Funny PMs...

I think what we learned here today class is that, no matter where your from, what language you speak, or what you do for a living lifes tough ...but its even tougher when your stupid

Q: "You have nice wet pussy"
A: "Thank you. I presume you've seen my 'How wet can she get pics?'"
Q: "What?"
A: "My pictures"
Q: "What pictures?"
A: "The pics of me tied up? The wet ones?"
Q: "You have pics like that?"
A: "Yes. I thought that was what you were talking about"
Q: "There's pics of you like that? Where?"
A: "On the website"
Q: "What website?"
A: "This one"
Q: "Where hunny?"
A: "Search"
Q: "Where?"
A: "On this website. Go to the 'search forums' link"
Q "Where's that?"
A: "Oh for goodness sake, work it out for yourself. Goodnight" (Must have been in a bad mood that night!)

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Originally posted by BiBiBaby

[reply=Dasvader]
haha first time seeing this thread one of the funniest one ive seen in awhile ...a fuckin foot ball so did he mean the round euro style or mayhaps the american obloneged one, think that one would be eaiser! lol

He was Ukrainian or something, so I think he meant a 'soccer' ball I wouldn't even attempt an American football!

I'd have trouble with a baseball! Have any of you guys tried forcing a golfball up your arse? No, don't answer that...
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you wouldn't attempt an americanfootball but you would a soccerball?

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Originally posted by BiBiBaby

Q: "You have nice wet pussy"
A: "Thank you. I presume you've seen my 'How wet can she get pics?'"
Q: "What?"
A: "My pictures"
Q: "What pictures?"
A: "The pics of me tied up? The wet ones?"
Q: "You have pics like that?"
A: "Yes. I thought that was what you were talking about"
Q: "There's pics of you like that? Where?"
A: "On the website"
Q: "What website?"
A: "This one"
Q: "Where hunny?"
A: "Search"
Q: "Where?"
A: "On this website. Go to the 'search forums' link"
Q "Where's that?"
A: "Oh for goodness sake, work it out for yourself. Goodnight" (Must have been in a bad mood that night!)

must of been a n00b.

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Originally posted by theevilpimp

[reply=BiBiBaby]
[reply=Dasvader]
haha first time seeing this thread one of the funniest one ive seen in awhile ...a fuckin foot ball so did he mean the round euro style or mayhaps the american obloneged one, think that one would be eaiser! lol

He was Ukrainian or something, so I think he meant a 'soccer' ball I wouldn't even attempt an American football!

Think you completely missed the point there theevilpimp... I was saying I wouldn't attempt any and then asking if any of the guys here would try fittong a golfball up their arses... Try that and then imagine a girl with a football. Proper football or other wise

I'd have trouble with a baseball! Have any of you guys tried forcing a golfball up your arse? No, don't answer that...
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you wouldn't attempt an americanfootball but you would a soccerball?
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I wouldn't try an American football or a real football. As I said, try sticking a glof ball up your arse and see how far you get

FOOOuuuurrrr!! off to the 19th hole, i believe

i saw a pic of a girl with an orange up her ass before ...was slightly disturbing thing to see!

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Originally posted by BiBiBaby

[reply=theevilpimp]



you wouldn't attempt an americanfootball but you would a soccerball?

I wouldn't try an American football or a real football. As I said, try sticking a glof ball up your arse and see how far you get
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ok i got it in but how do i get it out? lol

LEARN TO EDIT - MORE THAN THREE IS A QUOTE TRAIN - and we don't need no stinkin' quote trains

Mine's a pint of Cider, EarlyRiser

Oh... THAT 19th hole

I'm appalled.... poor BiBi ....you really shouldn't have to put up with shit like this

I don't mind Turdyboy 99% of the time it's lots of fun!

Q: "With your photos I am very strong"
A: "My spinach pics?"
Q: "What is spicach pics?"
A: "Sorry. I'm being silly. You said you were strong like Popeye, so I said 'with Spinach' like Popeye. It's a joke, don't worry."
Q: "Yes. My eye is very strong an hard enough for you"
A: "Your eye is?"
Q: "Yes now I am very hard looking at you pictures."
A: "Well, I'm glad you like them. Hope you have a nice time"
Q "You are lady the in pictures?"
A: "Depends which pictures you're looking at"
Q: "I am looking at pictures of you"
A: "Well there's your answer then..."

Q: "Hey doll I looked at yur pics and was so turned on you woldn believe "
A: "That's nice. Thank you"
Q: "You want to gat to gether with a few boys?"
A: "Not sure what you mean"
Q: "More than one guy yaknow?"
A: "*lol* Well I've done that before. How many 'guys' and where are you? I really don't think it's likely!"
Q: "There's five of us. Would you be happy if we took turns?"
A: "Erm, no, not really but thanks for the offer. Do I guess right that you're in the USA?"

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Originally posted by Turd_Ferguson

I'm appalled.... poor BiBi ....you really shouldn't have to put up with shit like this

Turd - I've just realised - is your avatar a turd fucking a weetabix???

a pint of cider, my goodness must be a west country lass.. ahh maybe not as you would have called it scrumpy

a magniers on ice will that do?

Nah, Strongbow, a pint of water and a double vodka

(And I'm a Northerner)

i've only ever gotten one remotely entertaining pm and it went like this (keep in mind never heard of this person before and they say they are a female):

Them: how are you?
Me: i'm fine, you?
Them: great...
Me: that's good, so what's going on in your corner of the world
T: nothing, im a little drunkk )) what about you?
M: no, unfortunately i'm not drunk, i've only had a couple beers
T: okkkkkkk
M: drinking alone tonight?
T: yep my husband is sleeping
etc.... just lots of drunken rambling

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then there was this one i got from a guy after i started one of the big game threads and called it "still going nothing outlasts the big game. e22" as a parody of the energizer battery thing, so then i find this in my inbox:

Them: Hey 'nerdboy' God's love outlasts your game

so of course my reply was....

Me: did you send an email to energizer letting them know that, they might be interested?

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Originally posted by BiBiBaby

Found a couple more. There are over 1000 to go through but hopefully you guys will find a few that are funny.

Q: "Will you do some privite pics for me?"
A: "Maybe. What kind of private pics? What do I get out of it? And it helps to say please..."
Q: "I wanna see pics of you putting stuff up your asshole"
A: "And what did you forget?"
Q: "Sorry. Like bottles and stuff"
A: "No, you forgot something else"
Q: "Well vibrators I guess. I wanna see fingers and stuff too"
A: "No, you've missed the point. You're still forgetting something important"
Q: "Hell yeah, Id love to see you taking a cock up your ass"

The best one for sure glad i am not on that list i dont think i have ever sent a PM though

Quote:

Originally posted by nerdboy

i've only ever gotten one remotely entertaining pm and it went like this (keep in mind never heard of this person before and they say they are a female):

Them: how are you?
Me: i'm fine, you?
Them: great...
Me: that's good, so what's going on in your corner of the world
T: nothing, im a little drunkk )) what about you?
M: no, unfortunately i'm not drunk, i've only had a couple beers
T: okkkkkkk
M: drinking alone tonight?
T: yep my husband is sleeping
etc.... just lots of drunken rambling

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then there was this one i got from a guy after i started one of the big game threads and called it "still going nothing outlasts the big game. e22" as a parody of the energizer battery thing, so then i find this in my inbox:

Them: Hey 'nerdboy' God's love outlasts your game

so of course my reply was....

Me: did you send an email to energizer letting them know that, they might be interested?

Timmahoney

that had to be a while back, he's banned

Quote:

Originally posted by BiBiBaby

Nah, Strongbow, a pint of water and a double vodka

(And I'm a Northerner)

all in one glass, jesus you're hard!

just over a month ago actually (the timmahoney).

then there was this quality pm a few days ago

Them: For the longest time I thought your avatar was of a strange looking walrus. Just now I saw that is was a Star Trek ship.


i wish i could find the pic of my old avatar to put up here for you guys because where he saw a walrus is beyond me entirely