What was your WORST sexual experience??

My worst memory is about periods;
I once had sex with a girl who did not mention about her menopauce, had lots of shagging during the night without lights on.
When I woke up in the morning with terrible hangover I freaked out; the whole bed looked like there has been a mass murder.

Seriously, the sheets looked like the japan-flag and shit...

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Originally posted by rebchikk

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Hey Reb, is that really you. If so, welcome back.

One time in college I was at a bar and this hot girl was sitting behind me. Her bf went to get her a drink and she tapped me on the shoulder and asked me if I wanted to dance. I asked her if her bf would mind and she said no, so I dance with her. She asked me if I'd meet her later at her apartment when her bf left. She gave me the address and I went over about 30 minutes after she left and his car was gone so I knocked. A really hot babe answered wearing this little nightie thing and I almost popped a boner right there, but I figured this girl at the bar was playing a joke so I told the girl that answered I must have the wrong place. I started to walk away disappointed and the girl told me to wait and she called Cindy to the door. It was the girl at the bar and they invited me in. Another girl was in the living room and she was hot too. Long story short they had no problem with me fucking their roommate and they asked if I mind if they watched. WTF ... I said okay and we went at it. Holy shit, it was awesome and then the other girls must of gotten real horny because they got into the action too. It was my worse experience because my dick was so fucking sore for a week after that night. I must of cum 10 times and my balls ached like hell so I could hardly sit in a chair. I had to soak them in the tub for like an hour every day before I went to school.

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Originally posted by VicVega

My worst memory is about periods;
I once had sex with a girl who did not mention about her menopauce, had lots of shagging during the night without lights on.
When I woke up in the morning with terrible hangover I freaked out; the whole bed looked like there has been a mass murder.

Seriously, the sheets looked like the japan-flag and shit...

an other good reason to keep the light on

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Originally posted by WiseGuy25

Hey all.. not sure if this topic has been covered but... i'm currently studying for exams and this popped into my head lol (oh how the brain wanders)... personally i've been lucky and had really good sexual experiences... BUT.. there was a time in my youth where i was actually put off women for a while (probably a full weekend).. i know.. terrible...

It was a school disco (haha early 90's) and i managed to get to talking to this girl.. never seen her before and she didn't go to my school.. but well i was young... didn't reeeally fancy her but heck you gotta put that teenage woody somewhere right? lol.. anyway... we went outside alone... started kissing... touching.. and then i decided yeah lets see whats under that skirt... i was probably 15 or 16 at the time, never got this far before... so i kneel in front of her.. pull up her skirt.. and... i smell... PISS... after discreetly gagging.. i got up and said i needed to use the bathroom... i left her out there and then proceeded to play hide and seek with her for the rest of the night... thank god she didn't go to my school!!

Since then tho i've been more picky about the girls i go down on (i dont do discos anymore) and i'm happy to say i've had fresh pussy since , granted i do talk about hygiene a lot with my ladies... but hey.. cleanliness is next to godliness...

my fiancee told me the same story ......

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Originally posted by showoffzzzz

One time in college I was at a bar and this hot girl was sitting behind me. Her bf went to get her a drink and she tapped me on the shoulder and asked me if I wanted to dance. I asked her if her bf would mind and she said no, so I dance with her. She asked me if I'd meet her later at her apartment when her bf left. She gave me the address and I went over about 30 minutes after she left and his car was gone so I knocked. A really hot babe answered wearing this little nightie thing and I almost popped a boner right there, but I figured this girl at the bar was playing a joke so I told the girl that answered I must have the wrong place. I started to walk away disappointed and the girl told me to wait and she called Cindy to the door. It was the girl at the bar and they invited me in. Another girl was in the living room and she was hot too. Long story short they had no problem with me fucking their roommate and they asked if I mind if they watched. WTF ... I said okay and we went at it. Holy shit, it was awesome and then the other girls must of gotten real horny because they got into the action too. It was my worse experience because my dick was so fucking sore for a week after that night. I must of cum 10 times and my balls ached like hell so I could hardly sit in a chair. I had to soak them in the tub for like an hour every day before I went to school.

hmmmmm....so many experiences and so little space here on the page....i have had a couple sort of bad things happen but in retro they were probably minor..........the one i remeber the best was when i was getting my first wife for the first time BEFORE we were married...we had been playing around for quite awhile and were buck naked...i was going to insert for the first time ever (in her, not lifetime)..but instead i exploded right there all over her...oddly enough, i never got soft that nite so we went at it anyways.................................what is it about those times when you are with a girl you REALLY like that you never go soft all nite even after a couple orgasms?...i guess it is an excitement/adrenaline thing?.....

Mh, oh well my worst experience, of course besides my first time when i was 15 argh terribly oh well my worst experience was when i was flirting from kinda 2 months with an 34 yr old woman (my ex teacher), and we always did things secretly and in hotels, cus she was married, well once she told me to go to her house for some math lessons, oh well we finish to fuck and her husband was about to caught us i have to thanks some gods if my flaute is still on me

great thread fellas... nice to see some ladies on here too... umm... Woodenboat, thats one heck of a coincidence; your fiancee doesn't happen to be British does he?

mine's when i was in a threesome with two squirrels when i was really drunk.

no really tho, i had been dating this girl, i got really drunk in the hot tub with her one night, woke up the next morning not knowing what all we did...so the next night we hook up again but im sober. and i start to go down on her and i get down there and realize i should've brought a pick axe with me because she had more hair down there than she had on her head! it was gross. but you can't really turn back at that point...you kinda gotta be like:

::holds breath, closes eyes::

blub blubble bblbblblblb blub

::GASP::

On the bright side, FO didn't have to brush his teeth that day.

LMAO ForcedOrgasm *cough cough hairball*

no, but i used plenty of listerine. i think when we were finished she ended up birthing the amazon river. i ended up coming away pre-flossed and found a small tribal man living on my molar.

Me and my gf were at this swingers club partying. Theres about 10 couples on this big bed, all fucking and sucking...
Me and my gf had been fucking for about half an hour and separated - (ok swapped), and as soon as I hit bottom - boom - spooged. Didn't even get a whole stroke in on the new piece , at the time, it was terrible!
But apparently, that's not unusual for first time swingers, cause the fresh piece waited and played with my dick till it got hard again, and we were kickin like chicken...

A girl humiliated me once. After sex, she said I was her worst ever.

I still wonder how she could tell, after one minute.

one time i farted while getting head, and she kept on goin

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Originally posted by gasolin

A girl humiliated me once. After sex, she said I was her worst ever.

I still wonder how she could tell, after one minute.

Dude dont sweat the erection stuff. As a true feminist we have to realize that just b/c were horny all the time doesnt mean were horny at that moment ...and other stuff plays on us as well. Stress/nervousness of a new chick, tired from work, alcohol etc etc.

A chick cant get going as long as you work that fluid forward. Guys cant do the same. Ive never sweated it and when it does happen Im like eh no big deal. Many a girl has been like "omg your not freaked out" Im like no Im not a fucking machine no big deal. But then they think its them and well it usually is


lol jk

The last girl however much much younger than me but yes she was legal. If it wasnt hard she would have nothing of that!!!


She would work it till it got hard. She surpised even me. After a couple of times or even once she would start pulling and manipulating etc etc and

I would be thinking uhh your wasting your time I cant do it aaguhadkn huh?

wow well ok



Funny thing is when I was younger and I stopped caring if I got hard ....I always, almost always, got hard.

Now I just pop the blue pill and still dont worry lol

dude are you like 100 years old?