What was your WORST sexual experience??

really nothing too terrible. - nothing to compete with some of you unlucky fuckers

had the wife go a little too drunk right when things were really getting good a few months ago - she had to run and puke - things were over for the night and I was stuck with a monster-cock until I fell asleep.

back in the day, I had just gone down on her and to me it was a great taste but her mom came in shortly after and was like "whats that smell?? its smells like... onions or something in here" which for some reason gave me a weird feeling... kinda weirded me out. just seems a little odd now. her mom always claims to have a keen sense of smell but she was pretty far off that day. there was no onion on the menu that day.

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Originally posted by showoffzzzz

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better than finding a d00d that got lost

Yeah, that's true.

I can't say it was all bad. At least it was still chewy.
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:: vomits a little bit in throat ::

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Originally posted by dufreche

back in the day, I had just gone down on her and to me it was a great taste but her mom came in shortly after and was like "whats that smell?? its smells like... onions or something in here" which for some reason gave me a weird feeling... kinda weirded me out. just seems a little odd now. her mom always claims to have a keen sense of smell but she was pretty far off that day. there was no onion on the menu that day.

is there a connection between this and your sig?

maybe i shouldnt have brought up this thread????

I got two for ya':
1. High school, back of my Chevy Chevette (how did we fit) dry humping my gf before a volleyball tournement. She wouldn't let it go any further - big tease. Finally ditched her and went to the tourney with the worst case of blue balls I ever had. I could barely stand, much less play. It took hours to get upright again.

2. In college, after a good drinking night I get my gf into bed and start fucking her like a madman. Next thing I know she's banging me on the side of my head with the clock radio cause I passed out on top of her and she couldn't get me off. Took some good ass kissing to get that wheel grinding again.

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Originally posted by MrBuck

2. In college, after a good drinking night I get my gf into bed and start fucking her like a madman. Next thing I know she's banging me on the side of my head with the clock radio cause I passed out on top of her and she couldn't get me off. Took some good ass kissing to get that wheel grinding again.

thats classic!

oh i just remembered another one:

it was new years eve, like 1998-9 something like that.....my brother and i went to a party at my friends house...


we got WASTED! then some randoms showed up, one was clearly interested in me...then some other stuff happened (probably) then, everyone was passed out all over the floor and stuff, and i was giving this chick a "backrub" soon it was a front rub...then she was topless (she had really big nipples, not areolas, nipples) and i kept trying to touch her pussy, but she wouldnt let me...not even through her pants.....and she just kept rubbing her nipples, like pinching them and rubbing them in a circular fashion....which actually was pretty hot....so i just like sat and watched her rub her nipples and get off....lending my hand from time to time....then, i passed out.

she disappeared at some point in the night/morning....


and when i got home, my borther asked "what happened with that chick last night....because she was NOT hot!"


fuck....i probably could have gotten laid if not for the nipple rubbing, no pussy access ugly bitch.


it still was kinda though

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Originally posted by MrBuck

I got two for ya':
1. High school, back of my Chevy Chevette (how did we fit) dry humping my gf before a volleyball tournement. She wouldn't let it go any further - big tease. Finally ditched her and went to the tourney with the worst case of blue balls I ever had. I could barely stand, much less play. It took hours to get upright again.

2. In college, after a good drinking night I get my gf into bed and start fucking her like a madman. Next thing I know she's banging me on the side of my head with the clock radio cause I passed out on top of her and she couldn't get me off. Took some good ass kissing to get that wheel grinding again.

Pardon me, do you have the time?

before my wife and i got married way back when we were still in high school i used to sneek in her window at night. mind you this was a second story window. anyway i brought some peppermint shnapps and we drank that and had just started to get busy when her dad knocked on the door. i ran into the closet, butt naked, and was hiding behind her clothes. i could hear everything. he was pissed. after he left the room i had to climb out the window and jump off the roof of the garage, naked, have her throw down my clothes and haul ass to my car. it was awesome. we still laugh about that till this day.

This one night, I did'nt get laid. That was the worst sexual experience I have ever had.

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Originally posted by sickman

This one night, I did'nt get laid. That was the worst sexual experience I have ever had.

thats the worst dude. lol

damn, every nite is like that for me

so uh this one night i was banging my girlfriend like really tight right in her g-spot but my finger slipped and i caught a lot of her skin...i guess my nail was just a wee too long and i totally ripped into her (i was pressing up there pretty hard) anyway i cut her just a bit....and with all the blood that was in the area....it wasn't pretty...actually she was near gushing....it was a lot of blood....needless to say i didn't get any for awhile after that...

my 1st post got wiped out somehow by my own puter--here's the synopsis----------was banging a married chick-friend of mines from way back)she had sexy, curly, crazy hair--you know the type right? we got nekkid in the dark, got busy and then I saw her C-section scar!!!!!!!! NASTY.......... The first and only time in my life I have faked an orgasm------YES guys can do it too!!!!

@ tad -

DUDE!

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Originally posted by Tad_Nugent

my 1st post got wiped out somehow by my own puter--here's the synopsis----------was banging a married chick-friend of mines from way back)she had sexy, curly, crazy hair--you know the type right? we got nekkid in the dark, got busy and then I saw her C-section scar!!!!!!!! NASTY.......... The first and only time in my life I have faked an orgasm------YES guys can do it too!!!!

dude!....thats another classic!

Worst sexual experience? not have had one?

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Originally posted by showoffzzzz

The time I ate a girl out and found a used condom up in there.

Holly shit. Thats bad. You should of got a girl to kick her ass