The next member to post here....

False
The next poster has no job

False, althoughif it deosn't rain a bit more than it has been, I won't have much work

The next poster wants to be a character in the next batman movie

true

Next poster is a major party animal

Nope (I stay in watching porn)

Next poster is a man who has dressed up has a woman

Well, the man part is true but the dressing up like a woman is, to date, false

Perhaps the next poster has...

Nope (I stay in watching porn)

Next poster is a man who has dressed up has a woman

Nope

The next poster would eat a shit sandwich for a million american dollars

false

Next poster has had a broken bone

true, several

next poster has almost died sometime in the last year

true,

next poster has a std

false,
next poster jerks off to gay porn

false

the next poster has a cool avatar

True

The next poster is happy to be here

true,
next poster likes to wear woman's panties

True, with the thong in the front..

The next poster can't masterbate with both hands.

false,
the next poster has thought about of having sex with the same sex.

true(and so did you)
the next has had sex with self within last hour

False, Crossed my mind though

The next poster has late fees at blockbuster.

false,
next poster wants to go to a nudist colony

true

next poster want to be in a porn movie