Funny PMs...

Seriously some of those guys are just freaks or idiots! They are probably 40 and still live in their mom's basement and the only sex they get is with their hand.

I have 100 pages of PM's. Maybe I should remove some of them. But there are really priceless shit from 2004.

Bibi, if you want the real deal besides the video, you know where to find me.

See you in your mum's basement Ascaris

In the meantime...

Q: "Are you from the USA?"
A: "No, England. Have a look at the little flag under my name"
Q: "Where is that?"
A: "Under my name"
Q: "Whats your name?"
A: "You PMd me. So surely you know?"
Q: "PIMPDADDY right?"
A: "No, that's my forum rank"
Q: "So what is your name?"
A: "You clicked on it to PM me..."
Q: "But what is it?"
A: "Vesuvius. PM me again sometime"

Actually, did you ever get a PM V?

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Originally posted by Ascaris

I have 100 pages of PM's. Maybe I should remove some of them. But there are really priceless shit from 2004.

Bibi, if you want the real deal besides the video, you know where to find me.

So POST some Ascaris - funny thread... hmm? Go On... Be naughty...

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Originally posted by Ascaris

[reply=ElFilipo]
As usual I'm the only one that misses all the fun. Wanna trade for a Watty vid?

That's not a fair bargain. We all know watty isn't interesting.
[/reply]

Wanna trade for Jolly and Kanzen's honeymoon sex tape video then?


Oh, and great thread Bibi

Thanx for cheering me up Bi...some very funny stuff there!

While I'm here... why do I have to put up with 'PIMPDADDY'? Why Can't I be 'PIMPMOMMY'?

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Originally posted by Punly

Quote:

Q: "Hey babe we could be sooo good together"
A: "Are you Barry White?"
Q: "Who?"
A: "Barry White, the fat soul singer with the deep voice"
Q: "I aint fat bitch. How did you know my name is Barry?"

that sure was priceless !

funny thread bibi.

Note to self do not send TJ any freaky PM's because she may post them! Maybe you could be a PimpLady!

bibibaby, seeing as you are from our side of the water shouldnt you be ' pimp mummy'

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Originally posted by foxyboy

Thanx for cheering me up Bi...some very funny stuff there!

Sorry you need cheering up Foxy

Perhaps this one will help:

Q: "Your breasts are very lovely and I like to see a bald pussy. I want to pull out all off your pussy hairs with my teeth one at a time"
A: "That's nice. Thanks for the comment about my boobs, but I think athat kind of haircut would hurt a bit too much"
Q: "You know you want it babe"
A: "Want what?"
Q: "Me going down on you and just tugging at those pussy hairs"
A: "Have you ever seen the cartoon called 'Stop The Pidgeon'?"
Q: "Huh?"
A: "Dastardly and Muttley?"
Q: "Huh?"
A: "Ever heard how Muttley sounds when he laughs?"
Q: "Huh?"
A: "You don't wnat to shave a pussy with your teeth"
Q: "Huh?"
(AT THIS POINT I GAVE UP...)

Q: "Hi hun How many holes do you have?"
A: "Hello. What do you mean?"
Q: "Well, think about it, how many holes do you have in your body?"
A: "You really want me to answer that?"
Q: "Just a bit of fun. See if you get it right"
A: "Erm. Well, mouth, two nostrils, two ears, arsehole, vagina and urethra? That's 8"
Q: "Shit you're good. Most girls forget their peehole."

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Originally posted by Greg-uk

bibibaby, seeing as you are from our side of the water shouldnt you be ' pimp mummy'

Yes Greg, but then I'd get PMs about it...

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Originally posted by BiBiBaby

See you in your mum's basement Ascaris

There is no place like that. You have false information.

I need to do a hard search through my PM's and maybe I'll find something to post.

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Originally posted by Vorphraguptor

Wanna trade for Jolly and Kanzen's honeymoon sex tape video then?

Hmm. That sounds quite interesting. Which one of them was the bride?

Nobody has ever PMed me

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Originally posted by Ascaris

[reply=Vorphraguptor]
Wanna trade for Jolly and Kanzen's honeymoon sex tape video then?

Hmm. That sounds quite interesting. Which one of them was the bride?
[/reply]

Both of them were

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Originally posted by Greg-uk

Nobody has ever PMed me

They have now Greg

Quote:

Originally posted by Vorphraguptor

Both of them were

I just had a little puke in my mouth.

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Originally posted by Ascaris

[reply=Vorphraguptor]
Both of them were

I just had a little puke in my mouth.
[/reply]

Understandable.

Soo.. wanna trade?

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Originally posted by Ascaris

[reply=Vorphraguptor]
Both of them were

I just had a little puke in my mouth.
[/reply]

Ascaris - when I come round, remind me not to kiss you ewww...

until the op i had pms now i dont