all the colors you can produce by mixing these.
4. I live in So Cal and have been exposed to people from all over the world.
5. I'm a private investor so my time is my own ("But you've got to serve somebody" does not apply to me)
6. One of my favorite sayings is "You can never be too rich or too thin", but...
7. I despise materialism and only like wealth because of the freedom it gives you.
8. I believe that Richard was a "crook", that Bill did "inhale", Clarence did put pubic hair on the can of soda pop and OJ got away with murder.
9. I also believe that Hillary's favorite position is "Doggy".... and that she uses it every time she gets Billy Boy in the ass with her strap-on dildo.
10. Although I am sometimes ashamed to be an American (usually when visiting other countries and observing boorish behavior by American tourists or military personnel or when reading news stories about people mentioned in #8 and #9), I despise people who feel they have to hyphenate their Americanism. If you're not happy just being an American then...well, "America, love it or leave it" (get the fuck out and go find a better place to live).
11. I am very fond of travel, have lived and gone to school on three different continents and don't believe that the United States of America is necessarily the best place to live.
12. I prefer drinking German or Czech beer to drinking wine or hard liqour and eating foreign women to eating American women.
13. Thirteen is my lucky number !
14. I dislike dogs but love pussy. I also like cats and own two.
15. If I had a fetish, which I don't, it would be blond pussy hair (preferably above the labia).
16. I am a serial monogamist.
17. My current avatar is an old girlfriend from Mexico posing at Newport Beach , California.
18. I feel our right to breath fresh air supersedes a smokers right to pollute the air we breath.
19. I believe that the indigenous Americans (Native Americans) have gotten "even" with the "white man" many times over with their introduction of tobacco and placed a curse on all of humanity at the same time.
20. I think the world was a better place when "gay" meant happy, the only piercings were one per female ear and people with tattoos were considered "low lifers" (in other words before the world started looking like a Mel Gibson 'Road Warrior' movie).

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Originally posted by Intromission

19. I believe that the indigenous Americans (Native Americans) have gotten "even" with the "white man" many times over with their introduction of tobacco and placed a curse on all of humanity at the same time.

youre fucking kidding right?

yes because they invented the plant and then FORCED all the white men smoke it


god damn people are fucking idiots.

1. I have webbed toes
2. I am a huge Calgary Flames fan
3. I'm a brain cancer survivor
4. When it comes to music I like real metal (White Zombie, Slayer, Pantera), real punk (Misfits, The Clash, Rise Against) and most kinds of techno/trance
5. My bird is the best friend I have ever had
6. I'm very shy, both in person and online
7. I adopted a mountain lion that lives on a wildlife refuge
8. I have never had a girl friend
9. I'm a nudist
10. I'm a hopeless romantic
11. I have severe trust issues
12. I hate spending time with guys, they're mostly dicks. I'll hang out with girls anyday
13. I love to read horror and fantasy
14. Even though I'm not a star wars fan, I want to name my kid Yoda (boy or girl )
15. I cry during movies

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Originally posted by CatBack

I'm a brain cancer survivor

that shit isn't funny.

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Originally posted by ThreadKiller

Australia fills me with new zeal and energy

i see what you did there or am i reading too far into it??

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Originally posted by franklin

[reply=CatBack]
I'm a brain cancer survivor

that shit isn't funny.
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what if it's true?

to add to my previous list.

16. Health is a major issue with me. Had a kidney transplant 6/12-98. Surviving so far.
17. numerous other health issues have taught me to believe in the ONE above.
18. I would love to be loved for who I am, but is hard for anyone to get close to me to find out who I am.
19. Last g/f I had lived on the other side of the ocean from me, visits were rare, but in the end she said no thx because she couldnt deal with my medical issues.
20. I think I have experienced enough life in 47 yrs to cover 90 yrs of life. I pray I hit 65.
21. In ways I am real shy, and typing thsi stuff is hard, but maybe if it helps one person its worth it.
22. People ask why I dont feel sorry for myself, isnt my nature, I can always look down the street and see someone worse off than me, have to admit, thats harder than hell at times to do.
23. I have faith HE wont give me anything I can't handle, otherwise I should be locked away.
24. Last movie I went to a theatre to see was in 1998, after my transpalnt.
25. Being diabetic royally sux, but you do what you can to make like comfortable however you can.
26. I hate people whining over petty shit, it irritates me.
27. I can be a very patient person if someone is willing to actually try.
28. My associates degree I have never used, probably never will, makes me sad.
29. Being in a wheelchair sux, I cant wait till I can walk again, just not sure when that will be.

azcards616

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Originally posted by franklin

[reply=CatBack]
I'm a brain cancer survivor

that shit isn't funny.
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No it definitley wasn't funny. I was diagnosed with Ewing Sarcoma when I was 15. Ewing Sarcoma is usually a bone cancer but they found it in my brain. They had to bring specialists up from the states just to figure out what it was. According to him only 1 person in north america gets it every five years, so those are some pretty low odds. I had emergency surgery and now have a titanium plate in my head and I had chemo and radiation until I was 17. I got so sick from the chemo that they put me on perscription THC. My hair never fully grew back so now I have 2 bald spots at 24 years old. Just last year I finally got out of remission so now there's only a 35% chance of it coming back.

So you were right, that shit isn't funny.

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Originally posted by sic-boy

[reply=ThreadKiller]
Australia fills me with new zeal and energy

i see what you did there or am i reading too far into it??
[/reply]

I was wondering if anyone would catch it

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Originally posted by HiwayPriznr

1. Trust and Belief in the Lord
2. knowing life w/o the love of my life would be meaningless
3. My favorite color is Red!!!
4. I bite my nails
5. Im a Truck Driver
6. I love girls that flash their breasts or coochie
7. i enjoy watching girls pee
8. i hate 4-wheelers that think they know how to drive with big trucks
9. i hate 4-wheelers that dont use turn signals
10. I hate 4-wheelers that TAILGATE
11. I hate 4-wheelers that cut me off
12. I hate people that use FOG Lights. aka FAGGET LIGHTS!!!!! fog lights are for FAGGETS!!
13. people that think they can drive.. if your scared.. STAY HOME!!
14. people think trucks can stop on a dime.. IT TAKES APPROX 300-400 FT TO STOP FULLY LOADED TRUCK (80,000 POUNDS) THATS A BIT MORE THAN A FOOTBALL FIELD!! remember that next time you slam your brakes..
15. people that cant make up there mind.. gonna be in the right lane/left lane, speed up/slow down,, come one people cars now have CRUISE CONTROL.. USE IT!!
16. lastly for now.. REMEMBER EVERYTHING YOU OWN, WAS DELIVERED BY A TRUCK DRIVER.. REMEMBER THAT WHEN YOU GO GET GROCERIES AT THE STORE, OR GAS FOR YOUR CAR!!
SO NEXT TIME YOU SEE US, THANK US FOR WHAT WE DO.. MOST OF US DONT GET TO GO HOME TO OUR FAMILIES BUT 1 TIME A MONTH.. AND EVEN AT THAT ONLY GET 2 DAYS THERE WITH THEM..
THE SAYING "SUPPORT OUR TROOPS" HOW BOUT "SUPPORT OUR TRUCKERS"

REMEMBER TRUCKS ARE BIGGER AND TAKE MORE SPACE.. SO GET THE H*** OUTA THE WAY!!

THANKS FOR ALLOWING ME TO SHARE THESE FEW THOUGHTS..

OH I ALMOST FORGOT.. I LOVE WBW!!!!

Get outta the way? Trucks are always the things in the way. In the left lane riding right next to another truck so nobody can get around or go anywhere. Nothing you wrote was even about you, it was just about stuff you hate which was all about trucking. Also, why should anyone support truckers? That's the job you CHOSE and most of you don't even do your jobs well or with any respect for anyone around you (as pretty much everything you wrote proves). Troops are out there getting shot at and killed regularly, you are just driving a truck. Get off your fuckin high horse.

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

[reply=Intromission]
19. I believe that the indigenous Americans (Native Americans) have gotten "even" with the "white man" many times over with their introduction of tobacco and placed a curse on all of humanity at the same time.

youre fucking kidding right?

yes because they invented the plant and then FORCED all the white men smoke it


god damn people are fucking idiots.
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They did'nt invent the plant, they harvested it... You're right, people who choose to imitate behavior of primitives are fucking idiots... Through the millions of cancer deaths, over the course of many years, caused by smoking, the "Indians" have gotten their revenge and will continiue to do so as long as people continue to destroy their health by smoking.

1. I'm always late for everything.
2. Favourite colour is black.
3. I'm a stand up comedian.
4. I absolutely love cunnilingus.
5. I'm married to a beautiful woman.
6. Which surprises me, as I don't think I'm all that special to look at.
7. I can't stand bigots of any description.
8. I work with special needs kids.
9. I'm obsessed with the new Battlestar Galactica.
10. I've recently kicked a bad painkiller habit.
11. My favourite band is Kerbdog.
12. I have only ever been in two fights in my life.
13. I have dislocated my knee on 8 seperate occasions.
14. I swear like a fucking trooper, which is a real problem because of 8 above.
15. I love FeFe for coming up with such a cool thread concept.

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Originally posted by Swiss407

[reply=HiwayPriznr]
1. Trust and Belief in the Lord
2. knowing life w/o the love of my life would be meaningless
3. My favorite color is Red!!!
4. I bite my nails
5. Im a Truck Driver
6. I love girls that flash their breasts or coochie
7. i enjoy watching girls pee
8. i hate 4-wheelers that think they know how to drive with big trucks
9. i hate 4-wheelers that dont use turn signals
10. I hate 4-wheelers that TAILGATE
11. I hate 4-wheelers that cut me off
12. I hate people that use FOG Lights. aka FAGGET LIGHTS!!!!! fog lights are for FAGGETS!!
13. people that think they can drive.. if your scared.. STAY HOME!!
14. people think trucks can stop on a dime.. IT TAKES APPROX 300-400 FT TO STOP FULLY LOADED TRUCK (80,000 POUNDS) THATS A BIT MORE THAN A FOOTBALL FIELD!! remember that next time you slam your brakes..
15. people that cant make up there mind.. gonna be in the right lane/left lane, speed up/slow down,, come one people cars now have CRUISE CONTROL.. USE IT!!
16. lastly for now.. REMEMBER EVERYTHING YOU OWN, WAS DELIVERED BY A TRUCK DRIVER.. REMEMBER THAT WHEN YOU GO GET GROCERIES AT THE STORE, OR GAS FOR YOUR CAR!!
SO NEXT TIME YOU SEE US, THANK US FOR WHAT WE DO.. MOST OF US DONT GET TO GO HOME TO OUR FAMILIES BUT 1 TIME A MONTH.. AND EVEN AT THAT ONLY GET 2 DAYS THERE WITH THEM..
THE SAYING "SUPPORT OUR TROOPS" HOW BOUT "SUPPORT OUR TRUCKERS"

REMEMBER TRUCKS ARE BIGGER AND TAKE MORE SPACE.. SO GET THE H*** OUTA THE WAY!!

THANKS FOR ALLOWING ME TO SHARE THESE FEW THOUGHTS..

OH I ALMOST FORGOT.. I LOVE WBW!!!!

That's the job you CHOSE and most of you don't even do your jobs well or with any respect for anyone around you (as pretty much everything you wrote proves). Troops are out there getting shot at and killed regularly, you are just driving a truck. Get off your fuckin high horse.
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damn, dude! that's abit harsh. respect on the roads work both ways. there are idiots in all modes of transport!

as for your comment on the troops. well, spare a thought for the hundreds and thousands of civilian casualities. in any of those wars! mate, in the grand scheme of things HIS problems driving a truck is really insignificant.

big or small we all have our own problems to contend with.

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Originally posted by Swiss407

[reply=HiwayPriznr]


10. I hate 4-wheelers that TAILGATE

Get outta the way? Trucks are always the things in the way. In the left lane riding right next to another truck so nobody can get around or go anywhere.
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@ highway- tailgating???? I was drafting

@Swiss- so fucking true-

1. My favorite color is silver
2. Im not much of a movie watcher but I love The 'Burbs and Encino Man
3. I work so many hours I have no time for love (cept for websites :P)
4. I drink soda like crazy
5. I work as a Paramedic in Los Angeles County
6. I've worked as a Coroner in Los Angeles County
7. I don't drive crazy cause of the accidents I've seen
8. When I was in the Air Force I was a Pararescuer (good ol horrific times!)
9. I love the hell out of Chinese Food
10. 90s Alternative is my favorite music but I love it all
11. Im not much into public displays of affection
12. I say "End of story" way too much
13. I love my job but I hate bitchy nurses (though they're pretty hot)
14. My biggest fault is being a workaholic
15. I know just about every single episode of Married With Children by heart
16. My screen name is from an episode of Sanford and Son when Fred called his white brother in law a "thievin' honky" cause Fred thought he stole money from him to bet on horses.

ok, more to list...
16) i found out tonight that i am really turned on by my boyfriend giving me hickies in private places.
17) i rarely eat dinner at home.
18) once i got so drunk that i urinated in a bath tub 4 times because someone was using the toilet, and then i fell in it.
19) i hate when anyone cooks anything in a crock pot.
20) i drive a 17 year old car, because it has good gas mileage, ...and because i don't have a job.
21) i've bought things and only wore them once just to take pictures.
22) i don't own a cell phone.
23) i have an extremely low immune system, so i'm sick constantly.
24) i hate history, yet it's my minor in college.
25) i can't even walk in my room right now, because it is so dirty.
26) i have had a couple one night stands. i'd say at least 4 or 5 off the top of my head, but i didn't know it was going to turn out to be a one night stand, or i wouldn't have done it.
27) i have been with 11 people, ...and 5 of those were in the past year.
28) i am terrified of absolut due to an experience when i passed out mid-conversation after 6 shots of it.
29) i have been dumped a few times for girls that are barely legal.
30) all of the times i have been dumped for younger women, it happened over aim, because the guys were too chicken to say it to my face.

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Originally posted by ThreadKiller

[reply=sic-boy]
[reply=ThreadKiller]
Australia fills me with new zeal and energy

i see what you did there or am i reading too far into it??
[/reply]

I was wondering if anyone would catch it
[/reply]

just goes to show how on to it us bottom of the world dwellers are...

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Originally posted by thehbfactor

18) once i got so drunk that i urinated in a bath tub 4 times because someone was using the toilet, and then i fell in it.

thats not something i probably would have admitted to on the forum but i give you a lot of credit for putting your balls out there like that :P

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Originally posted by thehbfactor

21) i've bought things and only wore them once just to take pictures.
25) i can't even walk in my room right now, because it is so dirty.
26) i have had a couple one night stands. i'd say at least 4 or 5 off the top of my head, but i didn't know it was going to turn out to be a one night stand, or i wouldn't have done it.

you and me have a lot of things in common.

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Originally posted by thehbfactor

30) all of the times i have been dumped for younger women, it happened over aim, because the guys were too chicken to say it to my face.

you know what your problem is? youre not fucking enough women you let me know when you want to remedy that, i wont break up with you over aim