What was your WORST sexual experience??

It was in the fall of 1979. My girlfriend and I went to upstate New York to spend the week-end with her mother. On Saturday night, the three of us went to a bar. Drank large amounts of vodka and oj.Cheryl and I decided to head back to the house. Her mother had met up with her b/f and was going to stay. We started to get busy. She got on top, and after a short while, the whole room began to spin. I'm going to hurl. I managed to get her of me, and make it to the bathroom, just in time. After that was over, I tried to go back to the bedroom, but somehow managed to walk into the living room instead. Just in time for her mother to come in the door. I'm standing there like an idiot, naked, my dick still wet with her daughter's juices. She was carrying a huge pizza box. And said "Is anybody hungry?". The very thought of food sent me right back to the bathroom. We all had a good laugh about it the next day, but at the time, it was one of the most humiliating things that ever happened to me.





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Originally posted by VicVega

My worst memory is about periods;
I once had sex with a girl who did not mention about her menopauce, had lots of shagging during the night without lights on.
When I woke up in the morning with terrible hangover I freaked out; the whole bed looked like there has been a mass murder.

Seriously, the sheets looked like the japan-flag and shit...

meopauce? , you mean menopause

and if she going thru menopause 1. she 's old 2. she'll never have a period again

Cannot say I had a bad experience with a particular person.... But I have been busted for having sex in a car at a park by a park ranger. Boy was I embarassed!!! He was like, I need you both to both step out of the car... So I asked if we could at least get dressed first. He went on to ask what we were doing.... Like he didnt know! Duh! Then asked if our parents knew where we were at. Good grief!

i was getting head from this girl in a park. when i started to cum she pulled off and let my load shoot all over my pants. then he two younger friends jumped out and said hi. they had been hiding and watching her give me head. so there i am with cum all over my pants, a quickly going limp dick and three girls talking to each other about the blowjob i just got.

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Originally posted by lokithemadtitan

i was getting head from this girl in a park. when i started to cum she pulled off and let my load shoot all over my pants. then he two younger friends jumped out and said hi. they had been hiding and watching her give me head. so there i am with cum all over my pants, a quickly going limp dick and three girls talking to each other about the blowjob i just got.

that does not sound too bad to me. two girls watching her friend give you a BJ sound like a great opportunity

not really. i was young and they were younger. it was annoying. and i had cum all over my black pants.

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Originally posted by lokithemadtitan

not really. i was young and they were younger. it was annoying. and i had cum all over my black pants.

better that way than if she had stopped half way.
or imagine her friends would have had a camera

shit that would have sucked. i am sure they would have posted it online too.

Blue balls......no need to explain

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Originally posted by lokithemadtitan

shit that would have sucked. i am sure they would have posted it online too.

long story short - you got a blowjob. that's not a bad experience.

my worst sexual experience was 35 seconds and of course, it was the first and absolutely the last night with that chick.

My worst one was with my gf, we were both kinda drunk, both kinda in the mood, until i was about to go on top of her...
You know coordination isin't that good when you are drunk, so making a long story short, i knocked her on the pubes bone with me knee

KButch you Cassanova you.

My ex gave the most sensational head ever..... well shes blowin me one day and my mom knocks on the bedroom door and says INCOMING.......and shoots my mail thru the crack of my door.....first and only case of blue balls ever.....it hurt for 3 days........and she was gunna swallow too

the worst i had, was the first time i went down on a girl, she was a virgin, and her thang tasted bad, last time i ever went down on a girl

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Originally posted by Xanderthegreat

the worst i had, was the first time i went down on a girl, she was a virgin, and her thang tasted bad, last time i ever went down on a girl

i feel you pain there, hope it didn't smell too

ok...still bored

again laughing...



*bump*

The one time I was fucking my GF's mom and my GF walked in with her dad. Call me a homewrecker but damm was she a milf and I did!!!!!!!! Oh well

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Originally posted by whosr1

The one time I was fucking my GF's mom and my GF walked in with her dad. Call me a homewrecker but damm was she a milf and I did!!!!!!!! Oh well

I can honestly say I'm proud to know you.</sarcasm>

id tell you guys which was my worst again....but most of you allready know it..


fixed it though...wrote her name on the wall behind the bed...