Funny PMs...

I get lots of PMs and some of them are quite funny. I thought I'd post a few. Obviously I wouldn't reveal who sent them, etc. but some are strange, some are just hilarious. Anyone else got some funnies to share? PLEASE don't embarrass the sender by putting any of their details in - this is just for fun, not to be nasty to anyone

Q: "Hey babe, can I get your fone no? I could relly get u off on fone sex"
A: "FONE? NO"

Q: "Bi do you have any comunicators??"
A: "Do I LOOK like I'm Captain Kirk??"

Q: "so do u wanna meet me sweety?"
A: "No thank you"

Q: "whats up my name is ***** from ****** can u send some pictures of u please??*****_*****@hotmail.com
A: "Sure, hang on a sec while I make a zip file of all my pics for you"

Q: "Id love to spread strawberry jelly round your asshole and lick it off"
A: "No thanks, I don't do strawberry"

Q: "Can you send me some pics of you peeing to *******@hotmail.com"
A: "Yes, of course, what would you like me to be wearing while I pee?"

Q: "Hey hun, your gorgeous. Can you send me some pics and I'll send pics back off me cumming on them?"
A: "Just send me pics of you cumming on pics of yourself, then I'll decide"

Q: "Send me pics of you. I luv scat. Your pretty. I want to see you eat shit."
A: "Eat shit? Sorry, that wasn't a question."

Q: "Will you masturbate on cam for me?"
A: "I'm sure Cam would love it, but what would it do for you?"
Q: "No, I'm serious, will you go on cam for me?"
A: "I don't have one, sorry."
Q: "I'll buy you one. I'll even bring it round your apartment."
A: "Hey, then you could even help me set up the cam! What a great idea"

Q: "Can you send me a pair of your panties?"
A: "No, go to Marks & Spencers and buy your own"

Q: "It would be really cool if you got a cotton bud and rubbed it between your toes and sent it to me. My address is *******************************************************************************"
A: "Sorry, my toes all fell off in the English winter. It's cold here"

Q: "You have great nipples. Will you send me one?"
A: "Sorry, I only have two and I'm rather attached to both of them. You did mean nipples, right?"

Q: "Are you really from Telford? Is your name really Bernard?"
A: "Look at my proof pics. Of course I'm from Telford. Love Bernard"
Q: "So why do you have a female symbol by your avvy?"
A: "I'm a girl called Bernard"

Q: "Will you send me one of your sanitary towels?"
A: "Sure" (sent one still in packaging UNUSED!)

Q: "Will you meet me?"
A: "Sorry, I don't meet people from websites"
Q: "Oh please please please. I could show you a good time. I'll do anything.
A: "Sorry, I already said"
Q: "Please Hun, I'm begging you I'll do anything""
A: "Take a pic of yourself jumping from a tall building, that would really turn me on. Then send it to me and I might consider it"
*STILL WAITING FOR A REPLY AFTER A WEEK!*

Q: "Hey babe we could be sooo good together"
A: "Are you Barry White?"
Q: "Who?"
A: "Barry White, the fat soul singer with the deep voice"
Q: "I aint fat bitch. How did you know my name is Barry?"

Anyone have any more to entertain?

We have fucking sick people here.

Some are funny though:

Q: "You give make silicon breast? (.)(.)
Some breast silicon look evil!! łeeeeeeee, better in hand laid to natural tits
You have small or big tits?? Good you with your tits??
Have a nice day!!"
A: "I don't really understand what you're saying, but I don't have silicon tits. I would have thought that was obvious from my pics. Unless the surgeons are now doing them in size 'small' "

Cute one Bi!

Some people need a reality check.

Quote:

Originally posted by BibiBaby

Q: "You have great nipples. Will you send me one?"
A: "Sorry, I only have two and I'm rather attached to both of them. You did mean nipples, right?"

best answer

I never realized some guys were so desperate

Sorry, i have none to share all my PM's are pretty boring

Lmao now thats very nasty

Doesn't anyone else get these PMs or am I just a magnet for the strange ones? I'll have a look back over some earlier ones and see if there are any more funnies. Not everyone here sends weird stuff, but there are alot! *lol*

Here are a couple more...

Q: "Are you getting drunk yet?" (I said I had a bottle of wine one evening)
A: "No, why?"
Q: "I like drunk babes"
A: "Why?"
Q: "Cos they send me pics"
A: "Great, stay online, I'll just go to the shop and buy another two bottles"
Q: "Are you still there?"
(TWO HOURS LATER)
Q:"Babe you still there? You drunk yet?"

Q: "Can I see pics of you?"
A: "Yes, just do a search of the WBW forum"
Q: "Wots that?"
A: "The What Boys Want Forum. There are lots of pics."
Q: "So. Where do I find that?"
A: "On What Boys Want"
Q: "Where's that"
A: "Where are you now?"
Q: "In my room."

Quote:

Originally posted by BiBiBaby

Doesn't anyone else get these PMs or am I just a magnet for the strange ones? I'll have a look back over some earlier ones and see if there are any more funnies. Not everyone here sends weird stuff, but there are alot! *lol*

ALL the members with symbol gets these messages. I'm shocked how pathetic members we have here.

http://www.whatboyswant.com/forum_read/2796407/1/

http://www.whatboyswant.com/forum_read/2602291/1/

my collection of funny PM's

There have only been a couple where I've been a bit worried. Most guys are harmless or there's a language or stupidity problem. Just going to have a look at Jolly's funnies (ooeeer!) Maybe I'll send him some dodgy PMs...

You are not the only one who gets P.M.'s from wirdo's i've had a few in the past.Asking for some realy wird shit...one of them you know !! I will explain in a P.M. later.won't put his name on the net...

Okay Chelsea *lol* At least you're not in the silly PMs list - though some have been a bit silly in the past!

Found a couple more. There are over 1000 to go through but hopefully you guys will find a few that are funny.

Q: "Will you do some privite pics for me?"
A: "Maybe. What kind of private pics? What do I get out of it? And it helps to say please..."
Q: "I wanna see pics of you putting stuff up your asshole"
A: "And what did you forget?"
Q: "Sorry. Like bottles and stuff"
A: "No, you forgot something else"
Q: "Well vibrators I guess. I wanna see fingers and stuff too"
A: "No, you've missed the point. You're still forgetting something important"
Q: "Hell yeah, Id love to see you taking a cock up your ass"

Q: "You are pretty and lovely woman from england"
A: "Thank you "
Q: "Do you have sex with football?"
A: "What do you mean?"
Q: "Do you have sex with men who are football?"
A: "You mean football players?"
Q: "Sorry for my English. Yes I like to see portraits of you with football"
A: "You mean with a football or with a football player?"
Q: "Can you put football inside?"
A: "You're kidding me, right? *lol*
Q: "Not kids. Football"
A: "Try asking in another way, I'm sorry, I don't understand"
Q: "OK. I wish to see pictures. And you have football in you"
A: "You want to see pictures of me having sex with a football player? Sorry, I don't post pics of me having sex"
Q: "Not even for me with football?"
A: "Your name isn't Borat is it?"
Q: "My name is Dmitri"
A: "Sorry Dmitri, I won't post pics of me having sex with a football. Thanks for asking though. Goodnight"

....people are so lovely in their own way!

But seriously, could you send me that nipple?

That's the thing - some people are genuinely nice and innocent. Some people are just weird, but so many are funny. Found a couple more...

Q: "Hey Dood"
A: "Dood?"
Q: "Yeah, your a dood right?"
A: "Nope"
Q: "Oh right. Sorry man"


Q: "Can I see pics of your pussy?"
A: "They're already on the site"
Q: "Where?"
A: "Do a search in the WBW forum"
Q: "That's your pussy?"
A: "What did you think it was? *lol*"
Q: "No. I mean it's yours right?"
A: "No, I borrowed it. Tell me when you've finished looking as I've got to give it back soon"

Quote:

Originally posted by ElFilipo

But seriously, could you send me that nipple?

I already said no... Some people...

Quote:

Originally posted by BiBiBaby

Q: "Id love to spread strawberry jelly round your asshole and lick it off"
A: "No thanks, I don't do strawberry"

how about blackberry and apple jam?