Q: if i`d like to see a cheap slut nude, i go to a pub and buy her a beer....
A: Yup. A German pub
A: Yup. A German pub
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HungLikEaChamp 18 years ago
Rofl... Makes me wanna put 
just to get funny shit like this.
just to get funny shit like this.
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hakrat18 18 years ago
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Originally posted by BiBiBaby
Q: "Hey babe we could be sooo good together"
A: "Are you Barry White?"
Q: "Who?"
A: "Barry White, the fat soul singer with the deep voice"
Q: "I aint fat bitch. How did you know my name is Barry?"
thats by far the funniest one!
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Fedecat 18 years ago
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TickLes 18 years ago
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Originally posted by Fedecat
Some people here needs some therapy
we all do
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VicVega 18 years ago
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Originally posted by BiBiBaby
Q: "You have nice wet pussy"
A: "Thank you. I presume you've seen my 'How wet can she get pics?'"
Q: "What?"
A: "My pictures"
Q: "What pictures?"
A: "The pics of me tied up? The wet ones?"
Q: "You have pics like that?"
A: "Yes. I thought that was what you were talking about"
Q: "There's pics of you like that? Where?"
A: "On the website"
Q: "What website?"
A: "This one"
Q: "Where hunny?"
A: "Search"
Q: "Where?"
A: "On this website. Go to the 'search forums' link"
Q "Where's that?"
A: "Oh for goodness sake, work it out for yourself. Goodnight" (Must have been in a bad mood that night!)
priceless.
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kbutch 18 years ago
@bibi
you fucking rule XD
, that is the funniest shit XD
you fucking rule XD
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BiBiBaby 18 years ago
Kbutch - sending me spoof funny PMs wont get me to post them in this thread... 
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just got this one today and i have no idea what it is about:
my answer:
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Quote:
Originally posted by from PM
You are one nasty man, I hope you get bad karma!
Ouch...
my answer:
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BiBiBaby 18 years ago
You've never been nasty to me Jolly. In fact you've always been sweet and very helpful. Ignore him 
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BiBiBaby 18 years ago
Q: 'is bernard your full name or is it short/long for something?'
A: 'It's short for Beatrice Emily Rhona Nuala Amy Rhiannon Deanna. So I use the initials that make up 'Bernard' '
Q: 'Holy crap, poor girl, i feel with you when you have to fill out applications and such XD'
I think he knew I was teasing...
A: 'It's short for Beatrice Emily Rhona Nuala Amy Rhiannon Deanna. So I use the initials that make up 'Bernard' '
Q: 'Holy crap, poor girl, i feel with you when you have to fill out applications and such XD'
I think he knew I was teasing...
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BiBiBaby 18 years ago
It's been a few days, so of course, I have some more...
Q: Are you a guy or a girl?
A: Look at my 'sex' symbol'
Q: Yeah. Are you a guy or a girl?
A: Search the forums for my 'proof' pics'
Q: Yeah I did
A: And?
Q: Are you a guy or a girl?
A: Girl.
Q: Really?
A: Yup
Q: so you wanna fuck?
A: Nope
Q: Are you a guy or a girl?
A: Look at my 'sex' symbol'
Q: Yeah. Are you a guy or a girl?
A: Search the forums for my 'proof' pics'
Q: Yeah I did
A: And?
Q: Are you a guy or a girl?
A: Girl.
Q: Really?
A: Yup
Q: so you wanna fuck?
A: Nope
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BiBiBaby 18 years ago
Q: I saw your clit
A: Yeah, probably
Q: No really. It was posted here
A: I know. I posted it
A: Yeah, probably
Q: No really. It was posted here
A: I know. I posted it
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BiBiBaby 18 years ago
Q: So are you relly bisexul?
A: No, I'm bisexual
Q: Whats the diffrence?
A: No, I'm bisexual
Q: Whats the diffrence?
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BiBiBaby 18 years ago
Q: Will you marry me
A: Sorry, I don't even know you!
Q: Thats not stopped many people in the past bitch
A: How many times have you been married?
Q: 3
A: Any idea why the first three failed?
Q: They were just bitches
A: Welcome to bith number four - f**k off
A: Sorry, I don't even know you!
Q: Thats not stopped many people in the past bitch
A: How many times have you been married?
Q: 3
A: Any idea why the first three failed?
Q: They were just bitches
A: Welcome to bith number four - f**k off
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BiBiBaby 18 years ago
Q: How many fingers can you fit up your c**t?
A: All ten of mine if I want to, but none of yours. Bye...
A: All ten of mine if I want to, but none of yours. Bye...
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Quote:
Originally posted by BiBiBaby
Q: Will you marry me
A: Sorry, I don't even know you!
Q: Thats not stopped many people in the past bitch
A: How many times have you been married?
Q: 3
A: Any idea why the first three failed?
Q: They were just bitches
A: Welcome to bith number four - f**k off
id like to know who that fucker was..
to see if his PM language match his forum language
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BiBiBaby 18 years ago
Q: Your very beatiful can i meat you?
A: You mean 'meet' me?
Q: Yes
A: Where do you live?
Q: Ukraine is that problem?
A: I can't go to the Ukraine, sorry
Q: You are from UK? You have money and can take me to UK
A: Come over, get a job as a builder's assistant, when you make your first million, email me.
Q: You tell me how I do this?
A: Try Google...
A: You mean 'meet' me?
Q: Yes
A: Where do you live?
Q: Ukraine is that problem?
A: I can't go to the Ukraine, sorry
Q: You are from UK? You have money and can take me to UK
A: Come over, get a job as a builder's assistant, when you make your first million, email me.
Q: You tell me how I do this?
A: Try Google...
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BiBiBaby 18 years ago
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Originally posted by Latino
[reply=BiBiBaby]
Q: Will you marry me
A: Sorry, I don't even know you!
Q: Thats not stopped many people in the past bitch
A: How many times have you been married?
Q: 3
A: Any idea why the first three failed?
Q: They were just bitches
A: Welcome to bith number four - f**k off
id like to know who that fucker was..
to see if his PM language match his forum language
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Thanks Latino, but I don't give away my sources. Yeah, some of these guys are innocent, some misunderstood, some rude, some stupid but as far as I'm concerned, all funny! It's nice to know that I have a few special guys here who look after me, but I'm not as pathetic as I may sometimes seem
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Originally posted by BiBiBaby
Q: Your very beatiful can i meat you?
A: You mean 'meet' me?
Q: Yes
A: Where do you live?
Q: Ukraine is that problem?
A: I can't go to the Ukraine, sorry
Q: You are from UK? You have money and can take me to UK
A: Come over, get a job as a builder's assistant, when you make your first million, email me.
Q: You tell me how I do this?
A: Try Google...
oh....dont think of you as pathetic, i just hate it when they use the word bitch in PM's cause the know mods cant check PM's to bitchslap them..im sure you can very well look after yourself
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