Funny PMs...

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Originally posted by BiBiBaby

Q: "Id love to spread strawberry jelly round your asshole and lick it off"
A: "No thanks, I don't do strawberry"

What can I say, I like Strawberry jam

I suppose I should have said, "Sorry, I don't like people putting jam on my arsehole, let alone licking it off." I should have known certain friends would never let that one lie *sigh*

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Q. Got any pictures of Ascaris in the nude

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Originally posted by BiBiBaby

I suppose I should have said, "Sorry, I don't like people putting jam on my arsehole, let alone licking it off." I should have known certain friends would never let that one lie *sigh*

Oh no, you can't lie with jam up your port hole the sheets would be in a right old state!!

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Originally posted by Bigdaddydiesel

Q. Got any pictures of Ascaris in the nude

I'm flattered.

You've seen my sheets after an unexpected jam moment??? I'll never live it down

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Q: "Hey babe we could be sooo good together"
A: "Are you Barry White?"
Q: "Who?"
A: "Barry White, the fat soul singer with the deep voice"
Q: "I aint fat bitch. How did you know my name is Barry?"

Ahh, the joys of being one of the handfull of women on this site. Definitely some hobbies needed for a few of those lads.

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Originally posted by Bigdaddydiesel

Q. Do you have the Keeley video
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times 365

very sick people here, deletes all PM

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Originally posted by Punly

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Q: "Hey babe we could be sooo good together"
A: "Are you Barry White?"
Q: "Who?"
A: "Barry White, the fat soul singer with the deep voice"
Q: "I aint fat bitch. How did you know my name is Barry?"

BDD sings Lou Rawls

Thanks guys.

Oh and BDD - when are you going to send me that Keeley video? I asked God knows how many times

From a month ago:

Q: "Happy xmas babe I hope santa fills your stockings with something cool"
A: "Thanks. Happy Christmas to you too "
Q: "If santa don't fill your stockings may I?"
A: "You want to wear my stockings?"

Q: "Are Santa Caluse little friends going to leave you something special this year"
A: "If I come on on Christmas Day I'll be pissed off"
Q: "Coming on Christmas Day must be every girls wish"

Oh and BDD... about that Ascaris video... PM me

how many PM´s do you have?

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Originally posted by BiBiBaby

Oh and BDD... about that Ascaris video... PM me

You have a video of me?

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Originally posted by Ascaris

[reply=BiBiBaby]
Oh and BDD... about that Ascaris video... PM me

You have a video of me?
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who doesnt?

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Originally posted by j0lly

[reply=Ascaris]
[reply=BiBiBaby]
Oh and BDD... about that Ascaris video... PM me

You have a video of me?
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who doesnt?
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As usual I'm the only one that misses all the fun. Wanna trade for a Watty vid?

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Originally posted by ElFilipo

As usual I'm the only one that misses all the fun. Wanna trade for a Watty vid?

That's not a fair bargain. We all know watty isn't interesting.

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Originally posted by kyosho

how many PM´s do you have?

At one point over 1700. I've been deleting them today, which was when I had the idea to post the funny ones. Still got a few to go...