Who the fuck are you?

01. I am an enigma.
02. See number 12.
03. See number 9.
04. See number 8.
05. See number 15.
06. See number 11.
07. See number 13.
08. See number 1.
09. See number 7.
10. See number 17.
11. See number 18.
12. See number 16.
13. See number 14.
14. See number 6.
15. See number 4.
16. See number 3.
17. See number 5.
18. See number 10.

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The very first lesson I learned at WBW was NOT to click on a link Jack posted in a thread

I don't know, I kind of liked bottle guy!!

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

Oh pish posh.

Thats it - your invitation to poker night is revoked as well. Christ almighty dude.

If I catch you wearing any more womens clothing and saying things that my grandma would call gay, I'm changing tuesdays to "Poke'im" night and sending out the other invitation to Jtimer.

1. my favorite colours are red and green
2. am i obsessed? maybe about ManUtd and red wine.. and cigarettes...
3. love? whats that?
4. you dont like me? i dont care anmore
5.if i come home after work and nobody is there, i`m happy.
6. my bad temper will bring me one day in prison.
7. i will love my next car, cos i worked hard for it and its the one I want.
8. relationship , that word is blanked in my vocabulary.
9. i eat everything, if it fits to red wine.
10. musik? if it sounds good, i like it...
11. i trust less people then jack
12. did i wrote that i hate most people? including some family members..
13. work is a good thing not to get complete crazy
14. beside watching football i like "Everwood".. damn, i guess i need some pills
15. my biggest fault? i trusted some woman.. wont happen anymore.
i forgot
16. woman.. have fun with em, then kick their ass , saves you from a lot trouble and grey hair!

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Originally posted by Jack

[reply=Bangledesh]
Oh pish posh.

Thats it - your invitation to poker night is revoked as well. Christ almighty dude.

If I catch you wearing any more womens clothing and saying things that my grandma would call gay, I'm changing tuesdays to "Poke'im" night and sending out the other invitation to Jtimer.
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I don't wear women's clothing. And damn, I guess its for the best that my poker invitation has been revoked. I never was able to understand why you guys played strip poker.

To compare package sizes, of course. Isn't that why everyone does it?

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Originally posted by Jack

To compare package sizes, of course. Isn't that why everyone does it?

I always knew there was some ulterior motive behind that game. Gaaaaaayyyyyy....

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I never was able to understand why you guys played strip poker.

Because Jack looked simply divine in garters and stockings!!

1. my favorite color is red
2. i hate crowds
3. people are a pain in the ass
4. hamburgers are #1
5. the sopranos are wimps
6. mex food is great with beer
7. the only one i trust is my dog
8.cash is king
9.watching sports is a waste of time
10.you drive too slow for me
11. ive forgotten more than you'll ever know

1. favorite color: Orange
2. my favorite actors are Edward Norton Brad Pitt (in Fight Club) Jackie Chan
3. Falling in love just wont happen for me right now im at school
4. I will be lazy most of the time i like to get motivated
5. I love drawing or just doing almost anything art like
6. My fear is to die alone (sappy i know but its my fear lol)
7. I love to drive when im on a motorcycle but i would prefer to walk if i dont have one
8. my relationships Just yeah my relationships if i can copy Dane cook for a second i would like to call them relationshits lol i just dont have luck in them
9. Thai noodles yummy
10. i love almost any kind of music cept shit kickers music
11. i love my parents they just piss me off so bad sometimes
12. i only cry when i hurt my self really bad lol
13. my favorite clothes are my bath robe and shorts
14. my favorite t.v. series Venture Brothers fuck yeah
15. I hate Arrogant people if i had my way they would all be kneecapped
16. I love girls.... they are the best thing in this fucking world (Thanks for this one myztique )
17. I love this site lol this is one of my favorites cept for cross the street but this site as dorky as this sounds its part of my life i hope it never goes away thanks Diz and crew total brown nose moment lol

1. I am self confident in knowing what I can do, but not confident enough to let others see it
2. I hate coffee, gimme a coke
3. would help anyone that asks and expect nothing in return.
4. Cries at the drop of a hat at times, and I wonder why
5. By the same token, have never shed a tear at a funeral for any family member.
7. My favorite color is a deep blue or red.
8. I have definite issues with trust, is something someone has to earn with me.
9. My female friends say they feel comfy talking to me about anything, cause they say I can think like a male or female.
10. My door definitely doesnt swing both ways, love women always have, always will.
11. would like to be in love again, but the hurt if it doesnt work is agony.
12. I am a big sports buff. Collect sports cards as well..
13. Have done security for Elton John b4.
14. If I could travel 24/7 I would.
15. I hate that I'm good at procrastination

1. Favorite color is red
2. I have a new favorite movie every couple of months(right now it is The Departed)
3. I'm kind of an asshole
4. Not much of a book reader, but my favorite book is Tuesdays With Morrie (yea so what, bite me)
5. A waste too much money on things I don't need
6. I like all kinds of music except I can't listen to country without wanting to kill someone
7. If I have an argument with someone and halfway through I realize I'm wrong I still argue until they agree with me.
8. I can never sleep for more then 5 hours.
9. I smoke too damn much.
10. I don't drink because everyone in my family that does is an alcoholic and I don't want to turn into one.
11. Can't stand stupid people
12. I don't really like my job but I usually get good overtime and it has good benefits. Most of the time I get great tips.
13. I hate when the people I move try to tell me how to do my job.
14. I never win when gambling.
15. Favorite tv show is 24

01. I am in my early 20s and going bald
02. Going bald is only making the feelings of everything I have missed out on worse
03. Everything I have missed out on is my own fault for being shy and procrastinating
04. If you want to see me cry, show me my mother crying or wait for me to do something stupid and hurt my own feelings
05. As much as I care for my mom, she won't stop mothering me despite the distance or number of times I have proven I can care for myself
06. I have traveled and lived all over the world and love traveling and living in foreign countries, the further from the touristy areas the better it gets
07. My female friends usually come to me to tell me how their boyfriends don't treat them right
08. Despite working to make myself better than all of the boyfriends I am told are so bad, my relationships always seem to end up worse
09. I feel I am better than most people, yet I know I am not. It is something I am always fighting
10. Procrastination is my arch enemy
11. I am so afraid of not being perfect at what I do that I am self-defeating, it's easier to procrastinate than fail in my own eyes
12. I can't congradulate myself for things I would congradulate others
13. I am a pessimist
14. I am finding the previous answers both depressing and almost liberating to see all at once
15. I am normally way too private with any feelings, emotions or introspection. I find it hard to believe I am about to click "post message"

1. my favorite color is also red
2. i my mom . my dad left us when i was 5
3. i'm a only child
4. i think i drink too much
5. alcohol makes me
6. 4 + 5 = sex
7. i was in love once , then i let her go. (i miss her dearly )
8. i'm a total geek (pc gaming, electronics & computers)
9. i own a 1996 honda civic hatchback
10. i hate slow drivers.(grrr) *honk honk*
11. i live alone in a one bedroom studio apartment
12. my favorite tv star is Jennifer Garner (Alias)
13. my favorite movie star is Angelina Jolie (Tombraider and Mr.& Mrs. Smith)
14. i love pasta & sea food
15. my sexual fantasy is to have a threesome with Angelina & Brad

1. My favorite color...is camouflage a color?
2. If it is an animated movie I've probably seen it!
3. I fell in love when she was born and would do anything for my 3 year old daughter.
4. I have a sense of humor that you either get it or don't!
5. Earl Grey hot!
6. I can resist most temptation unless it is a woman!
7. I'm a great driver it is the other idiots you have to watch out for!!
8. I'm a pleaser I try to do things that will please my partner even to my own detriment.
9. I've been told I should be a chef or a masseur but what did I do....I went into I.T. and love my job.
10. I have such a wide taste in music. I listen to everything from hard rock to classical.
11. I have a soft side but I try not to let it show.
12. I tend to be somewhat of a know it all. I'm not really a know it all but just well studied.
13. I love my job as Technology Coordinator for a school district.
14. I watch way to much television but my favorite shows are 24, Battlestar Galactica, Stargate SG1 and all of the CSI shows.
15. I could teach a course on procrastination!

i love all the replies

This is my first post on here, ever. It could well be my last. Seems like a good way to introduce myself, though.

1. I like making lists, and I'm a serial procrastinator. That's why I'm doing this.
2. I consider this site to be something of a guilty pleasure, which is why I've never posted here before. It's also far too conducive to procrastination. That's not good for me, really.
3. That said, whenever I've ventured into the non-porn sections of the forum, I've been pleasantly surprised with most of the people here. So, hello.
4. If you were to run a history of all my web browsing, it would probably consist mostly of news sites (NYTimes, BBC, etc.) and porn.
5. I don't really have a favorite color.
6. I love music of all kinds. Current music: Pixies-Velvety Instrumental Version
7. I really like to drive-except when it rains. I hate driving in the rain almost as much as I like driving under normal circumstances. I don't know jack shit about cars, though.
8. I like curvy girls with big tits. However, that doesn't mean I'm a fan of BBWs or girls with ridiculously huge tits.
9. I also love hands. I check out girls' hands when I talk to them. This has nothing to do with anything sexual, by the way.
10. I have an enormous amount of difficulty approaching women.
11. I don't have much of a problem with public speaking, though.
12. The fact that the last seven items began with the pronoun "I" kinda bothers me.
13. When instant-messaging, I try use proper grammar-the one exception being that I don't use capital letters.
14. My favorite movie is Pulp Fiction. I don't know enough about movies to really have a favorite actor or actress.
15. My favorite alcoholic beverages are dark beer, red wine and gin and tonic. I don't understand why people drink Bud Light. I'm a pussy with hard liquor, though.
17. I find the anonymity of this survey intriguing.
18. Current music: The Pharcyde-Oh Shit. I meant it when I said "all kinds."

Okay, that was a few more than fifteen. Oh well.

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Originally posted by lilrika

9. i own a 1996 honda civic hatchback
10. i hate slow drivers.(grrr) *honk honk*

I think I love you even more.

1.) I am not a computer guy,but I enjoy this site
2.) I play guitar
3.) I have a family
4.) I love golf and snow skiing
5.) My wife is too cool for me
6.) My favorate color is blue
7.) I am a beatles freak
8.) I adore women
9.) I support this site finacially to help cover my lack of posting skills
10.) I work way to much
11.) My wife is way cooler than me and that turns her on
12.) I've played music in front of thousands of people....most of whom were tring to get laid.
13.) It sucks to work that hard and not really be understood.
14.) I vote for reps and dems.
15.) I really believe in the promise of America, I just wish I saw more of it and that my leaders acted like they did to.

Lilrika wanna go get a beer sometime you just let me know ok?????