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No Spam In The Champagne Room - AKA Davey made me do it.

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#4839960
Quote:
Originally posted by Kanzen
So while on MFC briefly, one of the cam girls describes herself as shy while she is showing everyone her butthole. I don't think she understands the word "shy".


Maybe she's shy, but her butthole is the life of the party?


Also...
F1098, jenngurl23 find this awesome.
#4840059
Lvl 8
Sorry about that^ totally forgot.
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#4840065
Lvl 8
Suck it, Connecticut.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/27/florida-best-state_n_4981731.html?ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000063
#4840069
Lvl 26
Don't lie SugarPie, we know why you're really here. You're just here to sate your dong hunger.
#4840070
Quote:
Originally posted by Kanzen
Don't lie SugarPie, we know why you're really here. You're just here to sate your dong hunger.


Maybe it depends whom has it in their hand at that moment......
#4840071
Quote:
Originally posted by Davey45
Suck it, Connecticut.

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Minus the occasional zombie, hillbilly, and old person...I quite enjoy Florida
#4840072
Lvl 8
Quote:
Originally posted by Sugarpie
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Minus the occasional zombie, hillbilly, and old person...I quite enjoy Florida


You can avoid the redneck folk by staying on or near the coasts. Or just staying south of Lake Okechobee (That big lake in the middle)
You can avoid the geezers by avoiding Boca Raton and pretty much the west coast south of Tampa
The zombies...you deal with 'em.
jenngurl23 finds this awesome.
#4840073
Lvl 26
1. Yeah, no, I prefer seasons and not always stepping outside and having my face melt off.

2. I don't see how that is relevant or in any way pertinent towards anything, cool history, but that's it.

3. Eh, not really interested.

4. Sounds like the beginning of a Descent sequel.

5. Cool, but soon to become mostly inactive with all the budgetary cuts.

6. Doesn't look any special from any other deli sub.

7. Couldn't care less about the time and resource sink that is professional sports.

8. Exactly what I, and most people hate, tourists.

9. Never heard of any of them, and they are not my favorites at all.

10. You have oranges.

11. Unimportant, and not a deciding factor of anything. I prefer long rainstorms and thundershowers they are relaxing to me.

12. Interesting, but it does not have a lasting effect on anything in our daily lives.

13. That has become a money vacuum and has had it's hands in hundreds of billions of headaches across the globe.

14. Couldn't care less.

15. Irrelevant.

16. And a considerable amount of that shit will try to kill or eat you.

17. I dislike pork, so it doesn't matter to me. Plus deciding what is delicious is a subjective thing to everyone so this is pointless. It would be like me bragging about pasties.

18. Meh.

19. I'd prefer Venice with it's rich history and culture.

20. Because nothing says Japanese culture like swamps and alligators and it being about the farthest state from Japan.

21. Okay, I don't see how this matters. I can hunt and find things here that will in no way affect daily life just as much.

22. Irrelevant.

23. We have the internet, we can see all the insane shit that goes on down there.

24. Remember when Huffington Post was only about politics and things that actually affected our lives?
#4840074
Lvl 8
Well, I hear Michigan has some great stuff.
#4840075
Lvl 26
I don't give a flying fuck about Michigan either.
#4840076
Lvl 8
Quote:
Originally posted by Kanzen
I don't give a flying fuck about Michigan either.



Kan-gry
#4840077
Lvl 8
Actually most of the stuff on that list I couldn't care less about. NASA? Meh. Central Florida theme parks? Crap fest. Publix makes a better sub than any national sub chain but there are local shops that are way better than Publix. I'm only here for the weather and Cuban sandwiches.
#4840078
Lvl 26
Not angry, but annoyed by people trying to be proud about things that they have no direct influence over. It is insipid.
F1098, jenngurl23 find this awesome.
#4840079
Lvl 8
An arbitrary list of state attractions is hardly something to get upset over. I can understand if none of it is interesting to yourself but I thought it was humorous and interesting. Different strokes, man.
#4840080
Lvl 26
It's too late, you're fired. Now get out.
#4840081
Lvl 22
The Kan hammer.
#4840082
Lvl 8
Swift justice.
#4840087
Lvl 19
OMG......I can hardly believe that I am ( mostly ) I agreement with Kanzen. But Venice, really.....I mean that place is tourist heaven even in the worst weather/season. Exactly where does a tentacle person have pleasure amid huge crowds of old women looking like they stepped out of....Florida.
#4840090
Lvl 8
I've been to Venice. At least the canals in Fort Lauderdale aren't full of human waste. But...you know...whatever floats your...boat.
#4840091
Lvl 19
Haven't been to Ft. L, but Venice for sure. To love it you must overlook many, many things including the sewer in the front yard. But what I like most about it is the elegant decay that is going on there. Hard to express, but thrilling.

All that said, Venice, CA is just an hour away and not only does it have wonderful canals, but the most beautiful bitches I've ever seen. No provincial shyness there...camel toe pride is real.

Quote:
Originally posted by Davey45
I've been to Venice. At least the canals in Fort Lauderdale aren't full of human waste. But...you know...whatever floats your...boat.
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