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I would like to apply the awesome/unawesome button to reality. People need to know when they're not being awesome.

* wonders if the one star rating of this thread is awesome or not...*

You should be able to unawesome all posts...even if you haven't previously awesomed it. I can think of so many posts I'd unawesome.

Also...I feel that we've just butchered the English language.

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Also...I feel that we've just butchered the English language.

I not care, I is no english, ahah omelette !

I like omelets

For the people I didn't text about this, my sister got a new car.

She gets the price and fills out all the paperwork and is approved for the loan and all that stuff. So the salesman comes back and says that she can come back in the morning once she's updated her insurance and bring in the down payment check for $12,000 that she said she'd put down. Remember, this is after all the paperwork and all that is all done.

Her response: "Oh, well, I'm not sure. I'll have to check. I know it's between $11,000 and $12,000, but I'm not sure how much money is in my account."



He also tells her to bring in her W2 tax form so that they can verify her income and if it's larger than she was guestimating then they might be able to get her a lower interest rate. So she looks for her W2 for like 10 minutes at home and then says, "I think I threw it away. I already did my taxes so I don't need that."

A $12,000.00 down payment? Did she buy a motorhome?

Also:

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car?



















Because she's a girl.

When did you choose to be straight?

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Girls can't drive cars...

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When did you choose to be straight?

[Youtube]

At least they change their mind when the guy make his point

On a more serious level while I get his point, there is a slight difference in being strictly gay : you can't reproduce. And as it's one of the main animal needs (and we are still animals), it's still a good question to wonder what can make someone "abandon" this need whether it be consciously or not (some animals have homosexual behaviour but from I've seen they are often "bi" ). I'm not saying it's a bad thing though, we're already too much humans on the planet so maybe the answer is there : it's not longer a real need to reproduce.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car?


Because she's a girl.

None of the girls Awesomed this. hrmmm.

You are correct in your observation Sir ! Please revert to your previous good manners.

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None of the girls Awesomed this. hrmmm.

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A $12,000.00 down payment? Did she buy a motorhome?

A Nissan Rogue.

Why is Helen Keller's leg always wet?
































Because her dog is blind too.

Bada boom

Day 1 : I've observed the first effects of the "awesome treatment 2013" on subject hydra. After one quick exposure to an awesome agent, capacity to think about what he's done and analyse the consequences has increased. The general behaviour didn't change though. Maybe more exposure needed to obtain an irreversible change. Will try that later. For now, I need to test the agent on the feminine population. F1098 chosen for this purpose as she shows signs of hostility toward the first subject (also her name suits perfectly an experimentation. Won't have to change that in the final report, awesome !). One dose of the agent has been introduced into her post flow. Will check results later.

F1098 found this awesome as well. Could be the sign of a true attention slut. Which, in itself is most awesome. And not hostile. And piss on your dog's leg Demo. But I did laugh !!

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Day 1 : I've observed the first effects of the "awesome treatment 2013" on subject hydra. After one quick exposure to an awesome agent, capacity to think about what he's done and analyse the consequences has increased. The general behaviour didn't change though. Maybe more exposure needed to obtain an irreversible change. Will try that later. For now, I need to test the agent on the feminine population. F1098 chosen for this purpose as she shows signs of hostility toward the first subject (also her name suits perfectly an experimentation. Won't have to change that in the final report, awesome !). One dose of the agent has been introduced into her post flow. Will check results later.

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Originally posted by omuh

Day 1 : I've observed the first effects of the "awesome treatment 2013" on subject hydra. After one quick exposure to an awesome agent, capacity to think about what he's done and analyse the consequences has increased. The general behaviour didn't change though. Maybe more exposure needed to obtain an irreversible change. Will try that later. For now, I need to test the agent on the feminine population. F1098 chosen for this purpose as she shows signs of hostility toward the first subject (also her name suits perfectly an experimentation. Won't have to change that in the final report, awesome !). One dose of the agent has been introduced into her post flow. Will check results later.

Simply observing an object changes the properties of the object being observed






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Originally posted by omuh

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At least they change their mind when the guy make his point

On a more serious level while I get his point, there is a slight difference in being strictly gay : you can't reproduce. And as it's one of the main animal needs (and we are still animals), it's still a good question to wonder what can make someone "abandon" this need whether it be consciously or not (some animals have homosexual behaviour but from I've seen they are often "bi" ). I'm not saying it's a bad thing though, we're already too much humans on the planet so maybe the answer is there : it's not longer a real need to reproduce.

I have zero desire to reproduce and can honestly say that I never have. I don't believe it to be a choice that I've made at any time. The belief has always been there, whether to ACT on the belief is the only choice. I think its another genetic quirk...something you're born with...the desire to reproduce or not. I know lots of gay people who do want children, just as I know straight people who don't.