Funny PMs...

this is some funny shit. thx

I don't know if anyone else will think this is funny, but i thought it was hilarious...just some random noob.

Quote:

Originally posted by Honda_X

I don't know if anyone else will think this is funny, but i thought it was hilarious...just some random noob.

just scary how people can be...

Been bullying Noobs again Honda? *lol* Thanks for that, it made me chuckle.

Here's my latest:

Q: Hi BI How are you?? What do you do??
A: Hello. I'm fine thanks, and you? I'm a biomedical scientist.
Q: You look Prison Break? what you are doing now?
A: What's 'Prison Break'? I'm sitting at my computer reading emails...
Q: Prison Break are series!
A: Series what? TV?
Q: yes Tv. BiBi you have very nice tits!
A: Thank you
Q: Do you have photo of your pussy? you shave the pussy??
A: Search the forums...
Q: you will send me your photoes on mine e-mail?
A: You haven't done a forum search have you? Was that an order or a request?
Q: a request
A: Sorry, there are plenty of pics on WBW - just use the forum search. Don't be sorry, I don't mind, just have a search before asking
Q: I found, but these photoes are too small, I cannot their enlarges... I wanted so that to me on the e-mail you send!
A: http://www.whatboyswant.com/forum_read/2915958/1/
Click on the pics.If you click on them they get bigger...
A: http://www.whatboyswant.com/forum_read/2882953/1/
Q: just and just do not want to me to open these photoes for this to me goes... so I asked You so that to me on the e-mail you send it...
A: I presume if you don't want to open the pics, there wouldn't be much point in me emailing them, as you wouldn't open them...
Q: I will try it to open as I will return home, on other computer...
Q: You have men?
A: Men? Manchester Evening News?
Q: you had once some objects in your pussy??
A: A few. Penises, fingers, tongues, vibrators, vegetables, bottles, a speculum, etc...
Q: a man? sorry... then to You was best? you have some photo with the items in the pussy?
Hi again. What you do? I"m still on the job, it is bored to me
A: Yes, I have lots, including the one where I put a funnel in and filled myself with custard to entertain my friends. If you're 'on the job' then isn't it a bit impolite to ignore your ladyfriend and talk to me?
Q: I work on the computer and with the telephone
A: Kinky...
Q: you will send to me, please!!
A: You don't want to see me full of custard do you? And the sprinkles as well?
Q: Yes I want! Please...
A: I've got one with custard on my nipples too - from the custard donut I was eating, but I'm sorry, I don't really want to email those pictures to people.
Did you have a search for my pictures in the forum at all? Okay. There are more if you do a forum search.

LATER...

Q: It succeeded to me to open these photoes which you sent to me I fuck!! You have very nice tits!! You pussy is great too!! You are nice

I've edited out all the 'humping' smilies that were added to every message. And no, I didn't 'send' ANY pics at all. I think he was referring to the URLs. Sorry, I couldn't help winding him up about the custard!

whatever has happened to being polite & having good manners???

Is this gay or weird?

Quote:

Originally posted by Shahmaran

Hi you look so so good, van u turn over??

I get fed up with the same old question sometimes:

Q: Where can I find more of you?
A: There's only one of me.

Quote:

Originally posted by Bigdaddydiesel

Is this gay or weird?

[reply=Shahmaran]
Hi you look so so good, van u turn over??

[/reply]

Both...

Q: hi hows u?

U ever uploaded any pics of urself ??

Q: Tell me...Thong,boyshorts or commando?

Q: u wanna do cyber i have a webcam

Q: Show your pussy and put a patent on it

Q: You remind me of a mirror,
Cause I can see myself in you...

Q: Love your comments.

see my girlfriend and tell me what you think. check my uploads.

Q: what if i told u she wants to be seen on webcam..

Q: Im ok, do you have your photo?

Those are the ones I HAVEN'T deleted, there were far worse. I got one from a guy that said he was into spy and incest!

Quote:

Originally posted by NaughtyGypsy

Q: hi hows u?

U ever uploaded any pics of urself ??

Q: Tell me...Thong,boyshorts or commando?

Q: u wanna do cyber i have a webcam

Q: Show your pussy and put a patent on it

Q: You remind me of a mirror,
Cause I can see myself in you...

Q: Love your comments.

see my girlfriend and tell me what you think. check my uploads.

Q: what if i told u she wants to be seen on webcam..

Q: Im ok, do you have your photo?

Those are the ones I HAVEN'T deleted, there were far worse. I got one from a guy that said he was into spy and incest! :s

All I got to say is THANK GOD for SPOOFs!

ROFL...........laughed at every page....U have my sympathies BiBi. <still laughing>


EDIT: Holy Shyte! i had a PM.............wasn't creepy or funny though.

from today:

I'd love to know what your reply was Jolly

what i wanted to reply: sorry but i aint that cheap

what i replied: depends on where you live

funny thing is this guys is a lurker and never had any contact with me before. i love these random PM's

a truly awesome thread, many thanks - I've been (almost) pissing myself laughing....

you could turn this into a book and make a fortune !!!