No Spam In The Champagne Room - AKA Davey made me do it.

I ordered chinese food, new place so either it's great or I'll be violently ill. Oh, the suspense...

Why not both? Greatly violent.

Speaking of violently ill; another gem from the queue:





Christ, if I was in the middle of my sipping my coffee I would of ruined two monitors and my keyboard.

That has to be photoshopped, plz tell me she is not really looking like that....

Careful Lia, she is coming for you. She'll unhinge her jaw and swallow you whole.

What has that woman done to herself...so sad....Sad and fucked up.

SP would be a bite-sized snack.

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Originally posted by Kanzen

Speaking of violently ill; another gem from the queue:

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Christ, if I was in the middle of my sipping my coffee I would of ruined two monitors and my keyboard.

She's the next evolution of Psyduck

My eyes are bleeding! Damn you, Kanzen!!

One of the gay guys at work was hitting on me today.

He called me very pretty.

Ohhh, yeaahh, that's right.

You gonna tap that or gonna get tapped?

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Originally posted by EricLindros

One of the gay guys at work was hitting on me today.

He called me very pretty.

Ohhh, yeaahh, that's right.

You're a handsome fellow.

2 out of 2 homos agree.

It's unanimous!

Those homos, they always have great taste, I say.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

It's unanimous!

Those homos, they always taste great, I say.

FTFY.

Well there Mr. Good Lookin', would you like to go off line with a beautiful lesbian in search of a good looking, tall and funny hetero for sperm donation puposes ? No night of pleasure is inferred, nor parental rights suggested, but this is a sincere offer. PM me if interested.

Times a passin' and I gots to get going with this program.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

It's unanimous!

Those homos, they always have great taste, I say.

You know, us men, and heteros in general, aren't just pieces of meat you know.

Oh you tender, tender child !

TV sux today, even satellite. Just saying.

Also I just farted

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Originally posted by F1098

Oh you tender, tender child !

If only you had a malleable username I would call you M[isandrist]1098. :P