Who the fuck are you?

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Originally posted by ThreadKiller

8. ASS MAN

No shit, by the way your threads look, i would have sworn you were a boob man

Posting on page 9 makes me feel like I'm using everyone else's answers.

I. I'm a pessimist
II. I like to be left alone
III. I like 60's, 70's & 80's music
IV. I like making lists with Roman Numerals
V. I'm selfish
VI. I'm a perfectionist
VII. I don't care what other people think about me
VIII. I don't drink or smoke
IX. Porn doesn't really do much for me
X. It's Mopar or no car for me (I'll only own Chrysler products)
XI. I hate it when people don't get it
XII. I hate winter/snow/cold
XIII. I race riding lawn mowers for a hobby
XIV. I'm hungry
XV. Lists like this take me forever to complete. This took me about 30 minutes.

1. Color-Red (not super picky though)
2. Married- 15 years...she's the best thing that ever happened to me (but drives me crazy from time to time)
3. I'm REALLY into cycling (with pedals).. I was in that industry for many years, raced and am married to an ex-racer (she was actually good at it).
4. I had my own business for almost twenty years and am very happy about that.
5. I am currently semi retired...getting ready to start a new business later this year
6. I am one of the luckiest people I know (I got to skate off for almost 5 years now!!)..I'm pretty lucky in casino's too
7. My greatest fear is jury duty..because I HATE to sit still for very long and I'm claustrophobic
8. In the last few years my closest friends have drifted away: One just became TO religious and bigoted (I HATE racism), another moved out of state and another just couldn't get off drugs. I've had a couple of other friends die from drugs and alcohol.
9. I used to drink, do drugs and smoke a LOT..but have "cleaned" up for many years
10. I have been a vegetarian for almost 15 years...and I LOVE to cook (lots of pasta and burritos)
11. I am pretty well read politically and historically..I believe that if locked into a room with just about anybody, that isn't a total bigot or is completely financially motivated, I can bring you around to my leftist ways
12. I am adopted and sometimes get down when people talk about their bloodlines.
13. I listen to music almost the the whole time from waking to sleeping. Love- Jazz, blues, reggae, rock mostly
14. I just moved back from living for 3 years on a Caribbean island and it was the coolest thing, and one of the weirdest things, I've ever done and probably ever will do.
15. Except for the Caribbean thing..I've lived all my life in Colorado and love it here. Will be moving to a small mountain town. Life-long Bronco fan!!!
16. I grew up next to the "projects", my middle school has a police station in it...but my parents taught me the importance of reading and a semantics teacher taught me the power of the right words
17. I'm thanking Fefe for starting this thread
18. I am stopping before you guys tell me you will be charging for the therapy session*












*I'm an armchair psychologist

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Originally posted by caribonz

19. I have Finnish Hakkapeliitta tires on my mountain bike

Word up!

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Originally posted by Ascaris

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19. I have Finnish Hakkapeliitta tires on my mountain bike

Word up!
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Perkele bro...Perkele

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Originally posted by caribonz

*I'm an armchair psychologist

i Don't believe that for a minute Dr bonz

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Originally posted by Demonicmale

[reply=caribonz]
*I'm an armchair psychologist

i Don't believe that for a minute Dr bonz
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and how does that make you feel


(shoot Demi-Deems...I forgot my coffee obsession...I better get into therapy and find out who I really am )

1. I love ass!
2. If I'm not driving fast, theres something wrong.
3. Im a total beach bum.
4. Corona is my favorite kind of beer.
5. Iam Spencers #1 customer.
6. Originally from Florida.
7. I love to bite people!
8. WBW is one of my fav sites.
9. Love playing in the rain.
10. Having sex in the rain is kool too
11. Been to Hong Kong and partied my ass off.
12. Currently in the Military.
13. Me and alcohol, we tight
14. Runnin out of things to say.
15. Pong is the number 1 game of all time

Perkele bonz, I need yer help. Let's have a big cup or perkele and start talking. It's fucking 5:25am and I'm still here

1. Probably be easier to name off colors I don't like,neon colors,stupid Hawaiian,Florida type shirt
colors etc.
2. Like action,drama movies,with tits and ass and kicking ass in them,shooting,killing,etc.
3. Been married once for 9 years and bailed out due to lack of interest on my part. Don't fully trust fems
after 23 years of still being single but boy oh boy do I enjoy them when I can!
4. I will help your stupid ass anytime you need it just don't take me for granted ok? No need to repay me
but if I ever need help, be willing!!
5. My parents,grandparents,most aunts and uncles are now deceased and I miss everyone of them to no end.
Luckily I have my three older brothers around still.
6. I get pissed at fems of any age or stature that think men older than them are somehow incapable of
being any fun in the sack or in a relationship. (grrr) Try one once,you may be surprised!
7. I love horsepower(definitely not horses though),offroad racing,drags,and weaponry of all types.
8. I am self sufficent,low maintenence,own my own house, vehicles (pickup,2 motorcycles,snowmobile). The
latest newest trends of anything mean nothing to me and hopefully never do. I am completely debt free!
My house,space are always clean and orderly but not to the point of being anal.
9. I can't stand people from other countries that move over here and raise hell if we don't adapt our ways
to suit their other way of living that they had in the other country. Don't like here? Move back!
10. I absolutely hate regular programmed tv from say 6-10 o'clock. Sitcoms,reality shows,crime scene shows
hospital/operating shit,judge judy,you name it I'll hate it! Hmmm, wonder why I live alone
South Park rules though!!!!!
11. I am not like denial people, shit may happen and when it does go with the flow,nothing you could have
done about it anyway. Most people see things black and white,I see the whole color spectrum and my in-
put generally isn't heard because of it.
12. I am a motorcycle/atv technician and have the best boss in the world even though he is ten years
younger than me. I know what hard physical labor is and have done 14 years of it but I liked it! Makes
me really appreciate the job I have now. Thanks boss
13 My belief in life is: people should contribute to society, such as work, pay taxes(yuch),make as much
money as one wants to make. If you don't like these ideas please move to another country as I am
tired of paying for your lazy worthless ass so you can have most things that I do without you
working at all!
14. Most of my friends don't know it but for the right women I would do anything for her the rest of my
life.
15. I am not a crowd person. I love to go camping during the time of year when families are getting kids
ready for back to school etc. But, to go to a mall when it is crowded and take in all the eyecandy,
now that is another thing! I hate smoking,I dabble with rum and coke once in awhile,but don't live
for it.
16. Fefe,can you tell I am Aries too?

1.Fovourite colour purple.then black.
2.I am way too sensitive.
3.I love my 2 kids with a passion.
4.I love to laugh,and make people laugh.
5.Am divorced,and doubt I will ever be in another serious relationship.(well at this stage)
6.Havn't been laid in ages,although did get offered by chicks way younger than me.
7.Consider myself unattractive.
8.My favourite team is the Otago highlanders(although they don't deserve it).
9.I love sport,have played beach volleyball,am into karate,and have a passion for downhill mountainbiking.
10.Love women,but why is it that older guys just can't go past perving at the younger chicks bodies.yummy
11.Am an eternal optimist.
12.I was never a people person,even though I had to work with the public,but am trying to rectify this one.
13.I have a very short fuse when I feel I am being unjustly critisized,and need to stay cool and control myself,am working hard on the road rage thing too.May be winning cos some phuk cut me off this morning and I was only mildly irritated.YEAH!
14.Could definately have been considered selfish in the past.
15.I need to love,and I need to give love.

1.) My favorite color is black.
2.) My favorite food is chinese (hunan chicken w/ chicken lo mein).
3.) My worst fear I guess would be failure.
4.) The hardest thing for me to do is trust... specifically women.
5.) My 2nd worst fear would be being alone/lonely.
6.) It scares me that I have nothing I am truly passionate about.
7.) My best quality is my personality, many people agree with this.
8.) I am genuine but feel obsolete.
9.) I am a hopeless romantic, and these days that sucks.
10.) I actually hate people these days... but at least I hate them all equally.
11.) I can not have sex with one woman at a time... thank god for my fiancee and her "friends".
12.) I am addicted to Dunkin Donuts Iced Coffee & Coffee Coolattas.
13.) I truly feel that overall asian women are the hottest (with some exceptions).
14.) My favorite part of sex is the "ORAL" part (giving & receiving).
15.) My 2 Favorite sexual positions are "Doggy" and "Cowgirl".
16.) I can not date a girl unless she is bi.
17.) I love women who are willing to do anything but put up a little fight before doing anything
18.) There is so much to tell as I am an open book, but I have bored you enough

1. My favorite color is red
2. I like sex alot!
3. I find it really easy to get on well with people
4. I dont push myself far enough to keep my fitness up!
5. Diet Coke is my poison .. other than vodka/sambuca/bitter/lager and cocktails
6. I find it really hard to be faithful to girlfriends but manage 99% of the time
7. I drive far too freaking fast, and one day it will kill me.
8. I drink too much!
9. I love pizza, i'd love it even more if it was fat free!
10. My favourite music is Dance/Hip-Hop and RnB
11. I haven't cried in 3 years.
12. I swaear occasionally but swear lots when im out drunk or watching football.
13. I love my job.
14. my favorite television series ever is Friends or Prison Break or The Simpsons!
15. my biggest fault is being over-sexed! (its not a fault if you ask me thought!)
16. I have the biggest EGO of anyone i know and i LOVE myself.

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Originally posted by ObsoleteRealism

thank god for my fiancee and her "friends".

not boring at all

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9.) I am a hopeless romantic, and these days that sucks.

That'll never suck!!

1. My favorite colors are blue and red.
2. I laugh at my own jokes, even if they suck.
3. I have 2 cell phones, one for people I like, and the other for people I don't want knowing my actual cell number but i still need to be in contact with.(That's probably weird)
4. I once made fun of a kid for collecting pokemon cards so hard he threw them in the garbage, i've always been proud of that for some reason.
5. I was given an IQ test when i was 16, they told me it was 169..I spent the next 5 minutes laughing at "69".
6. I like pepsi more then coke, but I kinda like coke C2 more then pepsi..but am too loyal to pepsi to switch for some reason.
7. For my 17th birthday my parents bought me a British racing car, a few of my friends were so jealous they stopped talking to me.
8. In the past week, 2 people have asked me if im a model..which makes me feel all weird for some reason.
9. I think I might be obsessed with Sarah Michelle Gellar...
10. I like most kinds of music, but country kinda pisses me off.
11. I speak several languages....or at least I did at one point.
12. I love a lot of movies, I have over 80 DVD's.
13. I love the show aqua teen hunger force, but nobody I know watches it..the only other person i've heard mention it is Kanzen.
14. At one time I was really romantic, and would make huge gestures to show how I felt.
15. I clean almost everything with windex.
16. I once punched out a guy for trying to convince me skateboarding is far more dangerous then dirtbiking.
17. Im the only person I know who has driven over 300kms on the street.
18. I once won a jumprope competition just to piss some girl off in the 5th grade, I still have the medal I won.
19. I've had several dreams about WBW, and most of them involve Latino threatening me for some reason, even though he's always been really nice.
20. I've always wanted to move to Australia, but I dont want to spend that much time on a plane.

Oh and by the way, this is an awesome thread.

yep...I've been burned badly (back in the party days anyway) and I still firmly believe in it's better to love and lose...than to not.




I sincerely hope that a lot of the folks in here, that have lost trust with women... can get it back. They REALLY all aren't the same

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Originally posted by whizker

6. I get pissed at fems of any age or stature that think men older than them are somehow incapable of
being any fun in the sack or in a relationship. (grrr) Try one once,you may be surprised!

I found a girl that likes older men, i'm ten years her senior, and she thinks i'm a nut, and she can't keep up with me in bed

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Originally posted by *PiRo*

6. I find it really hard to be faithful to girlfriends but manage 99% of the time

16. I have the biggest EGO of anyone i know and i LOVE myself.

its that other 1 percent that will get you every time

you haven't met latino?


@ bonz - you are so correct, all women aren't the same and it is better to love and have lost

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Originally posted by Demonicmale

you haven't met latino?

I've always tried to be loyal to Latino...but I think he really likes Fefe better- for some reason.

Plus...sometimes I leave my socks on the floor overnight At least Fefe leaves more exciting clothing laying around shhhhhhh don't tell anyone..but he gives her shit for that too.

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Originally posted by caribonz

I've always tried to be loyal to Latino...but I think he really likes Fefe better- for some reason.

maybe you just need a more appealing avy