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WiseGuy25 20 years ago
lol... ouch... Jennifer... cruel... love it tho!!
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Scott2 20 years ago
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Originally posted by ÜberPervert™
I could write a book, but I'm ÜberPervert, not ÜberJeff.
mine was a girl i took home from a bar one night. she was just plain awful. she smelled bad, she was no good, and she was a pathological liar. i was so turned off after 5 minutes that i lied and told her i was out of condoms. then she proceeded to talk without stopping for 2 hours. she said things like:
i got a 36 on the act (perfect score, I know a guy working on the mars rover that got a 34).
she's never had a ticket (a friend later told me she's wrecked 3 cars and lost her drivers license for 6 months)
i run the other way when I see her now.
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downunder 20 years ago
fucking a potatoe sack
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rainbowdemon 20 years ago
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I could write a book, but I'm ÜberPervert, not ÜberJeff.
mine was a girl i took home from a bar one night. she was just plain awful. she smelled bad, she was no good, and she was a pathological liar. i was so turned off after 5 minutes that i lied and told her i was out of condoms. then she proceeded to talk without stopping for 2 hours. she said things like:
i got a 36 on the act (perfect score, I know a guy working on the mars rover that got a 34).
she's never had a ticket (a friend later told me she's wrecked 3 cars and lost her drivers license for 6 months)
i run the other way when I see her now.
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Did this girl call herself "Sunshine"? I knew someone just like her.
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Jackster 20 years ago
Scott2:
Do you still go to that bar? Why did your friends let you beer goggle in an extremely bad way?
Do you still go to that bar? Why did your friends let you beer goggle in an extremely bad way?
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Scott2 20 years ago
@RD - nope, Tiffany.
@Jackster - yes, and they had already left. This girl was physically sexy (with clothes on), and i couldn't smell anything over the cloud of cigarette smoke. there weren't a whole lot of indicators.
needless to say i now warn people.
@downunder -
at least you're honest about it!
@Jackster - yes, and they had already left. This girl was physically sexy (with clothes on), and i couldn't smell anything over the cloud of cigarette smoke. there weren't a whole lot of indicators.
needless to say i now warn people.
@downunder -
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Suckrates 20 years ago
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lol
Wow, Kanzen said lol again! I'm still waiting on the
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cvfrost 20 years ago
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Seriously, the sheets looked like the japan-flag and shit...
That made me laugh
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juicypat 20 years ago
in the middle of having sex with my ex, all of our freinds got home from a party to my place and decided to come see what I was upto in my room. well one walked in 3 times. Finally i came out and yelled at them and i had only my sleepin pants on and a major wood that smacked into my friends girlfriend, it was funny, but killed the mood.
that and one time when i was with a girl and in the middle of sex she cut a big ass fart, well i was like "it's been fun, maybe another time" from then on i only let her give me head... it was so wrong
that and one time when i was with a girl and in the middle of sex she cut a big ass fart, well i was like "it's been fun, maybe another time" from then on i only let her give me head... it was so wrong
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iamthewalrus83 20 years ago
the worst time was when i was 16.....I was in the middle of it with my girlfriend at the time, when i heard someone coming in the house.....it was my mother.......it took me 10sec. to get my clothes on .......but she knew what happened, specially because of the "sex smell" in my room.
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Fissure 20 years ago
i was getttimg it on with this hot little blonde, and noticed and she had an underarm odor when i got on top of her... i came quick and headed for the door. it was a total turn off
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mal 20 years ago
I was making out with this girl when I was in high school and I started to suck her tits as I pulled away slowly a long hair went from my lips to her nipple and was still attached!!!!! I stopped and didnt talk to her for like six months. She was so hot tho that I tried to chat her up again but she was mad/hurt b/c of the previous brush off.
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Scott2 20 years ago
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I was making out with this girl when I was in high school and I started to suck her tits as I pulled away slowly a long hair went from my lips to her nipple and was still attached!!!!! I stopped and didnt talk to her for like six months. She was so hot tho that I tried to chat her up again but she was mad/hurt b/c of the previous brush off.
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showoffzzzz 20 years ago
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One time in college I was at a bar and this hot girl was sitting behind me. Her bf went to get her a drink and she tapped me on the shoulder and asked me if I wanted to dance. I asked her if her bf would mind and she said no, so I dance with her. She asked me if I'd meet her later at her apartment when her bf left. She gave me the address and I went over about 30 minutes after she left and his car was gone so I knocked. A really hot babe answered wearing this little nightie thing and I almost popped a boner right there, but I figured this girl at the bar was playing a joke so I told the girl that answered I must have the wrong place. I started to walk away disappointed and the girl told me to wait and she called Cindy to the door. It was the girl at the bar and they invited me in. Another girl was in the living room and she was hot too. Long story short they had no problem with me fucking their roommate and they asked if I mind if they watched. WTF ... I said okay and we went at it. Holy shit, it was awesome and then the other girls must of gotten real horny because they got into the action too. It was my worse experience because my dick was so fucking sore for a week after that night. I must of cum 10 times and my balls ached like hell so I could hardly sit in a chair. I had to soak them in the tub for like an hour every day before I went to school.
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showoffzzzz 20 years ago
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When I first got with this guy, he went for about a minute.... completely no rhythem... came and said... HOW WAS THAT? I mean, the nerve. don't make me break your heart, kid.
That really sucks Jen. If you want me to come over and make it all better just let me know.
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showoffzzzz 20 years ago
FIRST .... THIS DID NOT EVER EVER HAPPEN TO ME .... But I am curious if any of you have had an experience of making out with a hottie and then when it gets serious you find she has a dick.
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Scott2 20 years ago
sorry d00d, not here!
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