Funny PMs...

i get so annoyed when randoms happen...... like someone will pm u and have nothing to say


them : hi
me : hi
them : whats up
me nmh y u messaging me?
them : i dunno....... why?

like ok fucking random

The latest:

Q: There is a topic Female Orgasm Technique, How To Give Your Woman An Orgasm u knkow.. erm i am not experienced but i had a sex with my gf 2 times can u tell me what must i do thnx for anaswer =)

A: Your profile says you're a 36 year old woman. Are you really asking me how to give another girl an orgasm?

My fiance got a message on myspace today from a random guy she's never met or talk to that said "how about I come over and eat you out then pound you with my cock." As if a woman is just going to reply to that and say "sure, here's my address!"

Glad I'm not the only one who gets those...

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Originally posted by BiBiBaby

Forward the email to me Latino. Oh. Those guys wouldn't be interested, would they? What were they doing here anyway?

i found it

ill forward it to your email now

There are a lot of stupid guys out there. Just take a look at a lot of the replies for picture threads for proof. Mixed in between some of the good "Wow, that's a great shot. Thanks!" are the 50 jocks saying, "MAN I WANT TO BANG YOU RIGHT NOW WITH MY HUGE COCK" or "wnt 2 hve sex?"

If anyone else has any funny PMs they'd like to share, please feel free to add to this thread. BUT remember to edit out anything that will identify the sender, as sometimes they're genuine and don't deserve to be 'outed'.

got this one earlier, its one of the more dull ones i get:


"hi. u told u had always orgasm can u tell me what must i do to my girl a good orgasm i am not pro in having sex i only got 2 but i need to know how a nice orgasm =) thnx for answer"

I only get hate mail..

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Originally posted by Sails

I only get hate mail..

being a mod i get my fair share too. :P

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

got this one earlier, its one of the more dull ones i get:


"hi. u told u had always orgasm can u tell me what must i do to my girl a good orgasm i am not pro in having sex i only got 2 but i need to know how a nice orgasm =) thnx for answer"

its got to be from the same one that sent this ......there is a topic Female Orgasm Technique, How To Give Your Woman An Orgasm u knkow.. erm i am not experienced but i had a sex with my gf 2 times can u tell me what must i do thnx for anaswer =)

did you look at the profile? "he" is listed as a woman ha

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

did you look at the profile? "he" is listed as a woman ha

not till just now

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Originally posted by bisthrngrl

[reply=FeFeHumHum]
did you look at the profile? "he" is listed as a woman ha

not till just now
[/reply]

that really puts a whole new light on it, right?

makes it scarier

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

got this one earlier, its one of the more dull ones i get:


"hi. u told u had always orgasm can u tell me what must i do to my girl a good orgasm i am not pro in having sex i only got 2 but i need to know how a nice orgasm =) thnx for answer"

FeFe - I reckon it's the same guy/girl who PM'd me...
And everyone seems to know who I'm talking about!

quick, lets all take off our female symbols.... someone is after us.



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jk of course. fuck 'em all. :P

*lol* then the pretending guys wouldn't know who to PM and I wouldn't get any more funnies!

Q: If I pay for your air fair will you come over and suck my cock?
A: Probably not, but where are you?
Q: London
A: You want to pay for me to fly from Manchester to London?
Q: Yeah
A: right, well there are a few things you need to do
Q: Tell me!
A: Sit down. Put your head between your legs. Can you do that?
Q: Yeah
A: Pucker up and kiss your arse

Q: Did you get my message?
A: Which message? No, sorry
Q: The cool one
A: I don't get cool messages
Q: Sure you do I sent u one
A: Well I didn't get it. If it was really cool, send it again
Q: Oh sorry wrong person

EDIT: If anyone reading this got his 'cool' message, I'd love a copy!