What was your WORST sexual experience??

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Originally posted by lAtInO-oZ

[reply=MrBuck]
2. In college, after a good drinking night I get my gf into bed and start fucking her like a madman. Next thing I know she's banging me on the side of my head with the clock radio cause I passed out on top of her and she couldn't get me off. Took some good ass kissing to get that wheel grinding again.

thats classic!
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thats some funny shit lol

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Originally posted by lAtInO-oZ

[reply=Tad_Nugent]
my 1st post got wiped out somehow by my own puter--here's the synopsis----------was banging a married chick-friend of mines from way back)she had sexy, curly, crazy hair--you know the type right? we got nekkid in the dark, got busy and then I saw her C-section scar!!!!!!!! NASTY.......... The first and only time in my life I have faked an orgasm------YES guys can do it too!!!!

dude!....thats another classic!
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why fake it. you should of just busted a nut in her face. Teach her a lesson

this one didnt happen to me but to a friend of mine... it's worth telling though - a good warning -

"J" and some chick were at a crawfish boil. the food is spicy and you eat it with your hands. Later that night the 2 of them went parking in his truck and when he started fingering her, she got kinda squirmy. for a second he thought he was just hittin all the right buttons but a few seconds more and she was squealing. you guessed it - the spices were giving her a little more than she could handle.

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Originally posted by dufreche

this one didnt happen to me but to a friend of mine... it's worth telling though - a good warning -

"J" and some chick were at a crawfish boil. the food is spicy and you eat it with your hands. Later that night the 2 of them went parking in his truck and when he started fingering her, she got kinda squirmy. for a second he thought he was just hittin all the right buttons but a few seconds more and she was squealing. you guessed it - the spices were giving her a little more than she could handle.

Classic

I was banging my now ex wife in a park on top of her friends car, we were seen but a few poeple including the police, then later found out we kinda left dents on the hood so I has to buy her a car as her friend would no longer let her use hers...

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Originally posted by whosr1

[reply=showoffzzzz]
The time I ate a girl out and found a used condom up in there.

Holly shit. Thats bad. You should of got a girl to kick her ass
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Yea thats pretty bad... though I was reading an article on a site a few months back where this drunk college kid got his d*ck stuck in a vending machine, don't ask I don't know I read no further... I agree with a persons signature where it says "99.9% of people are retarded" But I guess it's true what they say... theres a time and a place for everything... and thats college!

Ck

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Originally posted by ObsoleteReality

[reply=whosr1]
[reply=showoffzzzz]
The time I ate a girl out and found a used condom up in there.

Holly shit. Thats bad. You should of got a girl to kick her ass
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Yea thats pretty bad... though I was reading an article on a site a few months back where this drunk college kid got his d*ck stuck in a vending machine, don't ask I don't know I read no further... I agree with a persons signature where it says "99.9% of people are retarded" But I guess it's true what they say... theres a time and a place for everything... and thats college!

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i wonder what asshole would have that in his sig??

Hmm.. the name of the thread has been modified lol.. had a double take when i saw "anal"... still sounds like a good topic lol... chocolate starfish.. discuss...

balloon knot?

Jizzlip.

gaso?

Wormy?

Disturbing ?

I think it's funny

I also had some bad experience, but this solved it for me.
http://www.whatboyswant.com/forum_read/1107673/

My bad experiences have been my WHOLE sex life! I lost my virginity when I was 13. It lasted abut 5 minutes. I waited a few years... was at a party at his house one night. I spent the night there. We "fucked" er... he did. It was so boring that I fell asleep! Now you KNOW the guy sucks when you fall asleep. He had NO rythm. He worked at the SAME speed in the SAME position the WHOLE time. And I'd even tell him to do it other ways... I'd get in position and what do I hear "No, turn over on your back" JESUS CHRIST!

The second guy I did had this really nice cock... nice & thick. Again, it lasted 5 minutes. When he came he made this high pitched squealing noise that totally turned me off. AFter that he was done. We were going to sleep and he goes "did you cum hard". I said, "WTF? I didn't cum at all are you stupid?"

All I can say is that I'm the best I ever had

I was once, not too long ago, fucking a girl I know from the street. You know, that girls that don't take baths for months. She would fuck with me if I give her a Big Mac or anything, sometimes I give her just a dollar.

We were fucking near her house on the street, it was very late and not a lot of people passes by, so we decided to fuck on the sidewalk and I felt very excited because it was my first time in a public place.

When I waw about to come I opened my eyes and saw people around us, maybe more that 5 I don't remember well, but I felt very bad. I wasn't sure if I had to stop or keep on fucking her. Looking at my face a woman said, "don't worry keep fucking" and we did it, but it wasn't nice. Fortunately my girl was doped so she couldn't remember a thing.

Some of these tales are terrible. Worst thing that happened to me was accidentally setting the bed on fire. Good thing it was a water bed.