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Funny PMs...

Starter: BiBiBaby Posted: 18 years ago Views: 12.1K
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#2825825
Lvl 7
Q: How big is your clit?
A: No offence, but why should I tell you?
Q: Just wanted to know
A: Well, it's a long answer
Q: Tell me please
A: Clitorises come in many different sizes and shapes. In many women, the head of the clitoris, or glans, is about the same size and shape as a pea, but some are smaller and some are bigger — some are as large as a small finger. The head of the clitoris may be hidden within the folds of the labia, barely poking out, or it may hang far below them. The clitoris varies in color from pink to brownish black. All these variations are normal. The head of the clitoris sits at the end of a long internal shaft and network of nerves that extend up to five inches inside the body. The shaft separates into two legs that straddle each side of the vagina. Many people do not realise but the major part of the clitoris (female equivalent to the penis) is stored internally. You may see just a pea-sized thing externally, but there could be up to 5 inches internally, maybe more. In other words, many women have bigger 'dicks' than some men...
Q: Oh. Okay. So you have a bigger dick than me. Thanks for answering.

*SWEET*
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#2825826
Lvl 33
some of them are really very funny. thanks for sharing them
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#2825827
Lvl 7
You're welcome Sexghost and thank you. Here are some more...

Q: You're a Man City fan?
A: Yup
Q: Why not Man Utd?
A: Because I support Man City
Q: Are you a poof?
A: Yup, I love dick
Q: So your a poof?
A: By your definition I suppose so...
Q: But your profile sez your a girl
A: I am
Q: So how can you be a poof then
A: I fuck girls too
Q: Gotta meet more City fans
A: Cool

I LIKED THAT ONE!
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#2825828
Lvl 7
Q: Did ne one tell u that u look like cameron diaz?
A: yeah, when I was thinner
Q: You still do even though your fat
A: You think I'm fat?
Q: No thats not what I meant. Just if your bigger now you still look like her
A: You're not very good at compliments, are you?
Q: No sorry. I'm not used to this
A: Do you have a girlfriend?
Q: No
A: Advice sweetheart - next time you try to talk to a girl, keep the compliments but DON'T mention the 'F' word
Q: Whats the F word?
A: FAT. FUCKING FAT. JUST DON'T SAY IT, OKAY????
Q: Okay I won't. Please dont be cross
A: Sorry. Just mention a girl's GOOD points, yeah?
Q: Okay. Thanks for advice

*BLESS HIM*
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#2825829
Lvl 7
Q: How many guys have you fucked?
A: Some
Q: No go on tell me
A: Why?
Q: cos I wanna know
A: Why do you want to know? What difference would it make?
Q: Just wanna know
A: Sorry, not telling!
Q: So how many girls have you fucked?
A: Some
Q: Just tell me
A: Why?
Q: cos I really wanna know
A: Why do you 'really' want to know?
Q: Just do
A: In that case, you like to see lots of pics of naked girls?
Q: Oh yea
A: You want me to tell you a website that has some of my pics?
Q: Sure
A: www.whatboyswant.com
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#2825830
Lvl 7
Surely some other people have received some funny PMs? Maybe you've deleted them? If you can remember, please post them. I'm not trying to embarrass the guys that sent them (which is why screen names are blocked).
I received a couple from a guy today and it was really funny, but unfortunately, if I posted the messages, his screen name would be very obvious...
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#2825831
Lvl 7
Q: I like all your pictures you are very hot women.
A: Thanks
Q: Will you do modelling for me?
A: Maybe. Where are you from? What kind of modelling?
Q: I am in Georgia. Maybe I crucify you
A: Georgia? USA? And CRUCIFY me???
Q: Only make beleive and I am in Georgia old part of Soviet Republic
A: So you want me to travel to Georgia, get nails stuck through my hands and feet, be tortured then go home again?
Q: Not nails Is ropes.
A: And that's supposed to make me feel better?
Q: Sorry Maybe I have problems with langauge. I pay you come to Georgia and you are photo for me crucified
A: Sorry, not really my thing.
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#2825832
Lvl 9
Maybe you should change your screen name to Madonna.

The only funny ones I've gotten so far went like this:
****: Is your avatar your GF??
Me: No, but my GF did give me the pic.
****: Well, do you know the girl?
Me: No, my GF just sent it to me.
****: Oh. Well, do you know where I could find her?

(I assume he meant pictures, but who knows... )

...And so on. I've gotten quite a few like this. One in-tell-y-junt PM'er even went so far as to suggest that it was ME.
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#2825833
Lvl 9
PS--Love the "Brit" humor, it's just a little too blunt over here
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#2825834
Lvl 10
that mouse needs to go
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#2825835
Lvl 7
Thanks for that Mo.

And franklin - which mouse? There are TWO of them! It's my favourite avatar so far and was made for me especially. I might change it sometime though.
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#2825836
Lvl 9
Sorry franklin, but the mice are awesome. I remember watching that with my little brother.
(Sigh)
Good times.
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#2825837
Lvl 7
Okay, another couple...

Q: Hiya sexy. What's your job?
A: Being sexy *lol*
Q: No but really what do you do?
A: I work in a lab
Q: What kind of thing do you do in a lab?
A: I test things for bacteria, viral infections and other fauna.
Q: So what do you test?
A: Urine, faeces, sputum, wound seepages, semen, cerebro-spinal fluids, etc.
Q: You're not sexy anymore
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#2825838
Lvl 6
Quote:
Originally posted by BiBiBaby

Okay, another couple...

Q: Hiya sexy. What's your job?
A: Being sexy *lol*
Q: No but really what do you do?
A: I work in a lab
Q: What kind of thing do you do in a lab?
A: I test things for bacteria, viral infections and other fauna.
Q: So what do you test?
A: Urine, faeces, sputum, wound seepages, semen, cerebro-spinal fluids, etc.
Q: You're not sexy anymore




hehehe,,,, guess he had no stomach for it,,,,
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#2825839
Lvl 7
Q: Can I ask you a question?
A: You just did
Q: An embarrassing one.
A: Who will be embarrassed?
Q: Mainly me I think.
A: Hmmm... okay...
Q: Do you think it's normal for a guy to wear girls panties and masturbate while looking at your pictures?
A: On this site it's probably normal
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#2825840
Lvl 22
..good thread...i have 10 pages of p.m.'s but no funny ones like these!!
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#2825841
Lvl 7
Thanks azdesertrat Trouble is, in the first six months of being here, I seem to have attracted all the strange PMs. I don't mind at all though, as they provide funny content for this thread!
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#2825842
Lvl 25
Fab! and i thought it was just me got the funnies! xx
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#2825843
Lvl 28
Quote:
Originally posted by BiBiBaby

Q: Can I ask you a question?
A: You just did
Q: An embarrassing one.
A: Who will be embarrassed?
Q: Mainly me I think.
A: Hmmm... okay...
Q: Do you think it's normal for a guy to wear girls panties and masturbate while looking at your pictures?
A: On this site it's probably normal


Thats fuckin creeeeeepy.
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#2825844
Lvl 7
Quote:
Originally posted by monicamonica

Fab! and i thought it was just me got the funnies! xx


Monica - why not post some in this thread? If you do, please hide the identity of whoever PM'd you!
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