Funny PMs...

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Originally posted by Vesuvius

[reply=Ascaris]
Yeah. 3 hours lecture about female anatomy. Ves is performing naked, with a stiffy.

Like you don't get a stiffy when you look at the female anatomy? Since I have pics of girls AND live ones in my lecture it's not more than right I get to let Petter-Niklas out too.
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OK, that is understandable. When is the next lecture?

TEACH ME DADDY!

Quote:

Originally posted by Ascaris

OK, that is understandable. When is the next lecture?

TEACH ME DADDY!

Since you obviously go out and tell everyone I won't tell you.

Now go back to the car forum and stay there.

^^^

:: waits for the P2P release of naughty professor II ::

Ok, so do you guys have the Britney Sex Tape? Watching it would make waiting for naughty prof II much easier...

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Originally posted by ElFilipo

Ok, so do you guys have the Britney Sex Tape?

Yeah, I was the director. You can't see me in that one though.

Quote:

Originally posted by Ascaris

[reply=Vesuvius]
[reply=Ascaris]
Yeah. 3 hours lecture about female anatomy. Ves is performing naked, with a stiffy.

Like you don't get a stiffy when you look at the female anatomy? Since I have pics of girls AND live ones in my lecture it's not more than right I get to let Petter-Niklas out too.
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OK, that is understandable. When is the next lecture?

TEACH ME DADDY!
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Daddy??? Oooohhh...

Oh, by the way, anyone got any funny PMs to post?

:: waits for the bibi uncovered movie ::

I'd post that PM that you sent me TJ but I don't kiss and tell!(K)

Quote:

Originally posted by Ascaris

:: waits for the bibi uncovered movie ::

Movie will be sorted out as soon as I can work out how to do it. IF I can work out how to do it. It will be sent to a certain number of WBW members (yes, you're included Ascaris) It will be by email and I'll contact each person first. Sorry there's no sound, but it's around 5 mins of me masturbating. That okay???

Anyway, has anyone got any funny PMs to share?

haha first time seeing this thread one of the funniest one ive seen in awhile ...a fuckin foot ball so did he mean the round euro style or mayhaps the american oblonged one, think that one would be eaiser! lol

Quote:

Originally posted by BiBiBaby

Movie will be sorted out as soon as I can work out how to do it. IF I can work out how to do it. It will be sent to a certain number of WBW members (yes, you're included Ascaris) It will be by email and I'll contact each person first. Sorry there's no sound, but it's around 5 mins of me masturbating. That okay???

Hell yeah! I'm waiting for it.

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Originally posted by Dasvader

haha first time seeing this thread one of the funniest one ive seen in awhile ...a fuckin foot ball so did he mean the round euro style or mayhaps the american obloneged one, think that one would be eaiser! lol

He was Ukrainian or something, so I think he meant a 'soccer' ball I wouldn't even attempt an American football!

I'd have trouble with a baseball! Have any of you guys tried forcing a golfball up your arse? No, don't answer that...

OK boys (you know who I'm talkin' about) cut the chit chat and stay on topic.

The PM's are funny and disturbing, I can't believe there are WBW'ers that would talk like that.

I've had HUGE amount of these lately Thanks to tickles and j0lly.

Subject: britney tape
Message:

you got her tape? if you could send it to me, that would be great.

thanks

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This is from different person, he doesn't even tell me what it's about

Subject: (no subject)
Message:

i wish it was real...i wud watch it

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Subject: Hi
Message:

Can you send me a link to the Britney sex tape. Thanks.

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And it just keeps going.

But this was the best for awhile. Some german n00b, never even seen him in the forums sent me this

Subject: Hey
Message:

Hey ascaris how is it going?

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I bet BiBi gets a million PM's now about getting that video.

Just found a few more...

Q: "Hey babe, you ever had a black dick?"
A: "I haven't got a dick*
Q: "Would you like one?"
A: "Not really. I'd be a boy then"
Q: "But you like a black one?"
A: "Sorry, I don't think you understand - then I'd be a white girl with a black dick. I'd look odd"
Q: "You look fuckin odd anyways bitch"
A: "But you think I'd look better with a black dick?
Q: "Hell yeah"
A: "Sings *The Hills are alive with the sound of music*"
Q: "Fuck you ma'm, no offense meant ha!"
A: "NUN taken :P"

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Originally posted by TheItch

I bet BiBi gets a million PM's now about getting that video.

I already have a list of the guys who will get the vid. It's not a big list and I won't be adding to it. It's people who have been really sweet to me from the start and guys who've tried to help finding my Snow pics. I just hope I can sort the video out

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Originally posted by BiBiBaby

Q: "Can you send me some pics of you peeing to *******@hotmail.com"
A: "Yes, of course, what would you like me to be wearing while I pee?"

Thank you for not showing my E-mail address BiBi. Wear whatever you like pet. Just SEND THE PICS !

That's okay Zippo. Don't trip over your feet on your way out :P