What was your WORST sexual experience??

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Originally posted by 2quick4u

My wife and I had been out clubbing. she'd had a little bit to drink and when we got home decided to suprise me with a minty blow job. she popped a halls menthal cough drop and was getting ready to go down. she choked on the cough drop and puked in my lap and on the bed. talking about a mood killer.

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Originally posted by Suckrates

That story so reminds me of this.

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Originally posted by Red-X

well 35 pages of bad sex is a killer in itself

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Originally posted by Jeff613

When it comes to any sexual experience being "bad", that creates a problem since I think there are only degrees of good when it comes to sex. But I'll comment on what was my least-good experience concering a sex act I was involved in with another person. I'll leave out anyting involving self-pleasure or attempts to do so. I would say, believe it or not, my first sexual expeirnce stands out. I lost my cherry in a room that was sweltering hot. The chick refused to remove her pants or shirt, she just pulled up/lowered them out of the way only as much as needed. She did not allow me to fully disrobe either, no idea why. I had to wear a rubber. I was unsure I would be able to come, which is, on occasion no big deal, but I knew if I didn't this time it was going to haunt me for the rest of my life. I finally did manage to blow my load. It took me about 30 minutes to stop panting very heavily after we retreated back into the air conditioned areas of my friend's house.

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Originally posted by showoffzzzz

One time in college I was at a bar and this hot girl was sitting behind me. Her bf went to get her a drink and she tapped me on the shoulder and asked me if I wanted to dance. I asked her if her bf would mind and she said no, so I dance with her. She asked me if I'd meet her later at her apartment when her bf left. She gave me the address and I went over about 30 minutes after she left and his car was gone so I knocked. A really hot babe answered wearing this little nightie thing and I almost popped a boner right there, but I figured this girl at the bar was playing a joke so I told the girl that answered I must have the wrong place. I started to walk away disappointed and the girl told me to wait and she called Cindy to the door. It was the girl at the bar and they invited me in. Another girl was in the living room and she was hot too. Long story short they had no problem with me fucking their roommate and they asked if I mind if they watched. WTF ... I said okay and we went at it. Holy shit, it was awesome and then the other girls must of gotten real horny because they got into the action too. It was my worse experience because my dick was so fucking sore for a week after that night. I must of cum 10 times and my balls ached like hell so I could hardly sit in a chair. I had to soak them in the tub for like an hour every day before I went to school.

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Originally posted by wesburnsco86

[reply=showoffzzzz]
One time in college I was at a bar and this hot girl was sitting behind me. Her bf went to get her a drink and she tapped me on the shoulder and asked me if I wanted to dance. I asked her if her bf would mind and she said no, so I dance with her. She asked me if I'd meet her later at her apartment when her bf left. She gave me the address and I went over about 30 minutes after she left and his car was gone so I knocked. A really hot babe answered wearing this little nightie thing and I almost popped a boner right there, but I figured this girl at the bar was playing a joke so I told the girl that answered I must have the wrong place. I started to walk away disappointed and the girl told me to wait and she called Cindy to the door. It was the girl at the bar and they invited me in. Another girl was in the living room and she was hot too. Long story short they had no problem with me fucking their roommate and they asked if I mind if they watched. WTF ... I said okay and we went at it. Holy shit, it was awesome and then the other girls must of gotten real horny because they got into the action too. It was my worse experience because my dick was so fucking sore for a week after that night. I must of cum 10 times and my balls ached like hell so I could hardly sit in a chair. I had to soak them in the tub for like an hour every day before I went to school.

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Originally posted by wesburnsco86

[reply=showoffzzzz]
One time in college I was at a bar and this hot girl was sitting behind me. Her bf went to get her a drink and she tapped me on the shoulder and asked me if I wanted to dance. I asked her if her bf would mind and she said no, so I dance with her. She asked me if I'd meet her later at her apartment when her bf left. She gave me the address and I went over about 30 minutes after she left and his car was gone so I knocked. A really hot babe answered wearing this little nightie thing and I almost popped a boner right there, but I figured this girl at the bar was playing a joke so I told the girl that answered I must have the wrong place. I started to walk away disappointed and the girl told me to wait and she called Cindy to the door. It was the girl at the bar and they invited me in. Another girl was in the living room and she was hot too. Long story short they had no problem with me fucking their roommate and they asked if I mind if they watched. WTF ... I said okay and we went at it. Holy shit, it was awesome and then the other girls must of gotten real horny because they got into the action too. It was my worse experience because my dick was so fucking sore for a week after that night. I must of cum 10 times and my balls ached like hell so I could hardly sit in a chair. I had to soak them in the tub for like an hour every day before I went to school.

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Originally posted by scott2

back on topic, hmm?

ok . . .

i was in the middle of sex with this bitch (there is good reason for that word) once, she fucking calls another male friend and invites him over to join us . . .

so i continued to screw her until he got there, then i kicked her out of my apartment, and had the pleasure of hearing them screw in the car below for 15 or 20 minutes

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Originally posted by megatron

i'll make this one quick. i was about to go down on this girl, but as soon as i got a whiff of her junk, my eyes started watering. it must have been the most horrid smell that ever invaded my olfactory organ, worse than Gary, Indiana. i might have even gotten queasy. now, i was properly trained by lesbians, and they taught me to suck it up and go down anyway. i tried... but i had to get out of it. so i decided to do an incredibly bad job. she after about 30 seconds or so, she kindly asked me to stop. mission accomplished, with casualties. I managed to get out of eating some stank-ass poon, but now she (and probably her friends) thinks i'm bad at eating pussy, and that i won't fuck on the first date. well i can assure you i can always make a girl come fast with my tounge, and i will fuck anyone on a first date, but this girl... i was smelling her for a week.

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Originally posted by megatron

i'll make this one quick. i was about to go down on this girl, but as soon as i got a whiff of her junk, my eyes started watering. it must have been the most horrid smell that ever invaded my olfactory organ, worse than Gary, Indiana. i might have even gotten queasy. now, i was properly trained by lesbians, and they taught me to suck it up and go down anyway. i tried... but i had to get out of it. so i decided to do an incredibly bad job. she after about 30 seconds or so, she kindly asked me to stop. mission accomplished, with casualties. I managed to get out of eating some stank-ass poon, but now she (and probably her friends) thinks i'm bad at eating pussy, and that i won't fuck on the first date. well i can assure you i can always make a girl come fast with my tounge, and i will fuck anyone on a first date, but this girl... i was smelling her for a week.

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Originally posted by megatron

i'll make this one quick. i was about to go down on this girl, but as soon as i got a whiff of her junk, my eyes started watering. it must have been the most horrid smell that ever invaded my olfactory organ, worse than Gary, Indiana. i might have even gotten queasy. now, i was properly trained by lesbians, and they taught me to suck it up and go down anyway. i tried... but i had to get out of it. so i decided to do an incredibly bad job. she after about 30 seconds or so, she kindly asked me to stop. mission accomplished, with casualties. I managed to get out of eating some stank-ass poon, but now she (and probably her friends) thinks i'm bad at eating pussy, and that i won't fuck on the first date. well i can assure you i can always make a girl come fast with my tounge, and i will fuck anyone on a first date, but this girl... i was smelling her for a week.