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I'm confused.

Don't be. Get thee to an airport and join us on the beach tomorrow. The water is 69F, and the air should be in the low 80'sF.
Seems like a better choice than cold mud, and......we give belly surfing lessons for free and you can take a sourvenir towel home with you.

Guys....what do you think she should choose ?

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I'm confused.

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Don't be. Get thee to an airport and join us on the beach tomorrow. The water is 69F, and the air should be in the low 80'sF.
Seems like a better choice than cold mud, and......we give belly surfing lessons for free and you can take a sourvenir towel home with you.

Guys....what do you think she should choose ?


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Definitely the mud. Way better for the skin than sunburn, salted water and surfing friction

BUZZ KILL !

I consulted with a friend in the linguistics department who tells me that "Omuh" translates into " he who eats mud and kills joy" in the slang of ancient Gaul.

And I believe it.

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BUZZ KILL !

I consulted with a friend in the linguistics department who tells me that "Omuh" translates into " he who eats mud and kills joy" in the slang of ancient Gaul.

And I believe it.

Omuh doth not concur.

From the looks of that face Ohuh needs some vegetables in his diet.

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From the looks of that face Ohuh needs some vegetables in his diet.

Or a nice mud pack...

Just back from a wedding. (Ended kind of early for my tastes, but whatevers)

Anyway, the raspberry and brie hors d'oeuvres were delicious!

Interesting...I was at a wedding shower today. Coincidence? There sadly were no raspberries or brie. but considering it was actually cancelled yesterday because of the flooding, and then later un-cancelled because they found a last minute venue, I'd say it wasn't that bad.

Can't believe how big my dick gets sometimes, maybe it's just a random growth spurt.

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Interesting...I was at a wedding shower today. Coincidence? There sadly were no raspberries or brie.

Probably not a coincidence. It seems our fates are now intertwined after having becom friends on a porn site! Quantum entanglement or something.

Also, you missed out. They were delicious little puff ball things. There were lots of other choices (many involving bacon , but those were the best.

Bacon is the most awesome food ever...

Overrated.

Also, this happened: http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/06/21/woman-dressed-as-giant-vagina-stops-street-attack-on-giant-penis/

also (this will probably be taken down after not too long, but...)

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Overrated.

Also, this happened:[Link]

Genital solidarity

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also (this will probably be taken down after not too long, but...)

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So what ? She said fuck twice and that's enough for the other one to be shocked ? You got to love american puritanism (some stuff with boobs... I mean nipples).

Gianna Michaels looks weird with smaller boobs after losing a lot of weight.

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I bet she gets fired too, even though it ay not have been her fault. Yes she sweated, but it should have been edited out...depends if she does her own editing or not.

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I bet she gets fired too, even though it ay not have been her fault. Yes she sweated, but it should have been edited out...depends if she does her own editing or not.

You can get fired for sweating now? That's harsh.