Funny PMs...

Quote:

Originally posted by nerdboy

just over a month ago actually (the timmahoney).

then there was this quality pm a few days ago

Them: For the longest time I thought your avatar was of a strange looking walrus. Just now I saw that is was a Star Trek ship.


i wish i could find the pic of my old avatar to put up here for you guys because where he saw a walrus is beyond me entirely

I'm still trying to see the walrus

@ Nerdboy: Hey that's not fair, they might think I meant the one I made for you that you have now.

No-one ever sends me PM's. Although I've sent like, a million... (4). And they all went to the same person, who never replied and broke my heart! (Yes, FeFe, it was you!)

But I'm over it now... I swear!

...

Hey, quit lookin' at me like that, I told you I'm over it!

/cry

i never get any pms either, sorry thats a lie i got 2 both looking for bbw vids which i dint get

Ahh, you poor boys

Now quit whining and go back to posting porn!

(Nah, send me a PM and I'll send you something nice)

Quote:

Originally posted by BiBiBaby

Q: "Hey babe we could be sooo good together"
A: "Are you Barry White?"
Q: "Who?"
A: "Barry White, the fat soul singer with the deep voice"
Q: "I aint fat bitch. How did you know my name is Barry?"

funny....


btw, great post Bibi

Thanks Myztique I've found around another 20 that I thought were funny. I'll post them soon. I'd love to see any that other people have received. Am I really the only weirdo magnet here???

Q: "Hey sweets hows it going"
A: "I'm fine thanks, and you?"
Q "Great. Wanking over your pics right now"
A:"*blush* which pics?"
Q: "The ones of you and the guy with the long hair"
A: "I haven't posted any like that"
Q: "Oh. Well their real good pics"
A: "Quite possibly, but they're not mine. Thanks for the thought anyway"

Q: "Hey I know your not a real girl. You dont have a girl symble next to your name and even your sig says your name is Bernad"

*I DIDN'T EVEN BOTHER REPLYING TO THIS ONE!*

Thanks for the post Bi Bi. It is just crazy what people will say when they are not face-to-face. I had sort of a shitty day @ work and this post brightened my day up a bit and I thank you for that. Good luck with the freaks!

Q: "Hi sweetheart. I'd love to lie back while you wope honey all over my body. Then you lick it of slowly then suck my huge cock. I CUM hard in your mouth and you swallow it down. Then I push you back on the bed and you get me hard again while I suck on your pretty lil titties. I put my huge hard dick inside you and give you the fuck of your life. What do you say?"

A: "A cup of tea would be nice. Earl Grey thanks"

People obviously loves you bibi.

Quote:

Originally posted by Ascaris

People obviously loves you bibi.

Nah, they just think I'm an easy target

You'd think the guys here would choose 'nice' avatars if they want to chat with women. Ascaris - get a different one - it's off-putting!

Quote:

Originally posted by BiBiBaby

You'd think the guys here would choose 'nice' avatars if they want to chat with women. Ascaris - get a different one - it's off-putting!

This is the first time I have a "funny" avatar. Let me enjoy it for awhile. I always use nice avatars.

Okay. Five minutes.

We'll see.

Quote:

Originally posted by Ravana

No-one ever sends me PM's. Although I've sent like, a million... (4). And they all went to the same person, who never replied and broke my heart! (Yes, FeFe, it was you!)

But I'm over it now... I swear!

...

Hey, quit lookin' at me like that, I told you I'm over it!

/cry

my apologies

Quote:

Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

[reply=Ravana]
No-one ever sends me PM's. Although I've sent like, a million... (4). And they all went to the same person, who never replied and broke my heart! (Yes, FeFe, it was you!)

But I'm over it now... I swear!

...

Hey, quit lookin' at me like that, I told you I'm over it!

/cry

my apologies
[/reply]


heart breaker...

Oh FeFe - shame

Poor guy, you broke his heart

"Go FeFe, Go FeFe" *dances round room*

*calms down, sits in corner and apologises*

Sorry.

I want some Weird PMs from Crazy Girls.. how come that doesnt happen