What was your WORST sexual experience??

Hey all.. not sure if this topic has been covered but... i'm currently studying for exams and this popped into my head lol (oh how the brain wanders)... personally i've been lucky and had really good sexual experiences... BUT.. there was a time in my youth where i was actually put off women for a while (probably a full weekend).. i know.. terrible...

It was a school disco (haha early 90's) and i managed to get to talking to this girl.. never seen her before and she didn't go to my school.. but well i was young... didn't reeeally fancy her but heck you gotta put that teenage woody somewhere right? lol.. anyway... we went outside alone... started kissing... touching.. and then i decided yeah lets see whats under that skirt... i was probably 15 or 16 at the time, never got this far before... so i kneel in front of her.. pull up her skirt.. and... i smell... PISS... after discreetly gagging.. i got up and said i needed to use the bathroom... i left her out there and then proceeded to play hide and seek with her for the rest of the night... thank god she didn't go to my school!!

Since then tho i've been more picky about the girls i go down on (i dont do discos anymore) and i'm happy to say i've had fresh pussy since , granted i do talk about hygiene a lot with my ladies... but hey.. cleanliness is next to godliness...

my worst, hmm..i wake up and all was only a dream, damn that sucked , she was sooo hot..

Holy crap...she pissed herself?!?! That's not cool...I'd say mine was pretty basic, used some teeth during a BJ...never a good thing

One time when I was doing my ex-gf, her 4-year-old little brother walked in on us. Not cool.

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Originally posted by WiseGuy25

so i kneel in front of her.. pull up her skirt.. and... i smell... PISS... after discreetly gagging..

oh...god....

I could write a book, but I'm ÜberPervert, not ÜberJeff.

Lol... i dont think she actually pissed herself.. looking back i think she was just... dirty... *gags once again*

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Originally posted by ÜberPervert™

I could write a book, but I'm ÜberPervert, not ÜberJeff.

Suckrates.... you've actually reminded me of a very similar situation... i was with my ex... doing doggy style.. and REEEALLLY having a damn good time... when her 16 year old brother starts banging on the door shouting out for his sister (he was drunk)... asking if she's ok... fucksake... that really put me off, the sex ended that night.. and we ended up having an argument lol...

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Originally posted by WiseGuy25

Lol... i dont think she actually pissed herself.. looking back i think she was just... dirty... *gags once again*

Awww awww...no need for a dirty girl...no need for a dirty pissed herself girl

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Originally posted by TheJim22

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Lol... i dont think she actually pissed herself.. looking back i think she was just... dirty... *gags once again*

Awww awww...no need for a dirty girl...no need for a dirty pissed herself girl
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my worst experience? erection problems ... after the 10th time

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Originally posted by Pophai

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Lol... i dont think she actually pissed herself.. looking back i think she was just... dirty... *gags once again*

Awww awww...no need for a dirty girl...no need for a dirty pissed herself girl
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my worst experience? erection problems ... after the 10th time THAT YEAR
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That sucks, dude...

Banging an ex doggie style and she farted so loud I couldn`t stop laughing, still makes me laugh

Hmm... the dreaded erection problems... nothing funny bout that... i have to say though; we all encounter this at some time or another... and those of you reading this saying you haven't... you will... like Randy Couture said the other weekend after losing to Chuck Liddell in the UFC... "get in the ring enough times and eventually... you'll lose..."

Hmm.. a little abstract there.. but i'm sure you get my drift... just bang her senseless in the rematch

LMAO... Force10 that made me laugh too... nice one... keep em coming fellas...

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Originally posted by force10

Banging an ex doggie style and she farted so loud I couldn`t stop laughing, still makes me laugh

:: Force10 found it funny until they tried anal and she ripped one: popped nuts ::

Hooray for the sluts of the world that please us

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Originally posted by Suckrates

[reply=Pophai]
[reply=TheJim22]
[reply=WiseGuy25]
Lol... i dont think she actually pissed herself.. looking back i think she was just... dirty... *gags once again*

Awww awww...no need for a dirty girl...no need for a dirty pissed herself girl
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my worst experience? erection problems ... after the 10th time THAT YEAR
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That sucks, dude...












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I have yet to encounter a girl that was smelly down there... however though, a couple months ago i was with this guy and we were making out and i went down to give him head and he was not a good wiper apparently....

Shittles... taste the asshole.