What was your WORST sexual experience??

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Originally posted by WiseGuy25

Hey all.. not sure if this topic has been covered but... i'm currently studying for exams and this popped into my head lol (oh how the brain wanders)... personally i've been lucky and had really good sexual experiences... BUT.. there was a time in my youth where i was actually put off women for a while (probably a full weekend).. i know.. terrible...

It was a school disco (haha early 90's) and i managed to get to talking to this girl.. never seen her before and she didn't go to my school.. but well i was young... didn't reeeally fancy her but heck you gotta put that teenage woody somewhere right? lol.. anyway... we went outside alone... started kissing... touching.. and then i decided yeah lets see whats under that skirt... i was probably 15 or 16 at the time, never got this far before... so i kneel in front of her.. pull up her skirt.. and... i smell... PISS... after discreetly gagging.. i got up and said i needed to use the bathroom... i left her out there and then proceeded to play hide and seek with her for the rest of the night... thank god she didn't go to my school!!

Since then tho i've been more picky about the girls i go down on (i dont do discos anymore) and i'm happy to say i've had fresh pussy since , granted i do talk about hygiene a lot with my ladies... but hey.. cleanliness is next to godliness...

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Originally posted by lAtInO-oZ

[reply=Gerber_Baby]
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Gerber baby must have a real tight dick milker. There's some pussies you can pound for hours and she comes over and over and there's some that are just all-out ball-drainers that couldn't come if they had a vibrator hooked up to a car battery along with a mosterous dildo.

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Originally posted by Gerber_Baby

Fuck that. I'm scared of sex now. My list keeps getting longer but the sex keeps getting shorter

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Originally posted by scott2

[reply=Gerber_Baby]
Fuck that. I'm scared of sex now. My list keeps getting longer but the sex keeps getting shorter

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Originally posted by scott2

[reply=Gerber_Baby]
Fuck that. I'm scared of sex now. My list keeps getting longer but the sex keeps getting shorter

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Originally posted by scott2

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Originally posted by lAtInO-oZ

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Originally posted by scott2

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Originally posted by Gerber_Baby

[reply=lAtInO-oZ]
[reply=scott2]
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Originally posted by lAtInO-oZ

[reply=scott2]
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