Finish the Sentence vol. Onety-Seven (A New Beginning)

Once upon a time...

in a land that was void of water, fish, and bait boys...

(DEMOlished at the very start )

... and monks and lesbians, where there was not a drop of fun to be found, there emerged a...

.....a moldy pile of discontinuous compost known as the.....

..."Serious Shit", which...

came with a disclaimer that read.....

......( the rest of this thread stinks ? ....better start with something else..)

...so needless to say, that end of town was avoided by the local hunting guide, Bust'm, a tall sturdy looking chap, who'd escaped to these mountains in order to run from his past ...

as a strong man in the circus, his ex-wife the...

... Magnificent Matilda, who swung through the air with the greatest of ease, left him for a trapeze partner, nicknamed "Opossum", with a prehensile penis...

....which was just what the Bearded Lady, aka "magnificent Matilda" loved about that banana eating primate that.......

...Opposum kept in his trailer. Bust'm should have known a woman who liked to swing like Matilda would soon be swayed by things far to bizarre for this humble marksman...

What tha.....

My, my, my... Look who the fine marksman brought with him..

(That's muh girl, yessiree)

... a fine young lady by the name of Miss D, who'd been kidnapped by some wayward women, but she escaped and picked up his trail on the outskirts of Vegas. Making a new home high in the Sierra Nevada's, Bust'm & Miss D were always watchful for...

......the Magnificent Matilda, who with her hairball anatomy er....notion of fashion blended perectly into the mountain forests looking for her dear Bust'm....her dearest Big Foot. Meanwhile, the ever lovely F. was sitting on the beach drinking lovely umbrella beverages and looking at this poor fellows short lived joy via DOD satellite down link. For the big MM was a jealous lover and when she found her beloved Bust'm, drama would follow......

unless the Bust could think quick (doubtful) or run faster than a pissed-off grizzly (even more so) or....

....seize this opportunity to mate with the she-bear that he always dreamed of......

... or find the legendary, elusive, holy man, a Monk of some sorts, that legend says lived in these woods...

.......and who lived on the run.....

from what ? He could not say, only that the.....